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ALIENS ARE COMMING TO GET US
they're gonna probe you first
'I would do it, but i threw my back out humpin your mom last night, nooch'-Jason Mewes
shit i better charge up my laser pistols to fend em off
finally i get to use my skills with a light saber
bigJ lineskier10 '05
run for the hills
Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I donít have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...
The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
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