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Solid 7 I figured out what happened....

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StreetsOfRage
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So as all of you know. Our good friend jane is lost in the abyss. Well I have a great theory to what happened. She was traveling and ended up at alta. She overheard some skier saying he was going to chads gap. She wanted to go so blindly she followed him up the parking lot towards chads gap. Little did she know that a major storm was coming. Fast forward 3 hours the big storm hits she can't see 20 feet infront of her. She loses the skier who was going to chads gap. She loses all hope and tried to turn around and go back. The problem was, she didn't know which way was back, she then kept walking in the direction toward chads without knowing it. Her last living breath was when she finally found chads gap. She died at chads gap only to be told later in the solid 7 heaven that she had not found chads gap but pyramids gap instead.

The end.
Mar 9 2012 11:25PM
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.Emerson.
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tl;dr

also you tried too hard
Mar 9 2012 11:27PM
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Aidan-G
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Would've been better if the skiiers she followed were actually ski patrol and when patrol saw her they knew the only way to kill was to blow her up. So they blew up Chad's Gap
Mar 9 2012 11:28PM
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array.
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your theory is invalid, without tanner hall this threads' momentum is clearly off.
Mar 9 2012 11:29PM
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ktd619
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hahahaha i like this. +k
Mar 9 2012 11:32PM
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PJS.
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Lol you expect me to read those words?
Mar 9 2012 11:33PM
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smeeze
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She got raped by the ghosts of tanners ankles.
Mar 9 2012 11:37PM
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Peter.
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Mar 9 2012 11:38PM
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soulskier
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hmmmmm
Mar 9 2012 11:48PM
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NPF
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this.
Mar 9 2012 11:50PM
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Ski_Alot
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cool story bro
Mar 9 2012 11:50PM
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Casual.
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Mar 9 2012 11:56PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Started well. Got bored half way through. This thread is aerials.
Mar 10 2012 12:14AM
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maynaiseman
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That's eerily close to Mike-o's story....
Mar 10 2012 12:18AM
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SpaghettiWizard
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Imagine if you worked all summer to make your lawn the most clean cut, greenest lawn in the town. The day it finally reaches perfection, dogs start pooping on your lawn all the time, and it doesn't always get picked up.

Do you still feel good about yourself, OP?
Mar 10 2012 12:32AM
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TheCrap
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Haha, who is Jane?
Mar 10 2012 5:24PM
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ForeverYung
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Mar 10 2012 5:27PM
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zues
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lmao this
Mar 10 2012 5:29PM
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TheCrap
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Mar 10 2012 5:30PM
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Sno.
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i lost. and the animated GIF above-- money.
Mar 10 2012 6:37PM
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Lucas
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good thing you stole most of that story from Mike-O
Mar 10 2012 6:41PM
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