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Little poser 5th graders...

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Forcillo
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I don't know why, but this really pissed me off. There was a fifth grader walking down the street with his little fifth grade friends and he was wearing a huge Saga hoodie and a Jiberish hat. (He's like 2 feet tall). I walked past them and heard him say to his friends, and I quote, "Hey bros, don't I look dope with me new snowboarding clothes?!?!?!" I had to resist the urge to kill myself right there
Mar 31 2012 3:50PM
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EricaMN.
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6thgrade4lyfe
Mar 31 2012 3:51PM
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Chief.Queef
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Doubt he said that but I dont want to make you anymore angry. Sounds like it could really piss a person off! Lolololol no dude this isn't thread worthy.
Mar 31 2012 3:52PM
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J_BISCHOF
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yea dude., Fuck fifth graders. What the fuck do they know
Mar 31 2012 3:53PM
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Anathema
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now you know how i feel about all of you.
Mar 31 2012 3:53PM
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PopsicleStand
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We all acted like that in 5th grade...it's annoying. Remember as you age you always look back at yourself and wonder, why? Try not to be too hard on yourself and others for that reason.
Mar 31 2012 3:53PM
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Dhane
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be careful, not a lot of people are smarter than a 5th grader
Mar 31 2012 3:54PM
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corona
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that show is such bull. I watched one full episode and didn't get a question wrong.
Mar 31 2012 3:57PM
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KravtZ
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bahaha yea....how the general public feels about all of NS on the ski slopes. Whenever i see some kid in a huge tall t oversized clothes acting like a asshole because hes "so cool i freeski" I just want to punch right in the face
Mar 31 2012 3:58PM
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theabortionator
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Coming from a 14 year old kid. How cool



Mar 31 2012 3:59PM
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Spinoza
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this is a serious problem,           we should discuss it further
Mar 31 2012 4:06PM
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howlongcanausern
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hahaha trolllllan
Mar 31 2012 4:10PM
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VD.
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same ... I know when I tried to sign a guy up to a different game show they wanted competitors to be unemployed, maybe with that show they ask for your school grades and if you went to college and did moderately well in school they don't take you, wouldn't suprise me coz some people on their are really thick
Mar 31 2012 4:31PM
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james6345789
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Jiberish and Saga are ski AND snowboard brands
Mar 31 2012 4:36PM
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EmperorKuzco
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7th grade>OP

Big tough middle schooler ya hear!
Mar 31 2012 4:37PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
the show is hosted by jeff foxworthy. i dont know if i should say anything else. he created it i believe to come to terms with the fact that he never made it past 6th grade
Mar 31 2012 4:49PM
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Anal_Rapist
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Mar 31 2012 4:58PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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not a single fuck was given that day
Mar 31 2012 5:16PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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I wanna say that you're 12.
Apr 1 2012 12:06AM
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TRASHY.
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nah you're just jealous because you're old .. :)
Apr 1 2012 12:36AM
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AlwaysDisagrees
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Hey kid you better shut the fuck up. Those 5th graders are the oldest kids in Elementary school. They run the whole fuckin place. You wouldn't believe the resources they have at their disposal. If they catch talkin shit on them, you're toast. Buttered fuckin toast, man.


With strawberry jam.
Apr 1 2012 12:45AM
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bo0b
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Yeah man, your ass is grass, GRASS.
Apr 1 2012 12:56AM
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AWALLRUS.
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EVEN OLDER THAN 8th GRADERS?
Apr 1 2012 12:57AM
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taylornicky
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I'd tap it
Apr 1 2012 1:00AM
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rareison
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In 5th grade I didn't even know what Freeskiing was.
Apr 1 2012 2:22AM
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AlwaysDisagrees
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Motherfucka, there are twice as many kids in elementary school as there are in middle school. Those eighth graders dont command anywhere near the man-power that the fifth graders do.

Really, the fifth graders only rival is the 12th graders, but they're too busy getting drunk to give a shit.
Apr 1 2012 2:50AM
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Piste.Off
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in 5th grade my biggest concern was whether or not johnny motherfuckin tremain would ever fight in the revolutionary war.
Apr 1 2012 3:15AM
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B.Aussie
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Get your logic and sense out of NSG. What do you think this is?
Apr 1 2012 8:29AM
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FerrisBueller
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Apr 1 2012 10:21AM
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Timmy.
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isnt this against contract??
Apr 1 2012 10:25AM
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geteducated
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what anathema and kravtz said. concur.
Apr 1 2012 10:27AM
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maximiliaan
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how old are these 5th graders?
Apr 1 2012 11:07AM
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1337
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12-13?
Apr 1 2012 11:09AM
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1337
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no wait, like 11-12
Apr 1 2012 11:09AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Apr 1 2012 12:11PM
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saskskierftw
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Apr 1 2012 12:33PM
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Dlud
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I think it's 10-11
Apr 1 2012 12:56PM
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