So me and my friends are on Easter break and we met up at my friend Ron's house (he's black) and he lives with his grandma.. So technically we were at his grandma's house. We were chillin there ya know.. Gettin a little tipsy off some beer when his grandma walks in. I don't know WHAT the fuck she had been doing but she comes up to me and starts yelling at me. This was some of the most violent ass chewing I had ever gotten. She was saying like "you god damn son bitch no good cock sucking motherfucker I swear to god you bastard!!!" and finally Ron got her to stop and asked her what the fuck was wrong and she told us that I had driven my car into the front of her house... So I was certain there's no way that was true considering I had parked down the street, but we went upstairs anyways. And what the fuck.. The fucking front end Of my car was in the god damn living room. There was no one in the driver's seat and I had no clue. Then Ron's grandma tells us she stole my keys and drove my car into her house to get the insurance money. So pretty much I'm fucked
Serving the Midgets and Hawks of local ski resorts.
^^^^^everything above me. that is some funny ass, weird ass, shit. but truthfully im not too convinced it happened and even if it did, you have witnesses to testify for you. or maybe your just lying and felt like driving a car into an old lady's house.
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"
"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$
We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"
-- Jamie § http://surfaceskis.com § http://jwalterphotography.com § --EASTERN SAMPLE----B.M.I.T.R.-- if i wanna see dudes and chicks doing drugs and each other, while tearing their lives apart from the inside, ill watch antiques roadshow sammyj or whatever they use for currency in australia, probably vegimite TheStamos
You have got to be the worst troll on NS, or you are a pathological liar, OR you hang out with mentally retarded black people. Either of those three ways I facepalm....
“What is this Legal Fuckin’ bull fuckin word papers!”- Ricky
“I cannot work with those fuckin dicks! So I’m gonna give you an ultimarium right now; it’s either me, or Gumby and Pichfuckio!”- Ricky
“What the fuck was that Julian? I’m not the kind of person to say I toadaso, but ya know what – I toadaso. I fucking a toadaso!”- Ricky
“I got stung by one of those bumblecocksuckers again!”- Ricky
“This big litebrite went on in my head like, I’m failing grade six again here…”-Ricky
my identity ? bro mah identity at the corner of highland n third mothafucka i droped that when i was three or four years old... i crawled in mah daddys closet pulled out his nine and it was game over from their sun,. like i said i was born inn kamfil﻿ pensilvania i ride ski resorts you know? u know what im sayin? ..'im black