Is this a fucking joke? Get some Bisquick (I'm assuming you don't have the ability to make homemade pancakes if you think using the microwave is acceptable), add milk and eggs, whisk it together, grab a frying pan, turn on the stove (how you don't know how to turn on a stove is boggling my mind...just...figure it out. Seriously.) Pour the Bisquick mix into your pan, flip when it's ready, bam, you have a pancake. Your mom doesn't have an electric griddle or something? That makes it even easier - you just turn it on and pour your shit on there.
dude you just wasted a thread on ns. this thread could have been a real troll thread like the should i fuck my step sister thread. you fucked up and you are a piece of fuckin shit. you have wasted our time now go back and waste another 14 years of your parents lives.