wrecking on a tramp

my shoulder hurts from a double back on a tramp but not the neck




I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda

so much better than fucking yourself up on snow though. so at least you got a tramp. some people don't got that shit (like me)......however diving boards are dooope


Current Ns.com Idiot - in my book: D-loc's wit and wisdom at its best.

'Don't speculate my life because I've been through alot worse than you.' - d-loc
'I have my job because I worked for it, most do not.' - d-loc
'I've worked my ass off since I was 12 years old, I was an umpire! Yup, an umpire for 5 years!' - d-loc
'I make 50,000 a month as a programmer.' - d-loc .....(this is $600,000 a year, at age 20, while still in college)
'I have a carrer started already even before I have a degree, once I'm done with college I will have my bachlors and a job already. Only thing my pay will be hella higher.' - d-loc
'I only state the facts, no opinions, thats what sets me apart from everyone.' - d-loc
'It's just a matter of time until people like me (our generation) get into office.' - d-loc
'Man made beer, it's not good for the body after time. God created pot, for some reason this plant is here, so why not use what we are given and stop creating new projects such as beer.' - d-loc
'Their are becoming too many rules and shit, so soon we will all just crack. I'm trying to avoid that, not just smoke weed fools.' - d-loc
'Nothing else really matters to me. Just that its my body, and someone's controlling what I put into it.' - d-loc
'Drugs will always be around, why not profit off them from a government point of stance? you aint stopping them, so join them.' - d-loc
'I personally do not believe that pot should be legalized.' - d-loc
'Tell me about poilitics in real life and I'll let you talk your head off and not say a word. Cuz politics are a waste of brain space, get u nowhere in life but an argument.' - d-loc
'NADER all the way for me.' - d-loc
'Who cares how much money our country has, it does us no good if we ain't got shit to spend it on.' - d-loc
'I'm the moron here now, Yet, I know more about upcoming technoloy then most people ever will. Who has even heard of nanotechnology or even knows what it is?' - d-loc
'Man leave the country then tell me you hate it, I dare you.' - d-loc
'I'll fucking move to canada RIGHT NOW and would be 100 times happier. I would glady leave all the rules & regulations in this stupid U.S.' - d-loc
'See, I look at the future, not at this moment.' - d-loc
'Smoking cigs, in the long run what's it get me? nothing but $4 a pack outta my wallet a day to keep the habit. A bag runs me like $275 max and that can last me easily for 2 months. now $4 a pack X 60 = $240. Okay, so for about the same price.' - d-loc
'Sure, their world is drastically different, but I'm not going to no 3rd world. I'm on this world, Earth!' - d-loc (reffering to 3rd world countries)

In D-loc's Essay on why he's Smarter than me. (I did not ask for this, it randomly was messaged to me):
'I'll have you know my brain is very developed. I have what you call a photographic memory.' - d-loc
'So, I guess you really are intellectually below me, but I see now your just the one who can get up to my speed.' - d-loc
'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc
'What I'm getting at is I don't know how I can get this out to people, and if I am just a great athlete or what.' - d-loc (he almost fell off a couch, but caught himself; what an amazing athlete!)
'So, before you even begin to talk about me, please I would like you to think with that undevolped brain. Maybe I'm not the dumb misfounded stoner you believe I am.' - d-loc (i think this was his conclusion?)

In regards to Europe being better than the United States:
'Sure if ur in the wrong neighborhoods you could be robbed or shot, but for the most part stick together and ur fine' - d-loc

i fucked up my left butt cheak, no joke, its not like super bad it just hurt like a fucking mother when it happend, i was practicing my 900s with grabs and i fucked up and i landed with my foot under my ass. i video takeped it and i litterally was just rolling around on the trampoline for like 10 minutes, then i got up, did a one footed backflip, got off, and went on ns. story over



My friend\'s and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard
-midwest_rep

r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lips
-freeze_pooter

Last year on thanksgiving day, went for the D-7, drifted in my spin and landed on the edge of the tramp. In order to not land too far and fall off, I threw my legs back to the mat and twisted my ankle, which sent me on a bigger bounce off the tramp. I pulled a full misty 5 in the air just trying to get my feet back under me and landed perfectly on my feet on the ground, promptly collapsing due to the pain of sticking a landing on a twisted ankle. I healed just in time for ski season though, so it was fine.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?
Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)

exact same thing happened to me

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this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

anyone ever land in the springs. like your leg goes down inbetween them, that shit sucks.
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ya, also, in the corners where theres nothing, you just kinda get stuck on themetal bar

i did a backflip, but then i did some bounces and did a crappy frontflip and landed on my neck. it hurt for like a week.

