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telemark jibbing looks gay
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im sure it takes 'skill', but so does deep throating a cock and tickling the balls with your lower lip. it still looks gay.
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mommy is a poser and everybody knows it.
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Well some aspects of tele-jibbing may seem gay. I agree that hitting the picnic tables can be dangerous. But anybody can get hurt. But I know some tele-Gods that just do some sick shit in the parc and pipe. One guy has been working on a modifide plate to more boot to ski stability on rails for his setup.
Oh and the skis on this threads first page is 'ScottyBobs'. And they are sick. Oh and they aren't just for teleskiing. Alpine as well.
We've done some testing for them at Hood with alpine rigs. The skis are for real man. You just have to ski them solid for about a week to find your sweet spot, and then when you do varrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooom. And they can put any graphic you want on them.
I was thinking about on the tips having Taz skiing up to a closed rope next to some patrol. Then on the tail having Taz shoot them the moon as he hucks over the rope. ;p
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That's because you used to be closed minded like NBC skier here but then you were enlightened and now you realise the error of your former thinking. Now you love and respect the telejib right?
And just for the record teleskiers have been in the park just as long as alpine skiers. You guys act like it's something new. I used to sneek into the park in Kimberly, BC when they first had one which was eleven years ago. How many of you can say you've been skiing park that long. That's what I thought not very many.
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Telestar, if you are landing switch in powder on telemark skis, you would be fucking sponsored by now. You seem soooo god damn good on those things, and its such a unique and small genre of the sport, that you should be like the number 1 telejibber in the nation by now, huh?
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that is quite jibtastic, sir.
'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'
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^YUP
I know two pro tele riders and they don't land switch in pow. and one of them has jumped pyramid...sooooo tele-star is a sack of shit
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You two assume too much. Not everyone is out to get sponsored. I did try a little bit a few seasons ago and Rossi was interested and had heard of me through the rep at Schwietzer. Unfortunately they wanted footage and I didn't have any. They only sponsor a couple people right now as it is so my chances were slim. I emailed them and told them to have the rep come ski with me for a day but they weren't willing to do it. So it didn't happen. Ohh well no skin off my back. I live in Northern Idaho fo God sake it's not like Tahoe, SLC, or Colorado where there are lots of companies out there looking to sponsor people.
Trust me there are other teleskiers who can land switch in powder. It's just like with alpine skiing. Once you feel really comfortable landing on groomed snow you can probably figure it out in powder. I just made a booter with a pretty flat landing and figured it out. Don't be so jealous you two. One day you'll get it. And hopefully at the end of this season I'll have some good footage to show you kiddos and maybe a sponsorship along with it.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
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^your an idiot! if your landing switch in pow on teles you would have a sponsor. but I'm sure your only doin it off some 15 foot kicker or some crap, like in your backyard.
just becuase you live in N. Idaho doesn't mean shit, get your ass out there, your just a lazy ass who prolly sucks anyway
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again he claims he is the best big mountain skier at schweitzer...anyone else think the is horse shit
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Jesus landing swirch in powder isn't that hard and it doesn't guaruntee you anything. I learned last season by myself I didn't film it and I take any pictures becaus it's not that big of a deal. I'm not saying the booter was huge but it was sure bigger than 15 feet. And I live in Idaho we don't nee to built shit in the backyard, there are mountains everywhere. It was in the BC at Schwietzer. Where I'm stll the best big mountain rider.
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no your not^
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wow, this kid is cocky.
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yeah he would be okay but hes cocky and thinks he is better than every1 else just bec he tele's whopppitiy do DA! bitch
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I'm not cocky I just know what I'm capable of. Like right now I'm going to the bar to get some numbers. Peace.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
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Telemark is like our national sport here in Norway.. It is freekin' hard to jib with, but a hell lot of fun when you just ride in the sloped.. I tried to land fakie on one of those, and I barely saved my teeth from getting eaten by the bat fronttips... (I fell forward, since it is no binding in the back)
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It's really not much claiming this. It's not like Squaw or Alta where there are tons of good riders. The skiers at our hill blow outside the park. I don't know why we have good terrain and great snow but what can you do.
