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I hate hospitals

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[hamnuts]
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So unfortunately I have been stuck in the waiting room of my local hospital for like 5 hours. I have had super a high fever for a few days and probably strep and all the local clinics nearby have been closed so I've been stuck in the ER. Any suggestions as how to pass the time while I wait for the doctor?
Mar 2 2012 12:11AM
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Aidan-G
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Ask anathema to bring you some soup
Mar 2 2012 12:12AM
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Anathema
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yous ok? :[

in the meantime play angry birds. get 3 stars on every level. tis what i do......

or play the game "guess what he's got".

Mar 2 2012 12:12AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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incur a life threatening (or seemingly life threatening) sudden symptom, that'll get you to the front of the line.
Mar 2 2012 12:13AM
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Kingdom
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I know what hes got... :)
Mar 2 2012 12:13AM
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malonius_funk
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just pass out cold on the floor and you won't have to wait for the doctor man
Mar 2 2012 12:13AM
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Darth.Maul
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Honestly the best time passer for me is to read a good book. See if someone could bring you a nice novel.
Mar 2 2012 12:13AM
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navierSTOKED
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When I broke my arm I was faced with a similar wait so I went to the vet.  They x-rayed and diagnosed me and put a temp cast on in no time.  I had to wear an x-ray vest for 'alsatians'.  Not sure how they'd go with a fever, but something to keep in the back of your mind!
Mar 2 2012 12:14AM
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manutdsaol
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Pass it forward. Pretend to have a Ahsma attack
Mar 2 2012 12:15AM
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Cufe.
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I usually read a magazine or draw. Most of the time if I am in the ER though I just pass time by being unconscious so it is a pretty short wait.
Mar 2 2012 12:16AM
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Toasty.
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i hate them to. and my brother works in the er now, i dont get it
Mar 2 2012 12:18AM
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.AR6rider.
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Tell them you have diabetes and then throw up. Works like a charm.
Mar 2 2012 12:20AM
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Njens.
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fap............?
Mar 2 2012 12:21AM
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NSwidow
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Serrrriously??
Mar 2 2012 12:31AM
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[hamnuts]
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Wanna bring me some soup :] Merci for the good ideas though
Mar 2 2012 12:32AM
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Kingdom
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Lawl
Mar 2 2012 12:33AM
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navierSTOKED
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Seriously.  Took 30 mins all up.  Couldn't claim it on medicare though, but we have a baller pet insurance policy so we just slapped it on that.
Mar 2 2012 12:35AM
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