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nothanks
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madddd skillz



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Sep 26 2004 3:36PM
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nothanks
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damn its not likning just go to this then
http://www.jokaroo.com/ecards/funnymovies/madsoccerskills.html



-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice
-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime
-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee
Sep 26 2004 3:37PM
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Geoffrey
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i don't want to

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Sep 26 2004 3:40PM
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nothanks
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do it its awesome



-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice
-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime
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Sep 26 2004 3:40PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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i wonder if hes any good at soccer


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Sep 26 2004 3:41PM
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Joe.
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shittttttttttttt that guy has skills




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Sep 26 2004 3:41PM
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nothanks
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i bet he can play well



-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice
-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime
-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee
Sep 26 2004 3:45PM
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freeze_pooter
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for the lazies
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Sep 26 2004 3:55PM
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freeze_pooter
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and1 soccer. just make sure u dont play defense
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Sep 26 2004 3:58PM
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1080ski
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holy crap
Sep 26 2004 3:58PM
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skifree919
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If you can do that while juggling, he has to be good at actually playing. I love playing soccer, as a matter of fact my unranked team in teh state just lost to the #6 ranked team in NJ, 2-1 in overtime.



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Sep 26 2004 4:00PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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oh my god thats amazing....i wish i was that good...im gonna go juggle after school tommorrow


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Sep 26 2004 4:05PM
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jono
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Dibs this guy on my team
Sep 26 2004 4:11PM
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annaSKI
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haha sweet, now theirs something new I gotta learn how to do. I can already juggle a ton, pull off rainbows in the middle of juggling, and stuff like that...but I gotta learn how to do that.


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Sep 26 2004 4:14PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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Talk about amazing touch, I wish I had that insane ball control...
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Sep 26 2004 5:06PM
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coolcat410
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Its so good it looks fake even though i know it isnt. Like theres a string its so quick. I love it.
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Sep 26 2004 5:13PM
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kkskishv
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yeah that was pretty sick. i'm gonna do work on some of that at practice tomorrow
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Sep 26 2004 5:20PM
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devine
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ye i tried that and it made me realize how little skill i have in soccer



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Sep 26 2004 5:28PM
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NickMartini
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sick




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Sep 26 2004 5:30PM
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asac
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i love soccer.





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Sep 26 2004 5:44PM
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Wiggy23
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soccer is the gayest sport ever, all u do is kick a ball there is no contact and u dont need to have any balls ot do it, soccer players are homos end of fucking story
Sep 26 2004 5:56PM
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skifree919
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^haha you moron lets see you do that



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Sep 26 2004 6:12PM
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B-Wald
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that was intense.

and soccer's definitely a pretty hardcore sport. all you're wearin for pads is shinguards.
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Sep 26 2004 6:31PM
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asac
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i think we can just ignore wiggy. just look at his username. wiggy = wigger. what a fag.





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Sep 26 2004 6:33PM
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asac
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and if he knew any better he's know there is a ton of contact in soccer and we don't wear any padding except shin guards.





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Sep 26 2004 6:34PM
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lineskier10
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no hes right, just cause this guy can do some cool shit with a soccer ball, it still doesnt make soccer a decent sport, it remains a worthless european sport sadly
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Sep 26 2004 6:35PM
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asac
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a worthless european sport that remains the most popular sport on every continent except north america. also, more people tune in for the world cup than any other event, ever. i like soccer even more than skiing. it is the greatest sport ever, and i play it year round.





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Sep 26 2004 6:42PM
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freeze_pooter
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yeah soccer is a great sport. its tons o fun and is the most popular sport in the world.
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Sep 26 2004 6:52PM
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woah that was incredible.




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Sep 26 2004 6:56PM
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annaSKI
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soccer you do actually have contact and run a shitload more than alot of other sports (especially in indoor). theirs alot more to it than just 'kicking a ball around'. theirs lots of different plays, moves, ect...plus any of you people who say soccer sucks would probubly die attempting to play a real game of it.


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Sep 26 2004 7:20PM
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soup
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oh shit that was crazy. now i ahve some respect for soccer.

its funny cuase that guy probly goes out and finds flat places to do soccer like we all go out and find urban rails
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Sep 26 2004 7:42PM
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ecski73
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you are always moving and that makes it cool or maybe i have add



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Sep 26 2004 7:44PM
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asac
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the fact that its the most popular sport in the world just shuts all arguments against it down.





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Sep 26 2004 8:06PM
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rightcoastskier
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yea soccer is def a chill sport and pretty much ne1 can do it

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Sep 26 2004 8:14PM
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ViperSki
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reminds me of the nike soccer commericals and the secret tournament, now that shit was sick. this guy has incredible talent though.


