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HELP meowing cat!

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Grobot
Posts: 115 - Karma: 13
my landlords cat is sitting in my room mewing at me. he wont stop. i dont know what to do.
Mar 22 2012 11:04AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
PUT A DILDO IN ITS BUTTHOLE!
Mar 22 2012 11:05AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
kick it.
Mar 22 2012 11:17AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
only sensible solution
Mar 22 2012 11:33AM
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
scare it. or move to another room :P
Mar 22 2012 11:33AM
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Grobot
Posts: 115 - Karma: 13
hes still there, wtf? i threw my sunglasses at him but he didnt budge. im a dog person.
Mar 22 2012 11:39AM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
arm yourself with a watergun, he WILL gtfo haha
Mar 22 2012 11:39AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
pet it
Mar 22 2012 11:40AM
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Grobot
Posts: 115 - Karma: 13
no.
Mar 22 2012 11:41AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
yell at it.
Mar 22 2012 11:41AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
do it.
Mar 22 2012 11:43AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
woof woof
Mar 22 2012 11:43AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
give it food
Mar 22 2012 11:44AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
get a laser pointer
Mar 22 2012 11:45AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
Cook it, I hear they taste like chicken
Mar 22 2012 11:46AM
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act.resist
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Mar 22 2012 11:47AM
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Anathema
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Mar 22 2012 12:12PM
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WI_Personallty
Posts: 881 - Karma: 161
I hate cats. Kick it and send it to the moon through the roof
Mar 22 2012 1:46PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
Rape with a q-tip
Mar 22 2012 1:47PM
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Steezegull
Posts: 476 - Karma: 63
stop bein a bitch and pet the fuckin cat.
Mar 22 2012 1:49PM
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jdubbs.
Posts: 728 - Karma: 119
A) Find cardboard box
B) Place Cardboard box over cat so to trap it.
C) Tape box to floor
D) poke holes in box for breathing
and you are done with annoying cat, you can now move on
Mar 22 2012 2:05PM
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Daoust
Posts: 487 - Karma: 103
only way to stop a cat from meowing is to kill it. saw it on the discovery channel so its legit
Mar 22 2012 2:27PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
inb4 asian jokes
Mar 22 2012 9:29PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,397
pick him up or give him something to eat
Mar 22 2012 9:32PM
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Spicy.Cat
Posts: 479 - Karma: 706
Feed it anti freeze, the cat should stop meowing shortly.
Mar 23 2012 8:20AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
Shroedinger, is that you?
Mar 23 2012 8:24AM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
Deactivate it.
Mar 23 2012 8:30AM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 20,024
+K
Mar 23 2012 8:34AM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
my cat does this shit sometimes, gets into meowing fits, i usually just beat the shit out of him and he stops
Mar 23 2012 8:56AM
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WakaShocka
Posts: 640 - Karma: 111
Air Rifle...
Mar 23 2012 9:17AM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
Cat must be a female
Mar 23 2012 9:31AM
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jdubbs.
Posts: 728 - Karma: 119
negative.
Mar 23 2012 11:35AM
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