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well i think what tom is sayin it is ok to be confindent in your skiing and be very good... but when you cross the line and sayin 'I'm the best at this and that' you become kinds cocky... i mean let your skiing talk not your mouth... the knoble Griffen Cummings once said 'Kids dont be punks-ski because it's fun and you love it. Don't get caught up in the Hollywood hype. As soon as you get caught up in your own hyoe, you're just another tool!'
so i dont like tele jibbin but when u act elitest and are cocky just makes hate you more.
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ok...telemarking is gay...no matter what anyone says.
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Go fuck yourself new kid.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
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it aint his fault that he doesnt know much, lay off him
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teleing in the park is just like skiing was 5 years ago. do u know who u sound like? the fucking ignorant snowboarders that said skiiing could never keep up with snowboarding. think about it.
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oh, i didnt know you were such a dick. I wont hold back then - telemarking does look ugly. Its hideous. Telemarking in the park is like taking a carving snowboard in the park - it invovles middle aged guys with fullfaces with the visor taken off, no style, and lots of backflips. Any pros in the sport are guys who realized they couldnt make it in the ski industry so they went to telemarking to gain some sucsess. I know its hard, and i give props to telemarkers who do thier shit and are chill about it - but comming out and claiming how awesome you are is terrible.
Its kind of like going on snowboard.com 3 years ago and claiming skiing is the shit. It wasnt, in fact, skiing was pretty lame back then compared to all things snowboarding. Right now we are getting close - but its still not time yet. Its DEFINITLEY not time to start claiming telemarking is hot shit.
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i always see them with their wool hats and long beards, what is a company that makes freestyle telemark skis?
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k2, rossi, and line makes tele skis under the name of karhu
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^YUP
karhu makes some sick skis...
check out josh madsen on thier website and some pictures in my profile, that kid is a knar-dog!
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the reason you are the only one defending teleskiing is because it DOESN't need defending, you are trying to sit up on some high stump and preach. I sit here and laugh I think most sit and laugh at you. To go and brag that you are so rad, you must suck. Sorry but tele definately desen't need you defending it.
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^Obviously it does need defending since all you igronant fucks can't see that telmarking in the park is just like alpine skiing in the park.
God dammit where to all you fuck ups ski. Wool hats and bea stereotypes went out the window like 10 years ago. Ever since plastic boots and fat skis tons of new people have stared telemarking and none of them are old hippies. My dad has been teleing for 25 years and he has never had a beard and hasn't worn a wool hat in like 15 years. He wears baggy pants and ride big fat twins. And he's not some douchey CGD. So even the super old school guys aren't falling into your stereotypes anymore.
Aceofgays all the pro teleskiers I've met have been at it for at least 5 or 6 years. They didn't convert because they couldn't make it on Alpine stuff. That is the most arrogant and asshole thing to say and you just made a total douche out of yourself by saying it. Max Mancini is better that 99% of the people on this site especially you fuck up. When was the last time you did a 450 on to a rail or did a cork 9 over a 70 footer. Oh what, that's what I thought never. Those guys would destroy you in an aspect of skiing.
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^just stop talking shit about you being so fuckin awesome dude. I bet people would stop trashing it and might actually listen to you...
and telling everyone they suck isn't going to help...
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^ I didn't start talking about myself til like midway through the third page. What do you think was on the other 100+ posts before that. A bunch of people talking shit.
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im not someone to follow stereotypes, but its just that out of the 20-30 tele skiiers ive seen all of them look mad hippie
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Maybe you need to head over to Rossland and check out Red I'v heard there some just crazy good tele riders there. But yeah like if your in Nelson at Whitewater ther are lots of hippie folk all dressed to not impress.
At my hill teleing has gotten super popular over the last 5 years and now there is a really diverse fgroup who does it. 4 years a go I was lucky if I was another telemarker on the hill all day now you can't go a run without seeing one. It's a quickly changing sport and I think you will see a lot of new cool people get into it and shatter those old stereotypes.
