damn i've had some crazy moves pulled on me with my dick still inside and it didn't rip out my stomache, that bitch must be TIGHT! i bet, the male bees jsut end up trying to stick it in her ass cuz she's so loose, and that's why the loose their penis
Current Ns.com Idiot - in my book: D-loc's wit and wisdom at its best.
'Don't speculate my life because I've been through alot worse than you.' - d-loc
'I have my job because I worked for it, most do not.' - d-loc
'I've worked my ass off since I was 12 years old, I was an umpire! Yup, an umpire for 5 years!' - d-loc
'I make 50,000 a month as a programmer.' - d-loc .....(this is $600,000 a year, at age 20, while still in college)
'I have a carrer started already even before I have a degree, once I'm done with college I will have my bachlors and a job already. Only thing my pay will be hella higher.' - d-loc
'I only state the facts, no opinions, thats what sets me apart from everyone.' - d-loc
'It's just a matter of time until people like me (our generation) get into office.' - d-loc
'Man made beer, it's not good for the body after time. God created pot, for some reason this plant is here, so why not use what we are given and stop creating new projects such as beer.' - d-loc
'Their are becoming too many rules and shit, so soon we will all just crack. I'm trying to avoid that, not just smoke weed fools.' - d-loc
'Nothing else really matters to me. Just that its my body, and someone's controlling what I put into it.' - d-loc
'Drugs will always be around, why not profit off them from a government point of stance? you aint stopping them, so join them.' - d-loc
'I personally do not believe that pot should be legalized.' - d-loc
'Tell me about poilitics in real life and I'll let you talk your head off and not say a word. Cuz politics are a waste of brain space, get u nowhere in life but an argument.' - d-loc
'NADER all the way for me.' - d-loc
'Who cares how much money our country has, it does us no good if we ain't got shit to spend it on.' - d-loc
'I'm the moron here now, Yet, I know more about upcoming technoloy then most people ever will. Who has even heard of nanotechnology or even knows what it is?' - d-loc
'Man leave the country then tell me you hate it, I dare you.' - d-loc
'I'll fucking move to canada RIGHT NOW and would be 100 times happier. I would glady leave all the rules & regulations in this stupid U.S.' - d-loc
'See, I look at the future, not at this moment.' - d-loc
'Smoking cigs, in the long run what's it get me? nothing but $4 a pack outta my wallet a day to keep the habit. A bag runs me like $275 max and that can last me easily for 2 months. now $4 a pack X 60 = $240. Okay, so for about the same price.' - d-loc
'Sure, their world is drastically different, but I'm not going to no 3rd world. I'm on this world, Earth!' - d-loc (reffering to 3rd world countries)
In D-loc's Essay on why he's Smarter than me. (I did not ask for this, it randomly was messaged to me):
'I'll have you know my brain is very developed. I have what you call a photographic memory.' - d-loc
'So, I guess you really are intellectually below me, but I see now your just the one who can get up to my speed.' - d-loc
'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc
'What I'm getting at is I don't know how I can get this out to people, and if I am just a great athlete or what.' - d-loc (he almost fell off a couch, but caught himself; what an amazing athlete!)
'So, before you even begin to talk about me, please I would like you to think with that undevolped brain. Maybe I'm not the dumb misfounded stoner you believe I am.' - d-loc (i think this was his conclusion?)
In regards to Europe being better than the United States:
'Sure if ur in the wrong neighborhoods you could be robbed or shot, but for the most part stick together and ur fine' - d-loc
