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Need help on throwing a high school party

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alex=
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Alright so my high school is brand new in my school district, we have freshies + sophs. i'm a sophmore, but, we have only had one party and 5 people came (wtf). I went to a real school last year and we had awesome parties, at least for freshmen, but this school is pretty fucking lame compared to the other one. Cool story, right?

I don't want to have a reputation for the lamest school in the district. And I don't want to what is supposed to be the 'best years of my life' wasted by not having fun..

anyways i have never thrown a party before, and i need tips on how to throw a good one i guess.

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Mar 22 2012 5:15PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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liquor and tits.
Mar 22 2012 5:16PM
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Piste.Off
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an empty house
plenty of alcohol
invite lots of girls and only girls, dudes will come anyway

there ya go
Mar 22 2012 5:18PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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watch project x
Mar 22 2012 5:19PM
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northeast
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boom. also, you need at least one black kid.
Mar 22 2012 5:20PM
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plaplapla
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first of all, high school is not the best years of your life... thats college.

second, get a lot of alcohol and girls... bout all you need.
Mar 22 2012 5:20PM
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JASTEW206
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how bout respecting your parents house?!?!?
Mar 22 2012 5:20PM
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Balto
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it's high school, who the hell cares

and you are what, 15? you are not in the "best years of your life"
Mar 22 2012 5:21PM
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Dustin.
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The value of a party is directly proportional to the amount of money and vagina that's put into it.
Mar 22 2012 5:21PM
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yuck
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highschool is not "the best years of you life"

that being said, live it up because in terms of responsibility, its an all-time low during highschool so rage hard

if you want your party to be legit, just promote it. you just cant worry about it getting outta hand
Mar 22 2012 5:21PM
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BrewskiJr
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pretty much this. Since you're in HS, make some friends with the "popular clicks" and shit. Get a bunch of them to come, invite others and they will come flockin.


Dont get caught or you'll be fucked.
Mar 22 2012 5:21PM
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jewFro
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Don't put anything on fucking Facebook. Just don't.

Buy some alcohol yourself if you don't know that people are going to show up with it (and by the sounds of it you don't) it's always bad if you show up, there's nothing there and we have to peer pressure someone into going out and getting it.

Retard proof your house. If enough people show there's a good enough chance that there will be people that can't hold their liquor/people that are puking.

Mar 22 2012 5:22PM
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bustinthejus
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I'm sure you had a dope party as a bunch of 14 year olds...


But all you need is an empty house in a dope location, women, copious amount of cocaine, and alcohol.
Mar 22 2012 5:22PM
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bustinthejus
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I'm sure you had a dope party as a bunch of 14 year olds...


But all you need is an empty house in a dope location, women, copious amount of cocaine, and alcohol.
Mar 22 2012 5:22PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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very important that pretty much all teenage members read this.

but more importantly:

Mar 22 2012 5:23PM
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alex=
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No, I'm 16. And i think finding alcohol will be a problem.

But if i hold one i'm gonna invite girls from a nearby school because our school has a very limited supply of hot girls.
Mar 22 2012 5:41PM
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Willgum
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Finding alcohol is never a problem. If you have any older siblings, college buddies, etc... ask them. Otherwise you'll have to man up and play "hey mister" ( Works better if a girl asks the stranger.)Raiding your parents cabinet also works
Mar 22 2012 5:45PM
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rareison
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Ramp card into the pool, and lots of naked chicks. Oh and tons of roofies
Mar 22 2012 5:46PM
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rareison
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^ *cars
Mar 22 2012 5:47PM
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plaplapla
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yeah dude, wait outside a gas station or some liquor store for some chill looking youngish dude and ask him to buy it for you.. worked everytime i've tried it
Mar 22 2012 5:48PM
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Stang*
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Mar 22 2012 5:50PM
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Steve-Brown
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i'm available tomorrow....i'm actually black....
but not saturday.
sorry bud.
Mar 22 2012 6:00PM
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bustinthejus
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Wait... you ARE trolling right?
Mar 22 2012 6:04PM
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Lucas
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Weed and alcohol
Mar 22 2012 6:08PM
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SteezyasPie
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It's pretty straight forward man

1) Invite girls, lots of them
2) get/borrow a good sounds system if you don't own one, and play good music through it
3) lots of alcohol
4) weed, if it's your thing

the rest will take care of itself.

Also good advice would be to make sure nothing valuable/breakable is in a part of the house that people will get to. I suggest making sure your parent's bedroom is locked, and that that's where you store the stuff you move.


I take no responsibility for you actually following this though.
Mar 22 2012 6:13PM
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Thadius.Castle
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Vagina, music, beverages with a moderate content of achohol involved. Everyone else that are not hot girls will come anyways.
Mar 22 2012 6:21PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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getta packie.
and the dankity dank dank.
lots of boobs
and this
http://www.glittarazzi.com/images/BLOG-MAIN/red-solo-cup-2011-11-04.jpgClick for larger image
Mar 22 2012 6:26PM
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PopsicleStand
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looking back, the best laid plans of parties were totally wrong, in that we thought we had every detail planned out (usually song playlists...like fuckin retards).

here are you ingredients. you need to be bold.


-GET BOOZE. beg borrow steal, no party will even START without alcohol.
-GET ALL THE HOT GIRLS FROM EVERY SCHOOL POSSIBLE AROUND TO COME.
this is the most important. the only way to get them to come is the booze. you also have to have
some text/talk game to get them to commit. this is hard. it is also crucial. you need to not make false promises about the part but also get them to come.
-EVERYTHING ELSE WILL FALL INTO PLACE
Dont worry about guys or weed or whatever. Just make sure your crew is ready to back you up and they are ready to help clean up. Bring rubbers for yourself cause you are getting laid for sure.

-Extras (in my opinion)
A sick sound system. Anything loud enough will do.
Pong table. Activities always help
Drugs. People usually bring this themselves
-Pluses
Water to swim in. Hot tub is good, pool is fine.
-Tips
Valuable-proof your home. Don't let fuckfaces ruin it just because you forgot to put away your parents anniversary wine or china or something.

good luck, and pics.
Mar 22 2012 8:12PM
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alex=
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thanks for the responses guys i plus K'ed everyone who gave good responses
Mar 22 2012 9:27PM
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PopsicleStand
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my response was kinda disjointed because of my own alcohol problem but the jist of it was

booze hoes party.
Mar 22 2012 9:35PM
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Jeffmnicholas
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pong table, seperate tables for flip cup/chandeliers/quarters/landmines etc.

pretty much just have ppl set up a bunch of drinking games
Mar 22 2012 9:37PM
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-GL-
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If highschool is the best years of your life then your life must be pretty bad, but just get a bunch of alchohol and just invite all the your school's sluts.
Mar 22 2012 9:45PM
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SnowshoeThompson
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get a ton of duct tape and PBR or whatever cheap beer you like.
tape your empty cans to the beer you are drinking as you drink
drink till your staff is taller than you
once you acquire the title of a "wizard" go jousting with your staffs with your friends in your parents cars
you'll get laid so fast bro.

Mar 22 2012 9:46PM
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c_roll
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troll?
Mar 22 2012 9:52PM
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tripnip
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um since your sophmores and freshmen you should probably hook up with some other school because chances are non of those kids are going to be able to drive. and if they can drive and if there is parents then your screwed... i threw one this weekend only 40 or so came. things that attract girls and alcohol and i live i colorado so weed is just a common.
Mar 22 2012 9:55PM
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Saac
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you won't do it!!!!!!
Mar 22 2012 10:10PM
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dirty.
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Coming from someone whos gone pretty hard and seen it all over the past 8 years or so, and had a hell of a time partying every basically weekend in high school:

-dont put anything on facebook because cops are all over that shit these days
-make sure you have and your buddies have a sufficient amount of beer/alcohol(getting it can be hard but your best bet to ask a chill college student, or a homeless guy whatevers easier) also tell people to bring their own
-Tell lots and lots of girls and get your friends to do the same and do it like 5 days before so people hear about and hype it up
-Make sure people car pool, the last thing you want is 60 cars parked in your driveway and on your road
-party proof the fuck out of the house, ive seen some crazy shit go down in parents houses
-lock your parents bed room and all bedrooms for that matter (unless your down with one of your buddies going to town on some shitfaced girl in your bed)
-dont let people drink your parents alcohol
-dont let people drive drunk, its fucking stupid and not worth the consequences
-let people pass out at your place
-if you cant find a house, a fire in the woods can be great time, drinking and camping is always awesome
-dont get arrested

and when the cops come, everyone is better off running for the hills
Mar 22 2012 10:17PM
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Uncle.Badness
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Just a couple of pimps. no hoes
Mar 22 2012 10:17PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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i went to an underclassmen party once. it was a lot like this
Mar 22 2012 10:24PM
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Utard
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This. Staying and 'cooperating' with the police will get you FUCKED. We're talking MIPs, court dates, possession charges...you're better off running if its not your house.
Mar 22 2012 10:25PM
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GayWolf420
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Booze, bitches, bud and bros. Keep in mind that you shouldn't get butthurt when your place gets trashed. It's a party. Its meant to happen.
Mar 22 2012 10:26PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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Get salmon, to put in people's asses.
Mar 22 2012 10:27PM
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Mtougas
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Haha so true. But really OP, at your age I just played sports, went mountain biking, and skiing. I never gave a shit about parties until a couple years later.
Mar 22 2012 10:28PM
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skithesprings
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highschool, the best years of your life?

I'm sorry you'll never get to experience the greatness that is going to a big party college.
Mar 22 2012 10:31PM
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Mr.Turtle
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seriously though, don't let fuckers drive drunk after they were at your party
Mar 22 2012 10:32PM
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Milksteak
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Do your homework.
Mar 22 2012 10:32PM
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Ski_Alot
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i am also a underclassman so im kinda in the same boat, but i went to this bonfire behind someones house, and that made the environment just so sick because even though one parent was at the house=, we were all just way far back in the woods and there was enough open space for hookups and smoking and shit...
Mar 22 2012 10:49PM
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black.jakesteele
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Hey fuck you its my job to suggest black objects! You diq.
Mar 22 2012 10:53PM
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steezenskis
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if you think that high school is the best years of your life your fuckin retarded. College blows that shit out of the water.
Mar 22 2012 10:54PM
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thenightman
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be sure to use a chain or something and a padlock to lock up your refrigerator, drunk/high people eat EVERYTHING
Mar 22 2012 10:56PM
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Steeze_Minister
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Post it on craigslist
Mar 22 2012 10:58PM
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