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hahaha that reminds me of futurama
my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
i got free soup the other day. campbells gave it to me.
You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
i got a free medium cheese pizza from dominoes
shit happens when you party naked
they don't have my school
'i am the malcolm x of masturbation'
- Brian Keith Etheridge
aparently it doesnt work for canadians. we get just as hungery too!
please pardon the cacography
theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy
violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
aww man i gotta wait till fall :(
Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.
D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
but wait. it's not free. you have to pay. why did you say free?
I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)
'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'
'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
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