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Alternate Reality First Names

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Culla
Posts: 323 - Karma: 57
What were you almost named, or what would your name have been if you were the opposite gender? (Inspired by the Middle Name thread)

Was almost Oscar, glad I'm not.

Also, could have been Dell Herreid III. Which would have been boss, oh well.
Mar 17 2012 6:35PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
I was supposed to be named Seamus. thank fucking god.
Mar 17 2012 6:43PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Seamus is a badass irish name. I was gonna be named henry. donotwant.jpg
Mar 17 2012 6:55PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
i was gonna be named franklin, thank god i wasnt
Mar 17 2012 7:24PM
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SamwiseTheGamgee
Posts: 686 - Karma: 817
my parents were going to name me claud or emmit, which I think are actually pretty badass names
Mar 17 2012 7:26PM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
my sister was almost named clementine....
Mar 17 2012 7:28PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
Jamie regardless of if I was a boy or girl :\ middle school was rough having a unisex name
Mar 17 2012 7:29PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,443
WUT
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Mar 17 2012 7:30PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469

No lie, my name was going to be Ignat.

What the fuck

Mar 17 2012 7:31PM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
if i was a girl i'd be hillary.
Mar 17 2012 8:01PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626
Reagan after Ronald Reagan.
Mar 17 2012 8:06PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
I was supposed to be a girl my mom had picked out the name Rachel for me and everything.  sooo glad I wasn't a girl.
Mar 17 2012 8:06PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Elvis, I kid you not.
Mar 17 2012 8:08PM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
was gonna be earnest thank god
Mar 17 2012 8:12PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7265 - Karma: 33,276
There is a person at work who nobody could tell for sure if it was a guy or girl. Their name is Jamie which doesnt help things. Turns out its a girl though.
Mar 17 2012 8:14PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
one letter off of ignant. which would have been steezy.

But i was almost named callum.
Mar 17 2012 8:14PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
Alexander
Or Adelaide if i'd been a girl...
Mar 17 2012 8:26PM
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Pink.Floyd
Posts: 54 - Karma: 16
I was almost Annabelle
Mar 17 2012 8:29PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
MY NAME IS KENT AND IF I WERE TO BE A GIRL MY NAME WOULD HAVE BEEN REEVE
Mar 17 2012 8:30PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
was gonna be Taylor, but there was a Chicago Bulls game on TV while I was being born so it's Jordan instead.

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Mar 18 2012 1:13AM
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Bear_Grylls
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 300
My mom was going to name me Harry I kid you not. Life would have been hell.
Mar 18 2012 1:25AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
My parents wanted to name me Worthy after former Los Angeles Laker James Worthy

Around the time I was born he was caught with prostitutes and blow in a hotel room and my mom said she didnt want me named after that. . My parents fucked me I think Worthy is such a doper name than jake.

Mar 18 2012 1:30AM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Cornelius was my alternate boy name, Rachel was my girl name.

Very disappointed that my name is not cornelius.
Mar 18 2012 1:31AM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
i was gonna be a louie. but i was benjamin instead. ben is the ugliest name, fuck
Mar 18 2012 1:31AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
i would be a pot plant.
Mar 18 2012 1:48AM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
Having a twin bro, I was either going to be Rebecca or Esther... yuk.
Mar 18 2012 1:50AM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
Oh and my alternate guy name is probably David.. thankfully I got Michael and my bro got david.
Mar 18 2012 1:51AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
If I was a girl I would have been Maya
Mar 18 2012 1:53AM
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squashmosh
Posts: 632 - Karma: 565
Wasted
Mar 18 2012 2:51AM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
almost named Gram. asked my mom what she would name me if i was a chick, she said michelle.
Mar 18 2012 2:55AM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
My mom wanted to name me Chase. Glad I'm not haha
Mar 18 2012 11:18AM
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plaplapla
Posts: 435 - Karma: 70
parents almost named me aiden. wouldn't have minded too much
Mar 18 2012 11:30AM
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Jabe
Posts: 567 - Karma: 241

BRENT

Mar 18 2012 11:48AM
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2_fadez
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Mark.
Mar 18 2012 11:55AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I have no clue I'm sure if my brother wasn't born id be aarron if I was a boy(with two as and two rs, my mom misspelled my brothers name)
Mar 18 2012 12:28PM
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WI_Personallty
Posts: 881 - Karma: 161
They thought I was going to be a girl so before I was born my name was sara. Parents wanted it to be a surprise
Mar 18 2012 1:00PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
Was almost named gavin (which is actually my brothers name) but their friends had a kid right before and named him gavin.
Mar 18 2012 1:25PM
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RCookish
Posts: 521 - Karma: 16
I was supposed to be austin
Mar 18 2012 1:26PM
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Prepreip
Posts: 168 - Karma: 12
Herman IV
Mar 18 2012 1:32PM
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Haellgren
Posts: 792 - Karma: 86
If i wasa girl, My name would be Sarah.
Mar 18 2012 1:37PM
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Bmo.
Posts: 4907 - Karma: 2,667
thats my little cousins name, i think its pretty sweet. its unique, and u dont really think about the word 'chase' when u say his name
Mar 18 2012 1:49PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
i'm peter after my dad, so i don't think there was an alternate plan for me
Mar 18 2012 1:54PM
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Belzebub
Posts: 451 - Karma: 812
I was almost called Emil, BUT a friend of mine knows a guy called Harry Rudolf! i am dead serious.
Mar 18 2012 2:45PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
my little brother was almost Cosmo
Mar 18 2012 2:46PM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
i was almost geoff, ended up being jeff
Mar 18 2012 2:47PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
If I was born 1 day earlier I was going to get my grandpas name of Marvin (cause we'd share the same b-days) so my middle name is Marvin....no idea why I was named Alex,

If I was a girl I would have been named Elizabeth according to my mom.
Mar 18 2012 2:56PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
was almost angus. pimp as fuck
Mar 18 2012 3:00PM
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Radio
Posts: 946 - Karma: 12
if it was up to my dad i would be named Rocket, our new dog is now named Rocket
Mar 18 2012 3:02PM
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
angus=boss
Mar 18 2012 10:36PM
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CocaineDonuts
Posts: 33 - Karma: 11
marmeduke is a great name
Mar 18 2012 10:52PM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,634
My parents had it narrowed down to Scott, Trent, and Ty... they went with Scott, which I am cool with. I also would have been cool with ty, but I am really glad they didn't pick trent. If I were a girl, I would have been named Alissa
Mar 18 2012 11:01PM
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