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TOILET
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damn right i did....well actually my parents won but fuck, we are now $45,000,000 richer bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who wants to be my friend now?





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Sep 27 2004 6:44PM
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the record for the lotto.. i pretty sure that is... and it would be on the news
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Sep 28 2004 3:24PM
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hahaha.. you are full of shit.. just like a toilet...
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Sep 28 2004 3:26PM
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i mean even $100 would be great. I would do something for it.
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Sep 28 2004 3:27PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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45 mil a record for the lotto yeah right dude.


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Sep 28 2004 3:29PM
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devine
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i love the people wasting their time trying to prove it or not , who cares if its bull or not , if he did win hes a lucky bastard , if not who cares



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Sep 28 2004 3:35PM
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NickMartini
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it is not true but if so^ i would care i would want some



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Sep 28 2004 3:43PM
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hahaha toilet sent me and im saying i like toilets and i won the lottoery like 6 times lol
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Sep 28 2004 4:32PM
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P-JO
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The record is definitely over 2 billion..




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Sep 28 2004 4:35PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
not 2 billion..it's around 250 million





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Sep 28 2004 4:35PM
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P-JO
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haha, yah i was way off... it actually is around 250 million...




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Sep 28 2004 4:40PM
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still he is lieing and it would be on the news
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Sep 28 2004 5:05PM
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Skierguy48
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Yeah, you fucking idiot, except the picture is dated 2002. Stfu, *cough* SPAM *cough*
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Sep 28 2004 5:07PM
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*i<3snow*
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haha ya i noticed the date. 2002. and i dont think that you won the lottery. that picture can probably be found on a google search. if you did win the lottery, the smart thing would be to NOT tell everyone on ns, because then you would have a bunch of people trying to rob you. you didnt win the money toilet... maybe in a dream, but not for real.




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Sep 28 2004 5:12PM
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TOILET
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old role of film like i said a million times, and i think if u won $45,000,000 you would bragg about it, and it's not like i am telling everyone where i live...also i am moving soon





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Sep 28 2004 5:23PM
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Swirly999
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out of curiousty where are you from? Like Northest cause we got that powerball shit and the regular lotto and if you won 45 mil in teh regular lotto it would definetly be on the news.


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Sep 28 2004 5:27PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
i was in the news





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Sep 28 2004 5:29PM
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albatross.
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The shot is taken from harhigh which actually isnt toilets family website, and if you look at the link to that picture it was actually taken in feb 2002. Its from some guys photo album, check the site and check the path to the image. Its definitley bullshit.
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Sep 28 2004 5:58PM
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i dont believe you

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Sep 28 2004 6:33PM
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TOILET
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uh it actually is my families site including auts uncle cousins ect.





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Sep 28 2004 6:52PM
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freeskiBC
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Smells like u shit on the seat bro.


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Sep 28 2004 6:59PM
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FreeWilley
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hi


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Sep 29 2004 5:38AM
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schlonginator
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1) if you won the lotto when did you win it? what draw etc.. so we can check to see if the major prize really did go off (you could forge this so hence no.2)

2) Get some news article or a pic of where you bought the ticket. Usually the place where you bought it from will be like 'winning ticket bought here last week' and if you won $45 mill something about it will DEFINATELEY be in the news

ie: a man from LA has won the division 1 jackpot of $45 million etc...

get us proof of that media coverage

3) donate an obscene amount of money to NS within a week .. even better fly to NS HQ and hand the Money over yourself and get a write up here

4) Even if you did win $45 mill you or your parents didnt earn it and you'll never really fully enjoy your life as you'll never really fit in with the 'higher class of society' its a classic case of you think you are to good to live with the commons, but you are not respected by the 'higher' class of society

ie: you now wont be happy living the way you did, but you are 'losers' in the eyes of those livigng the lifestyle you now desire

5) since you won it you'll be always be living in fear of losing it - heard of the saying 'easy come easy go?' - if you/family had earnt its in your blood/lifestyle and money no longer becomes an object hence you dont really care about the money

people running around shouting 'I won, I won etc..' disgusts we when there are million of starving children out in the world

and finally 6) Even if you did win $45mill i'm still richer than you. You dont fit in, money cant buy everything, have fun living as losers for the rest of yourlife







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Sep 29 2004 7:38AM
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annaSKI
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if you really won the lottery, then prove it.


