It is with remorse and shame that I post this, coupled with a severe sense of idiocy and money wasting, but basically I think I have to sell these skis.
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I bought these back in the spring for $899 with high hopes of skiing tons of pow and ripping phat lines all winter during my gap year. I spent the first half in England waiting to go live out in Tahoe and in December I returned home to find my beautiful and sexy ladies waiting for me, buttholes waxed, nuva rings inserted, and throat numbing blowjob spray applied, fresh out of the factory. After 2 weeks of consistent sex (with my girlfriend, not the skis, you sick fucks) I went out to Tahoe. I didn't even bring these, I left them at home in the plastic, since Tahoe's total snowfall for the year by January was roughly 4 inches. In March I got offered a job back east and I needed to come back and take it since I couldn't find shit out in Tahoe, and when I came back east in early March all the snow was completely gone. Starting this fall I will be going to college in Providence, RI, where skiers go to die, and for the next 4 years I will be limited by sports commitments during breaks and I don't see myself setting foot on these skis for at least 4 years. Because of that I need to pass them along to somebody who will fully appreciate them and care for them and surf them through beautiful, soft, silky powder.
So, Pillowfights. 196. Brand new in the plastic. They're selling now for $799, so I'd like $650, that way I only lose $249 off this purchase. I am retarded. I can throw brand new STH 16's in the box as well for an extra $150. I can post pictures of the graphics if you're interested, but to give you a hint they involve lassies in their undergarments twisted into penis enhancing poses.