"tthat's cute, i remember my first beer.... i hope you get fucking alcohol poisoning and your friends are too drunk to realize what's going on and you die with a cock drawn on your face and no eyebrows." from fucking to myself.
"I can't tell you how many times I've fallen asleep with something naughty on my phone and then looked at it in the morning and gagged. Seriously, vagina before 9 am is just too much" Sequoia
AGAIN?!?!?! Seriously Im tired of hearing about these stories on my 10 oclock news! Do they not look before crossing? You should know that the metra runs through there all damn day! Im sorry for your loss, but damn, people need to get the earbuds outta their ears and their heads out of their asses!