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the earth is flat bitch

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waterville_NH
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anything else you have been told is governmental propaganda, and the middle corner proves that 5=6

www.flat-earth.org




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Sep 30 2004 7:16PM
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annaSKI
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what is this...more 1984.


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Sep 30 2004 7:18PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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they lost me at the springfeild paradox.















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Sep 30 2004 7:21PM
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waterville_NH
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just read some of the FAQ




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You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.
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Sep 30 2004 7:22PM
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proZach
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whoever made that has way too much time and is a complete moron.



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Sep 30 2004 7:26PM
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soup
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man its like the fucking moon theory and the pentagon theory. both gay and bullshit. im not wasting my time going to that
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Sep 30 2004 7:27PM
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shrEddie
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it has to be a joke

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Sep 30 2004 7:27PM
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Joe.
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hahaha what losersss




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Sep 30 2004 7:29PM
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skiierman
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8. What is, then, at the south pole?
The Edge of the World. It is surrounded, at least in places, by a huge mountain range.

9. How long is the edge of the Earth?
The edge of the Earth is infinitely long.

11. Does this fit in with the Hollow Earth theory?
Yes. Beneath the Earth, or hanging off the edges, is a land populated by either green-skinned women or Nazis. All those claiming to have seen this have misinterpreted it to fit in with the spurious and false Spherical Earth theory.

16. Can ships be 'lost' at the edge of the Earth?
Yes, at least in places where there are no mountains preventing this from occurring. The edge of the Earth is, in places a tremendous waterfall, and anything going over the edge will disappear into the aether. This can also happen to aircraft which fly off the edge.

I dont know about you guys, but this sounds real to me....



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Sep 30 2004 7:49PM
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fourdskate
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dude you can see earth from space. we fuckin ORBIT the earth with satellites.
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Sep 30 2004 8:08PM
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r5tommy
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godhatesglobes.com is where its at...some funny shit
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Sep 30 2004 8:13PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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20. Does Idaho exist
No. The existence of Idaho is a lie, fabricated by a conspiracy of cartographers, as is England (see question 10).
21. What about North Dakota?
That doesn't exist either.

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Sep 30 2004 8:48PM
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skogio3030
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HAHAHA green-skinned women or Nazis. good stuff good stuff
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Sep 30 2004 8:57PM
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proZach
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HOW THE FUCK DOESNT IDAHO EXIST. i hate those people that came up with that. its not funny at all. i hope they fall off the flat world those fuckin morons.



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Sep 30 2004 9:17PM
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aggro_sk8
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hahaha, holy crap. thats hilarious.

'One is tempted to believe that the frogs, fish and other beings are somehow expelled into space off the edge of the Earth. However, this conflicts with the long-established Mad Fishmonger theory, which states that showers of fish are the work of a deranged fishmonger and his cohorts'

you can tell its fake because of 'The Flat Earth Liberation Front Against Television' read that, it says television created a spherical earth.

friggin funny if you ask me

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Sep 30 2004 10:26PM
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Melvs
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I forget where I found it or read it, but that site IS a joke. like, made to be funny, not serious.
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Sep 30 2004 10:32PM
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albatross.
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No, its legit - but in a different way. Its there to show you that there is no way you could really produce evidence against any of those theories. Have you dug a thousand miles into the earth? Have you been in space? how do you know the airlines arent involved in the scam too, and fly you in circles to make you think you are travelling around the globe.
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Sep 30 2004 11:23PM
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Melvs
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I can prove Idaho exists.....
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Sep 30 2004 11:25PM
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~Pete~
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are you sure its idaho tho what if its something else something non idaho but people just think its where about idaho should be
Sep 30 2004 11:39PM
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davidh
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^ whoa, that's getting a little to philosophical for me.
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Sep 30 2004 11:57PM
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IrishDrink87
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first off, i read that retarded theory, and second, it even says in there that its a hypothesis. THEY DONT KNOW EITHER!

bull shit waterville. stop trying to stand out.



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Oct 1 2004 12:20AM
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SchweitzerSki
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my history professor was talking about that site. He was making fun of it.


did that make any sense?
Oct 1 2004 12:30AM
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Matty.
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are these guys idiots??? it better be a joke

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Oct 1 2004 12:36AM
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canuck
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NO wait the world is flat..... in the east. Hahahahahah.
Oct 1 2004 1:53AM
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404404
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THE EARTH IS FLAT! THOSE WHO SAY OTHER WISE ARE WITCHS AND IL BURN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!
Oct 1 2004 12:50PM
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proZach
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i hate that site.



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Oct 1 2004 1:13PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
all assertions are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true false and meaningless in some sense.

also, ANYONE, who thinks i believe and they believe in this shit is fucking retarded, the founder is LEE HARVEY OSWALD SMITH, do you know who lee harvey oswald was?

yeah, you're stupid, go die




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You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.
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Oct 1 2004 9:58PM
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devine
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woot



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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
Oct 1 2004 10:52PM
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coolcat410
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13. What about gravity?
Gravity is a lie invented by the purveyors of the inherently false spherical Earth theory. The theory of gravity has never been proven. There is no gravity, only inertia. The Earth moves through space like a giant elevator. We do not fall off because we are kept down by inertia. The Earth has inertia.
There is a school of thought which states, however, that the Earth does not move through space, but rather that it rests on the back of a giant turtle, and that what we call gravity is, in fact, the turtle's animal magnetism.

Hahahahaha...thats great...
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Oct 1 2004 11:19PM
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404404
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^ its true i saw it
Oct 2 2004 7:45AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahhaa so retarded


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