we moved the tramp near the roof of my friends house. i was doin flips on it cuz they said it looked cool. i did a back to front and my leg went off the tramp and my other hit the bar. luckily the newly put in door was open and didnt break.

do a butt bounce to a front flip, i land right below my neck.

my friend sucks at flips and moves all over the tramp. i told him to do a back flip, and he agreed to but he went way in another direction and one foot was on teh tramp and the other off. hahaha. i laughed at him.

also, he was riding down a hill on his bike once. we were crossing a residential street at the bottom of the hill. at the end of our sidewalks, it slopes into the street. he tried to jump it on his mountain bike. his front tire came loose and fell off while he flipped over the handle bars and i laughed. he broke his second phone that way.

the first time he broke his phone, he was riding down the street and i dont know what happened, but he hit like a rock or osmething and he flipping over and the phone broke and he fell into the bushes. if i was there i bet i wouldve laughed.



(zach)

when I was a little kid my friend double bounced me and I flew off the tramp and landed flat on my stomach on the ground. It didnt hurt that bad actually. I was expecting much worse



Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild

i did a super floated out backflip and landed on my neck/spine where they connect, it hurt for a day thats it, maby u should go 2 a doctor if its been tht long



-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice
-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime
-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee

no because then my mom would get pissed and take away the tramp. Its getting better so I will just wait it out



Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild

my dad did a backflip and overrotated and then shot backwards and hit his head/neck on the metal frame.
Minor Threat Trailer

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.


Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657

one time i was fucking your mom on my trampoline, bouncin and bouncin, and then on one bounce i slipped out and when we landed i stuck it in her belly button. she now has a really big scar, don't believe her that it's from a c-section. that's a lie.

If you put a trampoline on the roof facing down and one on the ground you can be cool like in Crash Bandicoot.

I traveled eto far sideways one time try unnatural corks, and fucking landed horizontal with my hip connecting with the bar and then my momentum just made me keep going and i flipped around and landed on my back.



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- Josh Rainey
- Jackson Hole

I ain't the type of brotha made for you to start tessin', give me a smith and wesson and i'll have niggas undressin' -nas


'maybe we should stick to anal sex and fighting preggos heh?'-ellerman

a buddy of mine was going for a back flip, however we power bounced him so he got all off balance and he slammed his face intot he metal bar. another time my buddy got luanched and landed on the fence that was enxt to the tramp.....it was pretty cool


Current Ns.com Idiot - in my book: D-loc's wit and wisdom at its best.

'Don't speculate my life because I've been through alot worse than you.' - d-loc
'I have my job because I worked for it, most do not.' - d-loc
'I've worked my ass off since I was 12 years old, I was an umpire! Yup, an umpire for 5 years!' - d-loc
'I make 50,000 a month as a programmer.' - d-loc .....(this is $600,000 a year, at age 20, while still in college)
'I have a carrer started already even before I have a degree, once I'm done with college I will have my bachlors and a job already. Only thing my pay will be hella higher.' - d-loc
'I only state the facts, no opinions, thats what sets me apart from everyone.' - d-loc
'It's just a matter of time until people like me (our generation) get into office.' - d-loc
'Man made beer, it's not good for the body after time. God created pot, for some reason this plant is here, so why not use what we are given and stop creating new projects such as beer.' - d-loc
'Their are becoming too many rules and shit, so soon we will all just crack. I'm trying to avoid that, not just smoke weed fools.' - d-loc
'Nothing else really matters to me. Just that its my body, and someone's controlling what I put into it.' - d-loc
'Drugs will always be around, why not profit off them from a government point of stance? you aint stopping them, so join them.' - d-loc
'I personally do not believe that pot should be legalized.' - d-loc
'Tell me about poilitics in real life and I'll let you talk your head off and not say a word. Cuz politics are a waste of brain space, get u nowhere in life but an argument.' - d-loc
'NADER all the way for me.' - d-loc
'Who cares how much money our country has, it does us no good if we ain't got shit to spend it on.' - d-loc
'I'm the moron here now, Yet, I know more about upcoming technoloy then most people ever will. Who has even heard of nanotechnology or even knows what it is?' - d-loc
'Man leave the country then tell me you hate it, I dare you.' - d-loc
'I'll fucking move to canada RIGHT NOW and would be 100 times happier. I would glady leave all the rules & regulations in this stupid U.S.' - d-loc
'See, I look at the future, not at this moment.' - d-loc
'Smoking cigs, in the long run what's it get me? nothing but $4 a pack outta my wallet a day to keep the habit. A bag runs me like $275 max and that can last me easily for 2 months. now $4 a pack X 60 = $240. Okay, so for about the same price.' - d-loc
'Sure, their world is drastically different, but I'm not going to no 3rd world. I'm on this world, Earth!' - d-loc (reffering to 3rd world countries)

