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Lé.Skiing
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I'm sure we have all had those nights where we wake up don't know where the fuck we are or how we got home.

I Have a couple of those stories.

The first night it has ever happened I was drinking at the bar and got so shit tanked hammered that all I remember was being at the bar then next thing I know I'm at home and its morning.  Find out I had quite a few antics I got into the night before.  Apparently I had tried to sell people weed for beer but, They took my weed bag gave me beer.  looked in the bag and were like WTF there's only coffee grounds in here.
Reason there was coffee grounds was because I had the baggy in my pocket but I had a bag in a bag the bag inside the bag of coffee grounds was with weed so needless to say the dudes were pissed but i laugh because they gave me my weed back and I had some free beer for a little while.. lol


Next story involves me Drinking tequila for the first time and I remember being at a party in a buddies house wake up in the AM I am somewhere I have never been before.  Try to find my shoes to leave but Can't so I leave without shoes.  Call a couple buddies to try and pick me up I think I'm in a different town because its a place I don't recognize any landmarks.  finally get to somewhere I recognize was just on the opposite side of town.  so the pick me up.  Later I find out that I took someone else's shoes cause they took mine.  Also that we left the party in search for more alcohol and I ended up crashing at a dudes place that is actually now a good buddy of mine.  Best story of that night is that I apparently showed a cop my balls and got away with it!  while we were walking by a cop or something I apparently just scream "MY BALLS ARE COLD... what happened?"  The people I was with had to explain to the cop that they were trying to get me home safely and that we were on our way there now. 


so let's hear some of your antics you have gotten involved in.  I think mine are some pretty decent stories.
Mar 2 2012 3:30PM
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MN_Nice
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Blacked out from Sailor Jerry and woke up with puke side burns. That was pretty cool I guess.
Mar 2 2012 3:32PM
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northeast
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I'd share my one really good blackout story, but if I were to list all of the drugs I was on I'd get made fun of for trying to act cool, so I'll tell one from a friend of mine. One of my friends woke up one morning with no shirt or shoes, laying on the ground in the announcer's box at our school's football field, with no recollection of how he got there or what he'd been doing the night before. The strangest part is, the announcer's box is in a building that's always locked.
Mar 2 2012 3:39PM
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Kingdom
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That sounds fun! Wish i could have watched that whole night happen.
Mar 2 2012 3:42PM
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CliffyByro
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on monday night i got absolutely shitfaced in a club. woke up in my bed the next day in my clothes from the night before, no clue how i got there, with a huge scar/ bruise on my forehead (probably concussion too), grazes on my arm and legs, dirt on my clothes, no money in my wallet and feeling like i'd broken my foot. apparently i fell down an entire flight of stairs (about 20) in the club. i have a feeling i fell over a lot outside too. thankfully i was okay, that probably could have turned out a lot worse.

on the first night of freshers week (first week of university) i downed about ten jagerbombs in a row in a club (having drank a lot before too). next thing i know i wake up in the toilets of the club, sitting on the toilet covered in my own puke. not cool.

a few days after that one i went out for my first night out with the uni hockey club. woke up the next day with half my front tooth missing, no recollection of what happened
Mar 2 2012 3:44PM
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northeast
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I really wish I knew what happened. Nobody who he or I normally hang out with saw him that night, and he has no idea who he was with or what he was doing.
Mar 2 2012 3:44PM
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Spinoza
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.   And then i woke up in a park with a terrible headache and an empty wallet.
Mar 2 2012 5:10PM
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.Blake.
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Second night of junior year back at CU. Last thing I remember was taking shots (with sir techopotomus) in our kitchen with some friends.

Blackout.

Wake up on a cot in Boulder Detox center next to smelly homeless people. Was supposed to drive my dad to the airport at 4pm but I was on police hold so I couldn't leave until I blew .00 which didn't happen until 4:30pm. He barely made his flight.

