You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.
Bender: Eat my shorts.
Vernon: What was that?
Bender: Eat... My... Shorts.
Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
Bender: Ooh, I'm crushed.
Vernon: You just bought one more.
Bender: Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.
Vernon: Good, cause it's going to be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?
Vernon: I'm doing society a favor.
Vernon: That's another one right now! I've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step. You want another one?
Vernon: You got it! You got another one right there! That's another one pal!
Claire: Cut it out!
Vernon: You through?
Bender: Not even close bud!
Vernon: Good! You got one more right there!
Bender: You really think I give a shit?
Vernon: Another! You through?
Bender: How many is that?
Brian : That's seven including when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.
Vernon: Now it's eight. You stay out of this.
Brian: Excuse me sir, it's seven.
favourite quotes from one of my favourite movies:
Seth: "You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy."
Seth: "Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: "Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!"
Seth: "Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing."