So here's the deal. I am going on a highschool trip with a whole shit load of snowboarders. There are about 15 of them, and there is 3-4 good skiers. The other 40 people who are going on the trip will not be mentioned because I frankly have no issues with them. Anyway, we are going to Kimberley, and that means it's a 11 hour bus ride (only get one stop along the way).
First off, I DO NOT hate snowboarders. I hate a snowboarder only after they disrespect me first. One of my closer friends is a snowboarder, and I got mad respect for him because he's good at what he does and he's got respect for what I do; It all balances out. It's the other fifteen, cocky, arrogant, ski-hating, snowboarders that I have an issue with. It always seems to be the kids who suck ass at snowboarding which chirp the most. I've seen these kids at my local hill, and they aren't exactly charging in the park, or even at getting down the hill. These are the kids who stop 3 yards before a butter box, and then 50-50 a butter box. These are the kids who snake EVERYONE, just to straight air off the "massive kicker" on the side of a box or rail. Yet, these kids still have the decency to chirp. Calling out any skier they possibly see, and then falling on their face saying "shit bro, that fucking skier made a groove in the snow, that's why i fell".
Now, I have to spend 11 hours on this bus with these kids. Just me and a few fellow skiers, against the loudest, most ignorant kids you could imagine.
So NS, give me some funny call-outs, chirps, whatever you got. THANK YOU
P.S. - I have to share a condo with 10 of them.
SPARKNOTES: 11 hour bus ride with snowboarders that aren't good at what they do. They love to chirp anyone who skis, yet they aren't exactly pro boarders. I need beaks, chirps, call-outs for these guys.