I looked at my ticket when I got home and apparently I passed out on a random porch and refused to leave because I though it was mine so they called the cops. Under "Social Security" it just said "Refused"

No matter what, never give your social security number to anyone.
Mar 2 2012 5:19PM
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soulskier
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heck if i remember
Mar 2 2012 5:22PM
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rareison
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Got really hammered, was in my backyard for a while on the tramp I think, then went to wall around town and I don't remember anything after that. Woke up in the hospital with fluid hooked up at 5 am. Friends told me I puled it all up though so I didn't have to get pumped.
Mar 2 2012 5:28PM
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MFM
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Went to a party at a good friends' cabin. A friend and i split a 60 of tanqueray and started drinking mad early. All i can really remember being in a sauna with my ex and some other chick making out and proposing a threesome which was not met with much disapproval. Then i remember smoking a couple pots and drinking heavily while dancing with sport shades on. Then, i entered the black zone, all hope for boneage and coherency was thrown out the window.
I guess i fell down the stairs and played it off like nothing happened and my good friends and girl realized how drunk i was and started fucking with me because I guess, at that time, I was quite entertaining. Anyways ended up getting way more drunk, punched two of my best friends in the face, fell down some more stairs. Drank more. slapped this really nice girl i know because she was sitting where i wanted to. didn't have a threesome. danced more with sport shades on. Then my best friend tried to talk some sense into me but i guess everyone else just thought i was entertaining. I do remember him looking at me all pissed off but I couldn't hear what he was saying and i just thought "woah he's really serious and mad looking i should be serious" then i layed down for a bit, but decided to keep being a drunk fuckhead so i apparently ran through a hallway where like 6 girls i didn't know where talking. I put my arms out like a triangle and just plowed through those hoes cause they were solid 7's. Afterwards, I broke a kitchen table.



Mar 2 2012 5:37PM
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TNORTS
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wake up. friend tells me i tried to piss on his laptop.
Mar 2 2012 5:52PM
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northeast
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I'm gonna go ahead and tell my one really good blackout story.
List of what I ingested that night:
-Between three and five flask-sized bottles of Burnett's whipped cream vodka
-Four quadstacks
-An unknown amount of cocaine
-Roughly a gram of mollee
-A lot of ketamine
-A few large rips of DMT
-Two tabs of LSD

First of all, this isn't by any means the amount of drugs I usually take on an average night. I was at Gathering of the Vibes, and Furthur was playing. So, we started off the night smoking some DMT. Alone, that made the night more interesting than any other night ever. After that wore off, I ate two tabs of acid. We'd been given an 8ball of cocaine earlier that day for a favor we did for a member of the nitrous mafia, so we got into that as well. We went out to the Furthur show tripping balls and all sorts of coked up. We drank through the entire thing, and by the time we got back to the tent I was ready to go to bed, but my friends didn't let that happen. Some more cocaine and a bunch of vodka later, my friend Nick showed up with a bunch of ketamine. That was gone very shortly and I could tell that I wasn't doing so well, but I decided fuck it. The last thing I remember is coming back from a port-a-potty trip that took about half an hour and sitting down, thinking about how I was way too fucked up to go back out to the silent rave, like we'd planned. The one flash of memory I have from that night is running around at the silent rave (don't know how I made it there) trying to find my friends, fully convinced that they'd been abducted by sharks. The next morning I woke up with no shirt, pants or shoes, face down on the ground in some strange guy's tent. He let me in on the details he knew of the night before, which mostly included me running around telling people it was my birthday and being given free drugs because of it. A lot of free drugs, according to him. I seem to have made a lot of friends that night though, because the entire day people were running up to me as if they'd known me for years. Not a bad night, but I wish I could remember it!
Mar 2 2012 5:56PM
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feihlination
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had a good one but i dont remember.

yea i rarely get super bowl drunk. most of the time i have to vomit waaay before my brain feels like blacking out.

first one i was 14 (now 23) or so and didnt quite know my limits. what i was told i sat in the freezing cold for quite some time just outside the place we were drinking for some reason. just woke up somewhat at 5 afternoon. apparently two friends brought me home and had to wake up my mom and lets just say she wasnt too happy. my mom is awesome and always nice but there i bet she wanted to throw me off the balcony lol
Mar 2 2012 5:57PM
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Daph
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Ask pat_in_the_hat. He's got some winners.
Mar 2 2012 5:58PM
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MothaHucker
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sounds like a blast
Mar 2 2012 6:08PM
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crazysincethe80s
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How are we supposed to share the story of a night we can't remember
Mar 2 2012 6:31PM
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GORILLA.
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last saturday me and a friend got ripped, went to subway, came back and went in his hot tub, smoked a lot then I don't really remember anything after we got in the hot tub. I just remember chillin for like 2 hours then going to bed
Mar 2 2012 6:40PM
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bjobe
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I can't remember.
Mar 2 2012 7:37PM
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95959
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Worst roller-coaster of emotions, waking up naked to a strange girl in your bed. Then her saying, "you might wanna clean up your puke.."
Mar 2 2012 7:57PM
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A.Paul
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Well dude this one crazy night oh wait I can't remember. Fuck
Mar 2 2012 7:59PM
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Raz.
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Well it was new years eve, and apparently we were in deep shit with secret service. I woke up to texts about a jet pack, which I later learned was a chair from some random church. we also ran around 30 miles, with back packs full of bricks.


