Ended up shooting this last night out of no where. Kinda fun. I saw no weiner, so no worries.
Here's what I'm thinking:
We're gonna try to make it look like an alien invasion is going on outside.
Pan right a bit to get him on the left 1/3.
Unroll toilet paper a bit
remove (replace?) garbage can
remove bath mat
Flash camera right - Soft Box, Green Gel, Flagged/barn doors (maybe), Window pane gobo outside of soft box, alien gobo inside soft box (maybe). Take two pics and blend them so there is an alien shadow that either casts off of him or is on the wall next to him.
I don't like the subtle shadow of him to his right, it makes it look like it's a 4 bit color depth. It took me until this morning to realize what the hell it was.
"when the government says its necessary to see your genitals, the terrorists have won." - geteducated
But still for a forum that has swayed so many internet contests, fuel tv should be a cake walk. Go go gadget newschoolers.