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My mom's stupid.

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Lick
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So she asks me to help her print something. I tell her not to use internet explorer because it's slow, and many other reasons. So i download google chrome for her and she asks me how to get her bookmarks in chrome. I say, you're going to have to transfer them. then she says that she doesn't like the way the bookmark bar is setup, so i tell her use this or IE, idc.

then she begins to tell me that i'm bullshit and don't know what i'm talking about (she's been paying me to help her with her computer for the past 2 years)

she is now going to her IT guys from the state of wisconsin to help her with bookmarks and she hasn't talked to me since yesterday morning.
Mar 4 2012 1:41PM
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sndyrvr
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Your mom goes to college
Mar 4 2012 1:42PM
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Keenan_Jones
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#whitepeopleproblems

Cool Story Hansel
Mar 4 2012 1:43PM
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Lick
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no she works for the state of wisconsin
Mar 4 2012 1:44PM
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dave44
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This thread was a waste of my reading comprehension skills.

Mar 4 2012 1:44PM
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iFlip
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Mar 4 2012 1:45PM
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sndyrvr
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No she goes to college in Wisconsin
Mar 4 2012 1:46PM
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I_Am_Mod
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well...

your mom did ask you to help print something, not change her browser and bookmarks...

that's like going to a garage with your car just to get new oil and the garage owner insists on getting a new engine and gearbox because it will make your car faster....
Mar 4 2012 1:47PM
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Spinoza
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It's like some regulated literacy test. Here are some co
Mar 4 2012 1:47PM
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Spinoza
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I hate mobile. This thread sucks
Mar 4 2012 1:47PM
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7springsprod
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Good lord...
Mar 4 2012 1:47PM
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Lick
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no internet explorer doesn't work with our printer (idk why, the printer can't recognize IE's scripts) , sorry i forgot to mention that lol
Mar 4 2012 1:48PM
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Good_Deed
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Mar 4 2012 1:48PM
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*SNO*
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You should show your mom your bitching about her on the internet and tell her to bookmark that.
Mar 4 2012 1:48PM
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howlongcanausern
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....for not aborting your ungrateful ass.
Mar 4 2012 1:49PM
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Lick
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lol right after it happened i used the command prompt prompt "shutdown -i" to remotely shutdown her computer
Mar 4 2012 1:50PM
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Spinoza
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You what?
Mar 4 2012 1:51PM
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feihlination
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i am pretty sure that internet explorer is totally sufficient for 99% of the people.

(i use chrome, but more because i like the reduced look of it and it has awesome developer tools).


but i know the general problem very well. my brother is soo much like that (wahahaha, they changed that toolbar in archicad 15 to 14, please help me. i cant work that way; whahaha, it cant be that this horseshit program does XY (really minor shit) all the fucking time, i cant work with that program)

always the most minimal issues and hes going apeshit over it.
Mar 4 2012 1:52PM
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Lick
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same reason i use chrome, but i actually use chromeplus, you should check it out
Mar 4 2012 1:53PM
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Lick
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it's is a thing you can do to shutdown computers in your network from not actually being on their computer

from my computer i shut down hers
Mar 4 2012 1:53PM
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*SNO*
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your account got hacked by a Bangladeshi citizen didn't it?
Mar 4 2012 1:54PM
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Mike-O
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I think the only bad thing about IE users is when they wonder why the Internet is so slow and it takes more time than before, and then they say that it sucks that the viewing space becomes smaller all the time, then you "lolwut" and take a look and stumble into something like this:

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Mar 4 2012 1:56PM
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Lick
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ha.
Mar 4 2012 1:59PM
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howlongcanausern
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why the fuck would you use -i??
Mar 4 2012 1:59PM
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Lick
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that's the command
Mar 4 2012 2:11PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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kids
Mar 4 2012 2:13PM
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easiestEC
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Mar 4 2012 2:14PM
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.AR6rider.
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How much of a little bitch do you have to be before you come on the internet to talk shit about your own mother to a bunch of people who don't give a shit at all? OP can't be older than 14.
Mar 4 2012 2:15PM
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Spinoza
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I'll take over. Bets???
Mar 4 2012 2:23PM
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CliffyByro
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i don't think you got the joke...
Mar 4 2012 2:32PM
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pomme-de-terre
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YOUR MOM GOES TO THE GROCERY STORE BITCH.
Mar 4 2012 2:39PM
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bustinthejus
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That's the command to open the interface... someone who really knew what they were doing would have just used shutdown -m.


Now quit trying to impress a bunch of 14 year olds online by showing them your l33t haxx0r knowledge, and go thank your mom for not aborting you when she had the chance.
Mar 4 2012 2:47PM
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CashmereCat
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Ya beat me to it...
Mar 4 2012 2:47PM
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theBearJew
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Your mom pays you to help her with computer problems? What kind of kid are you...

She gave birth to you and you cant help her with a computer?
Mar 4 2012 2:53PM
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icon1234
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Wait did anyone else read that OP charges him mom for computer help? lolwut.
Mar 4 2012 2:56PM
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Mr.Luke
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yes.
Mar 4 2012 2:58PM
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GrabsForFun
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My parrents thought I´d put a virus on my moms computer when I installed Google Chrome. This was a long time ago when I didn´t have a computer of my own and had to use theirs. I just couldn´t stand how slow Explorer was and they got soo mad at me for "fixing" it haha
Mar 4 2012 2:59PM
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*SNO*
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my sister downloaded a virus for real to our family computer so my parents got super pissed at her and made her buy new antivirus and banned her from using the family computer.
Mar 4 2012 3:02PM
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casual
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I stopped reading at that point, glad someone else was disgusted. My mom calls me sometimes because she can't turn on the TV. I don't send her a bill...
Mar 4 2012 3:02PM
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neutralzombie
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yes
Mar 4 2012 3:03PM
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Lick
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no i used -i because then i can set a time like 20 seconds for it to wait before it shuts down and i put a message that said i was sorry for bullshitting you
Mar 4 2012 3:04PM
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Lick
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she offers to pay me. i'm 15 why wouldn't i take the money.

also, i wrote up a 9 page word file on how to do everything with the tv, like EVERYTHING. i didn't take money for that.
Mar 4 2012 3:05PM
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feihlination
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found that weird too
Mar 4 2012 3:05PM
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the.cheat
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lol your mom pays you to help her use a computer.
Mar 4 2012 3:08PM
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Lick
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Not to help her with problems, to teach how to literally do everything on a computer. and she offers to pay me. read the above post
Mar 4 2012 3:08PM
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.AR6rider.
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Fffuuuu I was off by a year. Good thing I didn't take that bet up there. You still sound like a little bitch.
Mar 4 2012 3:10PM
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*SNO*
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just gonna leave this here since OP seems to be getting shitted on.
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Mar 4 2012 3:11PM
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dispatchQ_main
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So im gunna come by sometime and murder you. Is that ok?
Mar 4 2012 3:11PM
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maynaiseman
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She clearly loves the IT guys more than you.
Mar 4 2012 3:11PM
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neutralzombie
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probably banging him.
Mar 4 2012 3:12PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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Your a dick penis
Mar 4 2012 3:13PM
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