Huh Excuse to post country music what? My song right now.
"yep done it a bazillion times girl either goes OH FUCK NO and flips shit or she likes it and so we try and i finger her butt a bit and then we try to get it in and it doesnt work because my barrel is a desert eagle and shes used to dart guns" DingoSean
"My dick triples in size while skiing under the lift" Mr. Turtle
i have never laughed so hard at an episode of... anything
how do i start with the balls?? it's already hard enough getting it over the hair on top of my head and by the time it's past my shoulders i can barely breathe so the concept of then getting it down my torso and over my balls is just impossible, no condom is ever big enough -Gator.
This happened to me once but i was giving a speech then had an epilectic siezure in which i pulled out my massive penis and started wanking till i came on everyones desk screamming "MAKE IT RAIN BITCHES" -iski4fr33