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Sep 26 2004 8:19PM
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ecski73
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i liked the secret tournament better cause it was cooler even though it was just a big ad for the vapors



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Sep 26 2004 8:44PM
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freeskinow
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sick...i just broke my arm playin 2 days ago
Sep 26 2004 8:50PM
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asac
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yeah the secret tournament commercials that were on during the world cup were sick. i want to find someplace that has all the different ones. they were nasty.





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Sep 26 2004 8:59PM
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gracie
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that was amazing. it inspires me to go out and practice.




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Sep 26 2004 9:02PM
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wazzucrewskier
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yeah, i have those commercials, they art nutz. and oh my god that guy was insane. yeah, i also have this other video that i downloaded called soccers best goals and moves, it is so nutz. their are guys that do bikes straight out of the air from a 30 yard cross into the top corner. it is crazy. is there a way i can upload it as a video so you guys can see it?

oh yeah and about the argument that soccer players are gay, how about you get slammed from behind with no pads. and my friend that plays hockey is like, man i cant tell whats a foul in this, cuz in hockey we practically kill people... while i think to myself, yeah with a fucking suit of armor on.

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Sep 26 2004 10:29PM
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ViperSki
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All the great soccer commercials



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Sep 27 2004 12:08AM
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SmoKinSkier
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Love that kinda shit so tyte ppl need to see that and stop rippin on soccer!@!




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Sep 27 2004 1:33AM
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devine
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whoever said anyone can play soccer is right , but anyone could go swim or anyone could play a game of flag football , but to do it well it takes ALOT more skill than american football , look at a game , u guys are winded after a couple of plays , which u get to restart after , a soccer game is constant movement. you guys run into each other with 500000000 pounds of pads on , wooohooo i bet u dont feel shit , soccer players have a little plastic peice of shit called a shin guard and thats it , and were still hitting each other and kicking for the ball as hard as u guys.

soccer is sicker than football , but rugby will always be the greatest



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Sep 27 2004 5:53AM
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annaSKI
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plus shin guards do practicly nothing. my left one got kicked 2 years ago and it snapped in half, my whole shin got really fucked up.


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Sep 27 2004 6:41AM
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lineskier10
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proving that soccer is a good sport just by saying that its the most popular sport in the world doesnt really make sense to me, just because a lot of poeople like it, it doesnt make it cool, also does anyone really care if you got injured playing soccer or if soccer has a little bit of contact, its a fact that soccer has less contact than pretty much any other popular sport, considering most contact is illegal (im not sure but thats what ive heard), and just because someone got injured doing it doesnt mean its a contact sport, ive seen people do worse to themselves repairing snowmobiles than the injuries that occur in soccer

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Sep 27 2004 7:11AM
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annaSKI
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Actually soccers a very big contact sport. The ball doesn't just get magically taken away from a person. Also depending on the ref you have during a game, calls can be varied. Some times refs call stupid shit while other times, they wont call anything. Yeah injurys don't really prove alot about the sport in general, but you can get injured in every sport, including soccer. Injurys can vary from pulled muscles, to broken bones...like everything else. Plus in soccer your always moving, and a soccer field is a lot bigger than a basketball court. Especially during indoor soccer, you never get a break to walk unless you get taken out. Your always moving and running and the soccer balls just flying everywhere. Soccers just as dangerous as other sports and you have to hustle alot more.


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skiing makes
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Sep 27 2004 11:36AM
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Jooky
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....I don't know about the rest of the argument, but that guy in the vid was fucking rad.
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Sep 27 2004 2:34PM
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asac
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lineskier, you should really stop talking about a sport you know nothing about. i can tell you that soccer is about in the middle of contactness (new word) in sports. football, hockey and rugby have more, because the game almost revolves around it and tennis, golf and baseball have almost none. i've played baseball all my life too so i know what i'm talking about. i'm a soccer referee and a lifetime soccer player so i can tell you truthfully that you are wrong.





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Sep 27 2004 3:35PM
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wazzucrewskier
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yeah, plus going by that scale of no contact is not cool then everyone should hate baseball and basketball, just dont hate on it until you try it. thats all im asking.

'If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought'
'Like most babies smell like butter
his smell smelled like no other'
'She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars,
And leave a blanket of ash on the ground.' - Kurt Cobain
Sep 27 2004 3:59PM
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shibby
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yo that is supa dupa that guy has got talent and hours of practice under his belt
Sep 27 2004 4:14PM
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nothanks
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yeah plus he looks good while doing it, i want to see a defender on him



-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice
-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime
-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee
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