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Things that give you mini heart attacks

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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
Slipping on ice and almost falling

When you're watching tv and feel something crawl up your leg (spiders)

Driving and hitting black ice



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Mar 1 2012 3:32PM
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
Sliding down the last couple of stairs while wearing ski boots, thinking you're going to fall but sticking the landing.
Mar 1 2012 5:08PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
when your skiing, and you find out the you pocket has been open, think phone/wallet is gone
Mar 1 2012 5:12PM
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Cahal
Posts: 945 - Karma: 594
walking up the stairs when its dark and you step up one more step when it isnt there
Mar 1 2012 5:17PM
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.Max.
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 701
Hahah I have a friend who smacks the roof of your car as you're backing up. Your example is next level.
Mar 1 2012 7:00PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
you just gave me a mini heart attack reminding me of the time I backed into a pole -_-
Mar 1 2012 7:05PM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 392
This. Shit happens to me all the time and I freak. Then I realize there pretty much right information. Of me.
Mar 1 2012 7:07PM
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wzrd
Posts: 78 - Karma: 11
when my kneecaps pop out of place
Mar 1 2012 7:08PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
afterbang haaarrrd
Mar 1 2012 7:26PM
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
the instant after popping a roller or natural booter when there is clearly no tranny to land in
Mar 1 2012 7:35PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
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Mar 1 2012 7:35PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
triple baconators
Mar 1 2012 7:39PM
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RileyZap
Posts: 420 - Karma: 27
When you hit chads gap and realize your ankles aren't going to make it over the knuckle.
Mar 1 2012 8:08PM
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Eleidecker
Posts: 245 - Karma: 119
everyday, right after i get on the bus i always have a panic attack thinking i left the door open at my house, then i realize my brother is still home. And there could be a slight chance he might notice and close it.
Mar 1 2012 8:14PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Cool story.
Mar 1 2012 8:16PM
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
Always.
Mar 1 2012 8:21PM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
When you hit a patch of wet old powder and you lurch forward
Mar 1 2012 8:29PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
all the time. or when im riding park skis in powder leaning too far forward and i sink way under and almost eat it
Mar 1 2012 8:34PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
Back when I was young....Mom would open door to house while I was fapping on in basement. Then I would quickly delete history and go to NS.
Mar 1 2012 9:27PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
when your in bed, almost asleep, and you get that sudden falling feeling.
Mar 1 2012 9:27PM
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mseward
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 1,243
red shower curtain, toilet, mirror. Always think im peeing blood.
Mar 1 2012 9:29PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
"son, can you come here? your mother and i would like to talk to you."
Mar 1 2012 9:32PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
hate that!
Mar 1 2012 9:48PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
"we need to talk"
Mar 1 2012 9:56PM
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.ALOC.
Posts: 202 - Karma: 19
When you aren't paying attention while driving and all of the sudden realize the person in front of you is slowing down
Mar 1 2012 10:05PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
shit this.
also the other day I had a dream that i was sky diving then the parachute broke and when I hit the ground I woke up and nearly shit my pants.
Mar 1 2012 10:12PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
this.

when you bend down to get a drink of water out of the facet in the bathroom and when you look up someone is there behind you in the mirror that you didnt hear come in
Mar 1 2012 10:15PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
How about when you're in the middle lane, guy in front of you is slowing down, so you accelerate and merge over to pass him only to see brake lights directly in front of you. Major pants shitting moment.
Mar 1 2012 10:17PM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
Being home alone and hearing a noise, thinking fuck it, was just a noise, mute the tv and have a listen just incase, and then hear another noise in the house = mini heart attack... oh its the neighbors cat in the roof
Mar 1 2012 10:23PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
haha my friend held a tree branch under somebodies tire and pretended he broke his leg
Mar 1 2012 10:34PM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
or when you realize you lost it in the mountains.....fuck. that happened to me.
Mar 1 2012 10:37PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
that is just horrible and cruel.....

but amusing at the same time
Mar 1 2012 10:38PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
calm as hindu cows.
Mar 1 2012 10:52PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5149 - Karma: 686
walking down the stairs then one step your heel slips off and start to fall................down......13 concrete stairs
Mar 1 2012 11:54PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Getting caught with your phone at work or school, when a family member or friend goes to the hospital, when you eat shit hard or just about eat it, hitting an animal in a vehicle, fire alarm or something loud goes off in the middle of the night.
Mar 1 2012 11:57PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
when you watch a seagull slowly get run over by a car backing up. and then run over again
Mar 2 2012 12:01AM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
when someone sneaks up behind me and grabs my waist/hips
Mar 2 2012 12:04AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Going mega fast on a dirt bike or ATV and then hitting a big bump. And I especially hate when you're about to fall asleep and then think of falling, and suddenly twitch or something. Happened to me once and I nailed my head on my bed board
Mar 2 2012 12:04AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
i did and i almost front flipped. scared me good.

Mar 2 2012 12:09AM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
In chem lab is was doing something bromine related and I left my little test tube on the magnetic stir thing when I left, then I realized the next morning that I never remembered putting it in my drawer to react overnight and I was like nooooooooooooo. The TA put it somewhere safe though and I got it back.


Mar 2 2012 12:15AM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
This. And when your girlfriends period is 4 days late and I periodically get the thought "what If she's pregnant?" and my hear drops Everytime. Worst feeling
Mar 2 2012 12:42AM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
This. And when your girlfriends period is 4 days late and I periodically get the thought "what If she's pregnant?" and my hear drops Everytime. Worst feeling
Mar 2 2012 12:47AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
In class, realize you forgot about the homework/test
Mar 2 2012 1:06AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
when you suddenly have a panic attack because you thought you forgot your keys/wallet

sleeping in a tent and hearing a scary sound outside

realizing shit is about to hit the fan
Mar 2 2012 1:17AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
when your leaning back in your chair and you slip and for a second you think your dead.

walking up stairs in the dark and thinking theirs one more when there isn't, so you expect a stair but your foot falls for another 12 inches
Mar 2 2012 1:23AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
Doing the triple touch after leaving someplace.

1.) keys

2.) Phone

3.) wallet

And for one split second you dont feel one of those objects. my heart drops
Mar 2 2012 2:35AM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
god damn i cant believe they didnt get hit
Mar 2 2012 3:44AM
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ryantheconnolly
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Mar 2 2012 4:19AM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
when you're just about to fall asleep, and your phone goes loud
Mar 2 2012 4:31AM
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jokorvalde
Posts: 210 - Karma: 111
zzzzzzzzzzZZzzzz*HMEHAFWE!!!!!!!*zzzzzzzzzZZzzzzzzzzzzz
Mar 2 2012 3:10PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
Waking up to ice falling off the roof.
Mar 3 2012 12:01PM
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