This is why i dont get hammered anymore. There is no possible way to be hammered and be tolerable at the same time.
"yep done it a bazillion times girl either goes OH FUCK NO and flips shit or she likes it and so we try and i finger her butt a bit and then we try to get it in and it doesnt work because my barrel is a desert eagle and shes used to dart guns" DingoSean
"My dick triples in size while skiing under the lift" Mr. Turtle
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"
"If I ever have to lose at anything in my life, I'll happily lose to somebody named PissButt. Congrats Pissbutt, you are a gentlemen and a scholar."-TechnoPotamus
" i came into this thread just to say "fuck this guy"; about Rick Santorum but then i saw this fucking post and decided to kill myself instead because i don't want to live on this planet anymore."-k-rob