Here's a little quote from last class:
Me & my friend Ron talking
Mr. Fass: There's a lot of talking in that corner, I'll have to move someone.
Ron: I'll move, I guess I talk the most.
Jackie: Don't move Ron, he's helping me.
Me: Yeah, he just taught me how to do this stuff, if it wasn't for Ron I'd be lying in a ditch somewhere
Mr. Fass: Well that's good, cause then I can run you over easily, because that's what I do with students who talk to much.
*class laughs hysterically*
But yeah, he's pretty funny, you'd have to be there for that one to see the way he is.
Anyone else got funny teachers? My physics teacher is downright hilarious and supposedly the #1 physics teacher in Canada (you know those Science Probe textbooks? he helped write those)