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Mario Kart Drinking game.

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squashmosh
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Not sure if anyone's heard of this before but if anyone still uses N64 and loves Mario Kart you should try the drinking game with some friends.

Rules are easy.

1. Each person starts the course with a beer...by the end of the course you have to have finished said beer. You cannot finish until the beer has been chugged.

2. You can NOT drink and drive. Before taking a swig or chugging some of your beer you have to pull over and stop movement.

You get drunk in 3 rounds guaranteed.

Usually I just try to chug the whole thing at the beginning or end.

Mar 7 2012 7:41PM
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.shep
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me and my friends play this but we use one full handle per turn, per person, because we aren't little bitches
Mar 7 2012 7:59PM
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sklermang
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No its called mario kart DUI and you don't have to pull over, just put your controller down.

This game = college
Mar 7 2012 8:01PM
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DERS.
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yes because 3 beers gets me hammered!
Mar 7 2012 8:03PM
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DsMoK3
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dawg its a beer a lap, then you have more consequences while your stopped chugging your beer... step your game up
Mar 7 2012 8:03PM
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p.hawks
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there should be an incentive or penalty for winning or losing the race. Obviously the goal is to win, but there should be specific penalties, like the losers have to chug while driving on the next race. Also, when you say course, do you mean race or lap? It seems like you mean race, and I don't think that 3 beers=shitfaced unless you are playing with 40's or theres an extra rule. Not trying to hate, just thoughts
Mar 7 2012 8:03PM
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squashmosh
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I meant race, and yes, we never really played with a penalty. Maybe loser has to chug extra beer?

I have gotten shitfaced playing this game in like 3 or 4 races but I was drinking either HSA or triple bag which are like 9+, and probably already borderline drunk BEFORE starting the game.

Mar 7 2012 8:05PM
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squashmosh
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This would probably be better.
Mar 7 2012 8:06PM
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Dr.Gnar
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My buddy and I used to gamble aggressively on Kart and Smash Bro's, was $60 in the hole, so I gave him my system and games :(. A week later he was $50 deep against me and was losing his cool so bad, yelling and hammering the controller against the floor, and so I just got the whole setup back from him LOL.
Mar 7 2012 8:07PM
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travazoid
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our rules:
1)drink for the place you get ex) 1st takes one drink and 4th takes 4
2)first place makes a rule ex) when you hit a banana peel you drink. when you get hit by a random green shell take three drinks. when you get a star give out a drink. stuff like that

it may take more than three races to get drunk, but the rules get pretty fun and if you make it through the 16 races you end up drinking more than one beer per game
Mar 7 2012 8:37PM
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Hamster.
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Mar 7 2012 8:56PM
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kvan
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Its called "drinking and driving"

I still wanna buy an N64 just for this


Mar 7 2012 9:01PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Hey guise, I have another new drinking game that probably no ones ever heard of! It's called Flip-Cup! It's super easy. All you have to do is flip a cup vertically and have it land upside down. Simple, I know, but I don't know why someone hasn't thought of it first. You should try it!
Mar 7 2012 9:07PM
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dirty.
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yeah, drunk driving, we play the same rules, welcome to college
Mar 7 2012 9:50PM
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Peter.
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drunk driving, beerio kart, cario mart, many names for it
Mar 7 2012 9:52PM
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CSpruit
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haha my friends call it beerio cart. I thought they made it up. I didn't know other people actually played it.
Mar 7 2012 9:56PM
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MFM
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3 beer=drunk?
Mar 7 2012 11:13PM
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SHampson
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Can't get over the hilarity of this one. "After 3 beers you're guaranteed to be smashed"
Mar 7 2012 11:14PM
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squashmosh
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Mar 7 2012 11:16PM
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word.is.bond.
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yes i have and you explined it wrong.

but this mario cart drinking game sounds like a hoot!

Mar 7 2012 11:22PM
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grown-ninja
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ill put any amount if money down ill win basicly any mario kart 64 cource, 4 years of college playing 3-5 hours a day did wonders
Mar 7 2012 11:27PM
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p.hawks
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left out a few important details haha, makes more sense now. and you could add stuff like every time you pass someone you drink, every time you go off course you chug until you are reset/back on. got some potential
Mar 7 2012 11:38PM
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KillaSteeze
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found this a few months ago


Mar 8 2012 12:10AM
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AT-AT
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"Dont drink and drive" awesome game for sure
Mar 8 2012 1:29AM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Sorry I explined it wrong. I am such a n00b at these things.
Mar 8 2012 1:36AM
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THUNT836
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IT'S CALLED KARIO MART.
Mar 8 2012 1:54AM
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no_steeze
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yeah you play deer hunter. whoever loses the round has to have his beer shaken and he has to open it in his face and spray it everywhere before drinking it and commencing the next round. it gives the loser a chance to win the next round since there's less beer in his can and therefore he doesn't have to be hunted 2 rounds in a row

you can also play deer hunter jenga, where the loser has to open a shaken beer right next to his ear
Mar 8 2012 2:07AM
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Parrish
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Beerio Cart.
Mar 8 2012 3:10AM
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word.is.bond.
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its all good. but yes its a very fun way to get drunk fast.

Mar 8 2012 4:02PM
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