the sad part is, that is not even a joke.
Mar 2 2012 8:03PM
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MFM
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He gave you roofies and raped you..duh
Mar 2 2012 8:07PM
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CliffyByro
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this confuses me so much
Mar 2 2012 8:19PM
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Raz.
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Imagine how I felt.
Mar 2 2012 8:21PM
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Obie.
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last time I blacked out I woke up in a Burger King parking lot the next morning with an ambulence parked next to my friends car, I thought I was going to the hospital. Apparently I wasnt to my relief, but I did sleep (passed the fuck out) face down in the woods in 30 degree weather, apparently.
Mar 2 2012 8:23PM
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TNORTS
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yaaaa ahaha that definitely sounds like vibes. Cant wait for this year.
Mar 2 2012 9:00PM
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802Valley
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was drinking on the couch.... blacked out.....woke up in the bathroom with someone peeing over me...rough night
Mar 2 2012 9:35PM
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chicken
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I'll tell you tomorrow
Mar 2 2012 9:40PM
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GORILLA.
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Mar 2 2012 9:58PM
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Skithedeep
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Well i didnt completely not forget this night, but any ways, here we go. I drank a fifth of Kracken Rum, plust whatever else I drank in my drunken stupor. I go to school in a giant shit hole that is mostly cow fields and farms, and the University is the only thing is this town.
Anyways, I remember drinking and the fun party and all, and all of a sudden, i wake up 4 to 6 hours later puking in complete darkness in the middle of a field, at least 1,000 yards from anything besides grass and cow shit. I was super fucking confused, so naturally I start walking towards the few lights i could see, and before i reach the lights, I stumbled through multiple irrigation ditches, trudging through knee deep mud with chest deep water (this is in November by the way) and multiple barbed wire fences. I finally reach the lights, and start walking aroun an isolated block of identical looking houses, and had to call my roomate to look up the street corner i was at on google maps.

Somehow i ended up about 3 miles from the party we were at, which is another 3 or 4 miles from my house. So i kinda figure out where i am, and start walking around the same block about ten times before i find a street i recognize. While walking home, i came across numerous people who all said hello back to me, but gave me some pretty weird looks. Once i got back to my house, my roomates looked at me in amazement.

I was covered in mud up to my chest, missing one shoe, my arms were covered in blood from the barbed wire fence, and had puke all over me. I still have no clue why i ended up in that field, must have been trying to walk home and thought it was a shortcut, but i was horribly wrong. I dont know how i survived this night, and have definitely thought twice before drinking large quantities of hard liquor, and sure as hell cant drink spiced rum anymore.
Mar 2 2012 11:17PM
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ryantheconnolly
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About a month a go my friend came to visit me at college. I wanted to show him a good time so i got way drunker than i normally would. I don't remember much from the night but i found out later that i went to a party, lost my friend, tried to hook up with a trashy girl but ended up kicking her in the face and then throwing up on my floor. then she fed me bread until i felt better and i went to bed
Mar 2 2012 11:31PM
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smltownjibba
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It was practice night at my local MX track a few months back and some guy thought it would be cool to land on my head off a sixty foot dub. I don't remember that night or three days after. ribs,punctured lung, broken arm, shattered wrist and wicked head trauma. you guys are a buncha babies :)
Mar 3 2012 12:39AM
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Lé.Skiing
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all of these stories are awesome its like NSer's versions of the hangover movies
Mar 3 2012 1:35AM
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rockyhockey11187
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(this happened on the island of Grenada in the Caribbean where i currently live) lots of alcohol>got my chest hair braided>lobster cookout on the beach>ate a shit ton of free lobster>fell into a bonfire in front of a family>decided to go swimming in the ocean with all my clothes on>tried to dry off by the fire and fell into the bonfire yet again>ate more free lobster and drank lots more beer>woke up at 2 PM the next day and didnt remember a thing
Mar 3 2012 1:42AM
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hank_hill
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4 hits of acid and a quest to get across town to see big gigantic!
Mar 3 2012 2:16AM
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hank_hill
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4 hits of acid and a quest to get across town to see big gigantic!
Mar 3 2012 2:16AM
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hank_hill
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4 hits of acid and a quest to get across town to see big gigantic!
Mar 3 2012 2:16AM
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hank_hill
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4 hits of acid and a quest to get across town to see big gigantic!
Mar 3 2012 2:16AM
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Anathema
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funniest story i ever heard from a buddy was a night i was just shittered. i was at the bar alone all night while friends were dancing, hangin with people, and i was just taking shots. shot after shot. didnt even fuckin care.

