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Homework excuses! I need your best!
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Well I can't really say much about why I need them or anything, but I do, so please post your best (and worst if it has some humor value) and help me out a whole bunch!
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I don't think I need to do homework to pass your class
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my teacher seriously believes us that our dog ate it, cuz her dog ate he lesson plans one day, all we have to do is show it to her, so like write some shit on a paper and have your dog chew it
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this one kid in my history class was gonna tell the teacher his dog ate it but it was sitting on his desk so he started bitting it and ripping it. then told the teacher my dog ate it. she believed him
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scribble on it with crayons and say your brother got ahold of it
School is cool.
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haha, crayons! that's awesome!
anyways, I need a lot more than that, so any help would be greately apreciated!
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crayons what a wicked idea...
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I havent heard word homework for 2 years now and I couldnt be more happier...
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how about
'i had to play baseball all night and i didn't ahve a chance to do it....'
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chocolate frosting is ur answer. smear it on ur paper and say u left it in the bathroom last night and someone wipped their ass with it. she wont go near it
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Just say 'fuck you and your fuckin lame ass homework. I fuckin got some shit to do that happens to be more important than writing some bitch little paper so save your fuckin bull shit for someone else!' that always charms em
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my dog died.family crisis, please give me an extension(they usually don't ask what happened and if they do say it's personal). i was to high/drunk.
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my mom ate it
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Ant4Life said, 'I havent heard word homework for 2 years now and I couldnt be more happier...'
it sounds like it, maybe you should get back in school.
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i took a masturbation break and got cum on it
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I left it in my locker... then take off to the library to finish it...
althought what I found worked best for me during high school.. was just telling the teacher the truth and just be like Im so swamped with work its half done I can show that half but i had blah blah blah due for someone else and I really need to work on my time managment skill... HONESTY!! works wonders
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Write half of your assignment and then fill the other page's with blank page's..When you teach find's out say oh shit they must have not printed!
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'it was too good, i had to send it in to get copyrighted
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A good one that works every time for typed homework. Type an amazing intro for a paper, then for the rest just write complete crap, then hit print and as it comes out pull on the paper strencthing and deforming the words hand it in with 3 pages of this, and you'll get away for not doing it for a couple days. It's works on my teachers!
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what i do, is when the teacher is handing back the homework, and he/she doesnt hand yours back to you(since you didnt do it), just be like umm i turned it in and you never handed it back to me. And then be like well since u lost it can u just give me credit anyways
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the problem with computers these days is that everything is backed up on ur hard drive. saying ur dog ate it these days will get you a max 1 day extension so you can print it out again. crayons is brilliant, tho.
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any more?
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i once told a teacher we had an industrial accident at work and everyone had to stay to be checked out and interviewed and i couldnt leave
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i didn't have time to do my hw cause i had to put my attetion towards my herpes... it was just getting out of hand
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i told him that homework isnt necessary. No action in it, but it worked.
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how do you fade out the paper?
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just cry and tell you were beaten while goin to school and your bag was stolen
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put on an orange jumpsuit and get your friends to dress up in ski masks with toy guns. Make a video saying you got kidnapped and post it on an islamic website. that should buy you at least 2 weeks. If you want you could demand a ransom and score a quick mil easy while you're at it.
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'explosive diarrhea' to nasty to be a lie
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Crayons is retarded do any of you think...Unless its like a black crayon the teacher will stil be able to see what you wrote... and if you didnt write anything or wrote complete bs they will be able to tell that...
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^ agreed, teachers arent dumb.
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my mom is bringing it at lunch. i'll give it to you at the end of the day. (don't bring it at the end of the day). the next day, hand it in and say you forgot to come after school.
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Awesome!
haha, I gotta try some of these...
Anyways, keep adding them if you want,but that should be more than enough...
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run it over with the lawnmower and say you were outside when the wind blew it on the lawn and your dad mowed it. That actually happened to me once, just put the shreddings in a bag
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Yeah all you kids saying 'CRAYONS WHAT AN AWESOME IDEA' probably arent smart enough to graduate highschool anyway...so by all means go try the crayon idea you dufus'
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just tell your teacher you thought it was toilet paper
TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW
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sorry, just posting because I accidentallydeleted it from my threads...
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i always use, 'i didnt feel like it'
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