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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Yes I know it's on other forums but not here

I'll start
I'm making a scene in the DMV when suddenly a rogue piece of sheet metal falls off an airliner and cuts my arm off.
On the way to the hospital, the apocalypse begins

Go
Mar 13 2012 1:32PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Guess I'm starving to death from eating moldy potato roots.
Oct 1 2012 10:55PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
So I was out getting some skittles and on the way back this guy killed me.
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Oct 1 2012 10:56PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
big sean kills me because i am taking over the rap game
Oct 1 2012 10:56PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Well shit. I guess this thread can die now because you just won
Oct 1 2012 10:57PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
I get killed by copious amounts of cement pow. actually i get suffocated. no fun.
Oct 1 2012 10:57PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 439
fucking brilliant your my new favoirte member.

i guess i die cus my tall t gets caught up in my feet cus its so damn tall and steezy and i knuckle mothafucking chads gap cus i found it and i die cus im a pussy
Oct 1 2012 10:58PM
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SirBooley
Posts: 768 - Karma: 353
lol. acetaminophen od? is that poss?
Oct 1 2012 11:00PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
interesting since i'm an illuminati member... i'm sure me 'ye and hov will all die in paris driving our maybach around from the Otis video.
Oct 1 2012 11:00PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
i get sent back in time to kill myself. crazy shit
Oct 1 2012 11:00PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
No you die because you're so damn tall that your brain doesn't get enough blood. That explains the spelling and all around lack of grammar skills
Oct 1 2012 11:00PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
suffocated by a fupa
Oct 1 2012 11:00PM
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andstuff
Posts: 1118 - Karma: 61
Oh myyy
Oct 1 2012 11:03PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
can anyone think of one for me?
Oct 1 2012 11:03PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
i am a dog made of tacos in space. since tacos have no organs of any kind, i can not sustain life and will only be known as a bunch of taco mixins drifting through the deep dark depths of space.
Oct 1 2012 11:04PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,953
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Oct 1 2012 11:05PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
yo sorry mack, but it's time to KILLIGAN
Oct 1 2012 11:06PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
You're walking home one day. On a whim you decide to take a shortcut through a construction zone. You trip and fall knocking loose a rope that was tied to a stake in the ground. As you roll over you see the rope was holding up a platform of metal bars. The official police report says it was an accident in which you were impaled by 116 metal rods
Oct 1 2012 11:07PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
haha do one for me too please!
Oct 1 2012 11:08PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 439
you are some faggot kid name connor wyckoff whom nobody likes and you go home one day and kill yourself



































Oct 1 2012 11:10PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
Shitting myself in a concentration camp.

Hmm.
Oct 1 2012 11:10PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
you are part of some other gang, being the dumbass white kid that you are you thought it would be funny to walk through some other gang owned alley, and you get gangbanged by a bunch of crypts. thar
Oct 1 2012 11:11PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
i die from a new std, the flap. the clap is old news.
Oct 1 2012 11:15PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
lost.
Oct 1 2012 11:17PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
You are traveling the United States when you decide to stop in the little town of Wyckoff, New Jersey (it's an actual place, look it up). It's January so you decide to attend their annual Rabies Prevention Clinic (this exists as well). While learning about rabies prevention the whole town is besieged by an army of rabid raccoons. The entire town is wiped, you along with it. The names of those who perished are engraved on a statue. Forever enshrined on the Raccoon Massacre Memorial is your name along with the entire town of Wyckoff New Jersey
Oct 1 2012 11:19PM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
Well shit.
Oct 1 2012 11:22PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
You're sewing a new sitty9 hoodie with some big tits on it, when you slip and the needle hits your finger and you can't stop the sewing machine. It proceeds to travel down your torso down to your cock and then sews it to your butthole. You can no longer excrete waste and die a slow, painful death in your room, sewed to a 4xl hoodie with huge tits on it.
Oct 1 2012 11:25PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
well at least it simple
Oct 1 2012 11:27PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
AWWW SHIT! I don't even want to know how that annoying song is gonna kill me...
Oct 1 2012 11:29PM
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TheUngroomed
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 335
ill live my whole life in reno and kill myself for being in such a crappy state :(
Oct 1 2012 11:30PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
anyway that would go can only end well.
Oct 1 2012 11:31PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
Haha that is amazing
Oct 1 2012 11:34PM
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ganja_enthusiast
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 34
i die from being to enthusiastic about ganja?
Oct 1 2012 11:34PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
i become a homeless alcoholic who slowly drinks himself to death, dying at 55 of kidney failure
Oct 1 2012 11:40PM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
well this blows.. whats two in the pink if youre not a chick?
Oct 1 2012 11:41PM
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swagburg
Posts: 798 - Karma: 4,706
to much swag

Oct 1 2012 11:46PM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
im sorry to inform you that you shall have to be scalped.

Me on the other hand shall die in a sword fight of epic proportions.
Oct 1 2012 11:58PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
So i'm walking through the woods by myself one day because that's what the cool kids are doing. But these weren't just any ordinary woods, I was in the martian Amazon. So by now you know that I was a badass. Anyway, I was walking through the woods when I heard a sound to my left. The snap of a twig, the crunch of a leaf. that's when i realized...I'd been followed. My plan had been compromised, a sane man would have called off the expedition, but the legendary golden j-crown couldn't wait. I had to finish what i started before whoever was hot on my trail got me. My only option was to make a dash for it. A dash for my life. That's when I heard a shuffle to my left, and I bolted. My blood pumping, my eardrums ringing, thin bands of sweat running across my face. I knew where I had to go, but who was to say my stalkers didn't already know where i was headed. I kept with my stride, never changing pace. Then, it appeared. As an oasis appears to a parched traveler, the shimmering outline instilling a feeling of peace and joy. I began to slow my pace. Only feet from the gate. My stalkers must have given up long ago I thought. Then i heard it...piercing the silence. "SEAN!" I whipped around, astonished to hear my name called in a land so unfamiliar. But by the time i had spun around, I was already sinking to the ground. The pain was excruciating. A TOMahawk protruded from my chest. This was it, the crown would never be mine....
Oct 2 2012 1:02AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
alright ill be backyard skiing, not bad at all
Oct 2 2012 1:07AM
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wilson_seeds
Posts: 84 - Karma: 69
oh damn
Oct 2 2012 1:09AM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 3,198
I will be loading cement blocks onto a fork lift. The forks will begin to rise and I will be standing under them. The forks will snap and the concrete blocks will fall and crush my leg. My leg will get infected and I will die 14 painful days later.
Oct 2 2012 1:11AM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
this is stupid, only the occasional name is funny.
Oct 2 2012 1:12AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
You will be backyard skiing but that's not the only way your name is related to your death. You'll create a new trick you want to try and can't wait until you have a real park to try it out. You catch an edge on take off. You double eject in mid air as you're sent flying. You land on your ski. The coroner's report reads that the ski gored you. The ski made it a full yard through your back, severing your spinal chord.
Oct 2 2012 1:14AM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
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I'm fucked.
Oct 2 2012 1:16AM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
I am so fucked.
Oct 2 2012 1:23AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
bad. ass.
Oct 2 2012 1:26AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
everyone knows simba was a bitch and nala was totally the whore of pride rock

+k if you get the youtube reference
Oct 2 2012 1:34AM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
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Death by sauce. I'll go willingly if it involves girls and is anything like this.
Oct 2 2012 1:41AM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Oh good lord where is theabortionator
Oct 2 2012 1:42AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Aw fuck ecstasy overdose
Oct 2 2012 1:50AM
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