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Sep 29 2004 7:58AM
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Taydawg197
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he said he was from Mass i think way up there in a post. I checked the mass lottery website. and they have pictures of all the big winners. no 45 million winner...loser..now hes gonna say it was a different state haha, just keeps getting more ridiculous
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Sep 29 2004 8:39AM
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*Fujative*
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damn it he is such a faggot, ya i went to the site to, its nothing big, he toilet keeps making shit up
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Sep 29 2004 1:30PM
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TOILET
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i tell the truth





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Sep 29 2004 4:07PM
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Barmski
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^ if you are telling the truth then donate at leat 1000 bucks to this site if you won 45million you greedy basterd.....i kno i would if i won the freakin lottery.
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Sep 29 2004 5:13PM
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ScratchCobra66
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yeah if he took all of the money at once, he would only get like half i think because of the tax.





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Sep 29 2004 5:16PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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Obviously fake, because that website is definetely not your family's (check it out), and although not a record, the winning of 45 000 000 dollars is huge, and it should have been in the local news, and looks like no one in Boston heard from it.

You should have chosen an amount like 7-8 million, not a record, that's slightly more plausible. Anyone who believed this is a joke.
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Sep 29 2004 5:57PM
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skiierman
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oh man that really isn't his site. It is some dude who lives a few thousand miles away from where toilet lives. FAKE!



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Sep 29 2004 6:03PM
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LeBlanc
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haha 'this guy is full of shit like a toilet' haha good one haha and man I think you have a mental problem like wth? whats with the toilets?



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Sep 29 2004 7:27PM
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Skierguy48
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I just realized the date was 2002 on the pic, and most of it is a mirror image, FAG
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Sep 29 2004 7:43PM
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ha ha ha ha



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The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
Sep 29 2004 8:15PM
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TOILET
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hi





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Sep 30 2004 6:39AM
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seward
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what kind of lottery do you guys know that gives you all the cash up front?

most of the time its like a small percentage per week for like 25 years.

also if you actually did win 45 million youll prob get around 30mil after taxes.

what lottery did you win?
and give us your parents names so we can look it up on the records.


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Sep 30 2004 12:28PM
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d-loc
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^ how do u know he didnt win 60 mil and got 45 mil?

ya dont so dont speculate.

and yes u can take a lump sum which is less money at first then taking it over 12 years. but you can invest 10 mil of the money u got up front and turn it into way more that 40 mil buddy.



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Sep 30 2004 12:33PM
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Lord_Piot
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haha who gives a fuck about starving kids. Im not hungry

we should stop wasting money on UN meal packets and just let AIDS kill all the fucken africans off.

There no more over population, no more aidsfrica.
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Sep 30 2004 1:02PM
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wheres NS's money huh?
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Sep 30 2004 1:43PM
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^yeah like a G please



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Sep 30 2004 1:45PM
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people that ask you for money are stupid...
you are stupid for making such a big deal out of it...exhibicionist...would I like to win that money. Yes! would I go to NS and tell everyone? No. The problem with winning so much is that it kills any kind of motivation. You don't feel like doing dishes, you get a sdishwasher. you don't feel like loading it, you get a maid. But if worst comes to worst....you don't feel like studying and you become a spoiled rich dumbass which go to Yale, and party they way thru...it's bad
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Sep 30 2004 1:51PM
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Tosh
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i worn 500$ on a 1 $ scratch win from 7-11 twas a good weekened of drinking
Sep 30 2004 1:53PM
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d-loc
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^ hey its like my rents always said, you get what you work for...

and if you want all that stuff why not accell yourself and try to get them and stop sitting around complaining that you want it but cant get it for some reason



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Sep 30 2004 1:53PM
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TOILET
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the government takes half and we get half so that actuall pot was 90 mill but we only got 45 and u only hear about the pot being 45 million and not 90





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Sep 30 2004 4:44PM
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annaSKI
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Like I said before, stop talking about it and freaking prove it. Then everybody will shut up and actually belive you.
Wait you can't prove it because you didn't really win the lottery, their we go.


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Sep 30 2004 4:47PM
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TOILET
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thank u^ my last name is lorkin, but that site is run by my uncle through marriage





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Sep 30 2004 4:58PM
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annaSKI
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He doesn't have to go proving his point if he doesn't want to. But then nobody would belive him, personally I wouldn't give two shits anyways. But if he actually proved he won the lottery, then people would stop bitching about it.


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Sep 30 2004 5:02PM
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highfive
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ok cool, you won, so what? what do u want from us? i dont think theres anything you need from us anyways.
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Sep 30 2004 5:18PM
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TOILET
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hi





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Sep 30 2004 7:45PM
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TOILET
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Oct 1 2004 5:30AM
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