In D-loc's Essay on why he's Smarter than me. (I did not ask for this, it randomly was messaged to me):
'I'll have you know my brain is very developed. I have what you call a photographic memory.' - d-loc
'So, I guess you really are intellectually below me, but I see now your just the one who can get up to my speed.' - d-loc
'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc
'What I'm getting at is I don't know how I can get this out to people, and if I am just a great athlete or what.' - d-loc (he almost fell off a couch, but caught himself; what an amazing athlete!)
'So, before you even begin to talk about me, please I would like you to think with that undevolped brain. Maybe I'm not the dumb misfounded stoner you believe I am.' - d-loc (i think this was his conclusion?)

In regards to Europe being better than the United States:
'Sure if ur in the wrong neighborhoods you could be robbed or shot, but for the most part stick together and ur fine' - d-loc

I once landed in the springs, it sucked.
Minor Threat Trailer

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.


Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657

one, bitchass, u gotta change ur sig, and twoi did a hugee as flair and landed on the metal bar with my foot, but since im so damn tough i walked it off

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Live. Breath. Dream. Ski.

Mass Chaos

one time i was fucking your mom on my trampoline, bouncin and bouncin, and then on one bounce i slipped out and when we landed i stuck it in her belly button. she now has a really big scar, don't believe her that it's from a c-section. that's a lie.

trying to be a lat imitator



i hate people who are racist against people who use drugs.-lilipad84

i actually endorse drug use. i dont do them myself, but i think it acts as a form of natural selection.

a safety conscious drug user...isnt that an oxy-moron?

-supilot

i fucked up on a back like 6 years ago and compressed my neck , it never fully decompressed



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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'

SiverMike, who is this lat? is he your man-slave, or are you his?

I took off the pads around the trampoline becuase i was like man thats shits for pussys and it gives u less bounce and i landed between the springs.The back of my knee was resting on the bar and my foot was under the mat and I was hanging upside down and i couldnt get up becuase i was tired and i hyper extened something it sucks



on the first day of school i wok eup late at my friends house so i was hurrying really fast to get ready and i ran into her bedroom and i tripped over the wheeel on her bed frame and flew forward landing face first into a pile of her dirty thongs-Public_Enenmy0255


RIDEblunt

my buddy was jumpin on his trampoline and miss bounced and landed on his clothes line , huge gash down his stomach , it was crqazy



member#13687


'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'

i hit the bar with no pads and went to the hospital

I was nailing unnatty corks for the first time this summer on my tramp and I didnt commit on one of em and landed on my head, fucked up my neck, but kept bouncing then did it again like 3 trys later then decided to get off the tramp and recuperate for a couple days.






Hung

That kid is clearly a retard if he doesnt know lat



Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild

i did, i also, did a cork 7 fell off and broke my arm

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

my friend hit his face on the metal frame and cut his face on the springs. his nose was bleeding a lot and even though it looked like it hurt i still thought it was funny



que?

ski8990, why the hate? is this lat guy on the O.C. or something? maybe something from the WB? help me out.

I did a misty 12....thingy. and landed right on top of my shoulder facing straight down and it was totally numb but only for like 10 seconds, really weird


yay skiing

my friend has one of those rectangle tramps which you can boost on. its positioned againced the side of the garage so you can do foot plants off the wall. friend goes for a footplant, hits a window and lands on the tramp, covered in glass

ouch

glass hurts

i hope mr mister is joking



member#13687


'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'

u know whats sweet, space... you can do anything and not get hurt ;)



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life

never once got hurt on a tramp

^^what r u talin bout shit in space is goin so fast like a spec o dust can rip right threw ya
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