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All you have done is talk shit. I havent seen a single sick stylish trick done on telemarks ever and i dowloaded that like 90 meg teaser. Im sure it will get to a high level soon, but right now its really weak.
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I wouldn't call aceofspades shitty if I were you...
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Hah jib this you fucking kiss ass. Why don't you pull your tongue out of Ace's ass.
Ace I'm guessing that you watched the Incognito trailer or maybe last years tough guy production's trailer and yeah I'd say the skiing in those blows. It looks sloppy and unstylish but I'm telling you those guys are capable of so much more. I've seen some of them ski and they blew me away. They were at Squaw which obviously has some damn good skiers and they were showing everyone up. I do think that it is hard for you guys to realize the level that telemarking is at because you probably aren't around it. And yeah the movies aren't very good. But there are definetly some great rides out there. Hopefully in the next few years somebody will put out a good movie.
Other guy. I really don't think I'm being that cocky but whtever that' your opinion. As far as saying the skiers at Schweitzer suck I stand by that statment. Just ask some of the other kiddos on here. There are quite a few and bet they'd tell you the same thing. I fact ask Destroy he knows what he's talking about because he is a good rider.
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where can i download a telejib teaser, the curiosity is fucking killing me. Really, how the fuck is it possible?
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Go to toughguyproductions.com. I watched about a month ago but I remember it being kind of lame and there isn't a lot of jib stuff, mostly big mountain but there is some in there since you just have to see it.
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if you can tell me how to upload video I will put up one of my segment from awhile ago. I really think we all need to shut this telestar up he cant rep his way out of a paper bag
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For a guy that says he is so dam good why isn't he in the movie Nat is pretty stoked to get any kind of good footy
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telestar you are full o shyt i know peopl who rip @ fuckin swichezer (blah sp) so i think your just a fuckin idiot tryin to become 'cool' bec you do sumthin different. Well you cocky dont be it makes you look like a tool
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'TELLEJIBBING, DIFFICULT, BUT STILL GAY' -NoTeefa
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telejibbing might just be gayer than skiboarding.
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yea i think so too ^ saw those so called teasers and they look so awkward
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I agree with stevecrazy, i was trying to take a nuetral stance on this but your arguemnts have made me start hating on telejibbing. Ill just try and forget everything you said and keep an open mind toward your sport.
That doesn't make you any less of a dick though.
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Gayer that skiboarding ehh. I don't know how you can say that. If you saw any good telejibber you'd never even know they were on teles. Which just goes to prove my point that you are posting out of ignorance. I bet none of you have ever seen a really good teleskier in the park. None of you even know what you are talking about. Pete Olenick's best friend is a tele skier and the kid fucking kills it. You don't think Pete would ski almost all season with a kid who couldn't keep up.
dg I told you not to check that trailer it blows. But I'm in the credits of the movie so I guess I have a little footage. One of the guys, Max he's been in Obermeyer ads in Freeze, said he'd film we at Squaw when I did a 180 over one of the big tables. He said it's in there somewhere. But since pretty much no one buys those movies I doubt you'll ever see it. I know I'm not going to.
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pete olenick would DIE to ski with me, and im terrible.
i rather watch an amazing skiboarder than an amazing telejibber. get off this site until you fix your bindings.
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yea someone said try to forget what arguments this guy made, thats a good idea. Im sure not all telemarkers act that way, unless they do then they would be kinda like boarders. im just gonna 'try' to keep an opened mind
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people with open minds rock. and actually its not harder that alpine to do most of the tricks on tele or slide rails. if your good your good and you can do it. And no i wouldn't say that max or Pete GAllup or Lorenso or Ben Dolence are better than most alpine skiers cuz there not. They are very good at what they do, they never try to say they are better than anyone else and that is why i like to ski with those guys when i do. but seriously, these are the top of our sport and if they are better than alpiners why aren't they competing with tanner, candide or any one else.
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I can assure you one thing, that telle-skiboarding would most certinly be gay.
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yes oh yes it very much would be and the dumb as C#%T that tried it is in a turkish prison taking it up the ass right now
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