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The poop ski

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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
sunday funday started early here in co. thoughts? could it be possible to poop, while you shred?

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Mar 25 2012 2:28PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
thats wicked.
OP you gotta try it out and let us know
Mar 25 2012 2:33PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Hit chads gap with it, and poop midair.

Mar 25 2012 2:43PM
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Haellgren
Posts: 792 - Karma: 86
How to wipe?
Mar 25 2012 2:43PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
hand. duh.
Mar 25 2012 2:44PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Wiping after you poop is too mainstream.

Mar 25 2012 2:44PM
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ktd619
Posts: 927 - Karma: 96
When you afterbang the chair will lower its self to the perfect point so that the snow can wipe any lose shit off your ass with out scratching the poop chute.
Mar 25 2012 2:46PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
This. Mid air dunk would change the game however
Mar 25 2012 2:48PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
This. It's like a snow bidet
Mar 25 2012 3:25PM
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Haellgren
Posts: 792 - Karma: 86
I see.
Mar 26 2012 2:24AM
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HeyImPeter
Posts: 190 - Karma: 12
Shitting is now arials
Mar 26 2012 9:57AM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
You beat me too it!!!
Mar 26 2012 9:58AM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,890
you dont?
Mar 26 2012 10:11AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
I'll give you karma if you can poop in midair.
Mar 26 2012 10:28AM
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GratefulDead
Posts: 3554 - Karma: 84
You know what a shit barometer is bubz?
Mar 26 2012 10:29AM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
Slide a rail (as if you were going to nut) to wipe? Just in idea. Sounds painful.
Mar 26 2012 12:49PM
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
the jumps are so steep, if you shit on your way up, you hit it on the way down in midair.
Mar 26 2012 2:02PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
Hit a bunny hill and legit take a dump, get it on here and become newschoolers famous
Mar 26 2012 3:14PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
i'm considering the actual sensation that would be involved in doing this, and it confuses me
Mar 26 2012 3:14PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
This is going to happen once my mountain closes. Video- promised
Mar 26 2012 3:39PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3857 - Karma: 4,000
hit a rail and split it
Mar 26 2012 3:46PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
and you asshole will rip in half, like tissue paper
Mar 26 2012 4:29PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
what about your cock?

Mar 26 2012 4:33PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
i just might have to give this a try.
Mar 26 2012 5:38PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

You can always tell when someone's life hasn't been filled with the awesomeness that is wiping your ass with snow. 

Cool, refreshing, everywhere...  It's as if snow is Taco Bell flaming shits' arch nemesis.   

Mar 26 2012 5:52PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
Hope you deliver.
Mar 26 2012 7:12PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
haha Damn, beat me to it
Mar 26 2012 7:17PM
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m-tang
Posts: 340 - Karma: 97
lost
Mar 26 2012 8:00PM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
threads for results
Mar 26 2012 8:02PM
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saskskierftw
Posts: 898 - Karma: 62
Oh god
Mar 27 2012 8:22AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
How would one take it on a chairlift?
Mar 27 2012 8:36AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,373
Just drop trou and go. Simple as that.
Mar 27 2012 9:10AM
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SirCharles
Posts: 129 - Karma: 31
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Mar 27 2012 9:24AM
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.SillyGoose
Posts: 345 - Karma: 96
I hope OP Delivers :(
Mar 27 2012 11:46AM
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armadaski44
Posts: 481 - Karma: 15
OP better deliver. I have a question though.....If you were to future spin while shitting, could you possibly shit a hole in the space time continum, thus filling the past present and future with cold fecal matter?
Mar 27 2012 11:52AM
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Corin
Posts: 1665 - Karma: 524
Genius!
Mar 27 2012 12:04PM
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KEVTRON
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BmLiOnWdN
Mar 27 2012 12:33PM
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powderhoundz
Posts: 19 - Karma: 186
TOO ALL PEOPLE. Have no fear the pooper is here. The edit will drop around April 20th with full HD poo footy, get ready to see my ass world. I AM THE BEST SKIER ON THE MOUNTAIN!!!!!!
Mar 27 2012 9:46PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
***the best shit skier. Hype hype hyPe
Mar 27 2012 9:49PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
i would have more faith in this actually happening if you had >12 posts...
Mar 27 2012 10:02PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
hype hype hype hype poop edit
Mar 27 2012 10:03PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Might as well threads this till I forget about it and then the 20th will surprise me.
Mar 27 2012 10:06PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
Legen....wait for it....dary
Mar 27 2012 10:17PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
you better have your cock tied around your neck.
Mar 27 2012 10:44PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
I just shit my pants instead
Mar 27 2012 10:54PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,373
You better drop it. Or we will castrate you with a pair of rusty scissors.
Mar 28 2012 12:09AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
.
Mar 28 2012 12:14AM
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phreshpow
Posts: 834 - Karma: 133
inb4 4/20
Mar 28 2012 12:29AM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Clips uploaded, video being made hype hype
Apr 17 2012 6:54PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 1,167
do a double poop 12
Apr 17 2012 6:59PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
threads ahahaha
Apr 17 2012 7:02PM
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