this one guy saw me outside when he was leaving just leaning against the wall cause i got kicked out. i kept saying to him "they wont let me dry binks. no more dry binks". he couldn't stop laughing cause he seemed to think i was trying to say "buy drinks" the the drunken dyslexic slurred words kept coming out. it was just dry binks over and over. then i'd try to walk into the bar again, the bouncer would laugh and turn me aside. and apparently i tried that for a solid hour. hug the wall, hang out, try to go back in, no avail.

needless to say that was probably the worst hangover i remember having, and i've had a few bad ones.

another bad hangover was a day i had to help my dad move some furniture around the next morning. yeahhh that hurt so bad. move one piece, go barf, come back, yeah im good, move something else, be right back, barf some more. ohhh god. hangovers, why have you forsaken me?!
Mar 3 2012 2:23AM
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[hamnuts]
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wait how are we supposed to share stories if we don't remember what happened...
Mar 3 2012 2:25AM
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Lé.Skiing
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well if you're with people they can kinda inform you of what happened the previous night..  or just tell a story of waking up with random assortment of things that had obviously taken place...   like some of the stories have already provided some prime examples..  I love waking up and hearing about some crazy shit I did the previous night that I don't remember.  I like it but at the same time lets me know I should really slow down.  I used to love it anyway.
Mar 3 2012 2:31AM
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[hamnuts]
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hahah okay :) PS sick job on the cheese sculptures! the triforce sword was amaaazing!
Mar 3 2012 2:34AM
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ThaLorax
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The last thing I remember before waking up and finding my phone in a puddle of oil, is 3 really hot girls I'm friends with unexpectedly dragging me into an oil wrestling pit and wrestling with me. The crazy part is that the phone worked for months, I just had to wipe oil off of the battery every day.
Mar 3 2012 3:53AM
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CRiP
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threads
Mar 3 2012 11:55AM
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henrytargett
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nope
Mar 3 2012 12:14PM
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introvert
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How are you supposed to share a story if you can't remember it?
Mar 3 2012 12:16PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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One night I got blackout drunk while I was in Japan at a bar and passed out upstairs. They ended up leaving me up there and just locking up the bar so that when I woke up in the morning I was the only person in it haha. Just ended up unlocking the bar and walking home.

I was at a house party with my GF and got quite drunk so we ended up going outside to her car around 1 am to do the ugly horizontal tussel. Ended up passing out in the back of her car with her ass naked. At the same time there was a drunk naked guy in the hot tub of the house party by himself. He ended up getting out of the hottub and trying to get back into the house but someone had locked the back door so he ended up walking around the front of the house to try and get in. While he was doing this he fell off of a ledge and cut himself up and getting a little disoriented so once he got to the front of the house he ended up turning left rather than right and so went to the wrong house. He then proceeded to open the front door of the persons house and then unlock the back door just incase anyone else was trying to get in. It was at this point that the homeowner came downstairs hearing the noise and yelled at the bloody naked man "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE" and so he ran out the door and got into the right house where he went downstairs and passed out underneath some blankets. The home owner called the cops to let them know that a drunk bloody man had broken into their house and so they sent 4 patrol cars to the location to investigate. When they arrived they walked past my girlfriends car and so saw us passed out naked in the back. They knocked on the window and told me to get out of the car and in my drunken confused state I grabbed the first piece of clothing I could reach in which to cover myself which unfortunately ended up being a sock... I then proceeded to try and explain to the 8 cops how I was not the same drunk naked man that they were looking for who broke into the very house I was sleeping next to. They finally ended up believing me and told me to go into the house to sober up before I got back into the car or else they would give me a DUI. The cops went into the house as well and went downstairs where a bunch of people were sleeping and asked if anyone knew about what happened next door and from underneath the blankets the drunk naked bloody man said no. he ended up getting away with nothing as did I.

I also woke up one time in the front entrance of an old folks home wearing a sponge bob outfit for 3 year olds even though I didn't go to a costume party and I still have no Idea where my clothes went to this day.

I have many more but that is all for now
Mar 3 2012 12:29PM
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CliffyByro
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you're about the fifth person to ask this. give it a rest already.
Mar 3 2012 12:33PM
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CliffyByro
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dub post but this is a serious winner haha
Mar 3 2012 12:35PM
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