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NS help, i fucked up big time...

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MacNsteaze
Posts: 366 - Karma: 310
so last weekend I was doing yard work for my moms boyfriend all day, they left around noon or so because they were going away somewhere for the day and night, while I was doing yard shit for him I was going through his garage for yard equipment and boom, in a plastic trashcan were 5 handles of glorious, beautiful alcohol

long story short, there was a brand new bottle of jack Daniel's that I just couldn't leave so I took it, got a call from my mom asking if I took one because now theres only 4 left... and of course i denied it

so
confess and apologize?
or just keep denying it?
Feb 29 2012 4:12PM
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KEVTRON
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We all know what the right thing is to do.......
Feb 29 2012 4:13PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
Why the fuck would you say no?

Yard work->getting payed= handle of JD
Feb 29 2012 4:14PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,621
Gotta be straight forward about it and tell them the truth. That's how you earn their respect and in return, They can buy you booze every now and then.
Feb 29 2012 4:14PM
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Craze
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Deny deny deny!
Feb 29 2012 4:15PM
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Kingdom
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Just be like yeahhh i took it, Free yard work for a day. easy as that.
Feb 29 2012 4:15PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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hahahahaha retard
Feb 29 2012 4:15PM
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Ski_the_east01
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one, two, three, four, FIF


Feb 29 2012 4:18PM
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spliff.Life
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you say noooo i didnt take it, but heres (go buy a new one) one extra i had lying around that he can have!



jk. all above comments are right. you should confess and explain that it was your duty to take the handle after all that yard work
Feb 29 2012 4:19PM
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Wall_Nut
Posts: 629 - Karma: 113
If it's any comfort, this is not a "big time fuck up" in my book. I expected the story to end with you accidentally setting something on fire.

Well, other than your throat.
Feb 29 2012 4:20PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
just admit it and give em 30 bucks, they probably drank too as little munchkins
Feb 29 2012 4:21PM
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yelsel
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Feb 29 2012 4:22PM
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Logey.
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The better question is, are you a good liar?
Feb 29 2012 4:23PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
this is not a big time fuck up...
Feb 29 2012 4:24PM
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Mike-O
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Teen logic.
Feb 29 2012 4:26PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
do this

"no mom i didnt take it from your boyfriends house, but....
i think i did see ___(hot milf on his block)___ leaving the other day, maybe she has it"
Feb 29 2012 4:28PM
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chicken
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so you stole booze and got caught? I wouldn't say this is a fucking up "big time" just a part of being a teenager. my advice is to tell them that you stole it and it's already gone.

for future reference, it's way easier to steal up to a third of an open 26 and then water it back. just make sure it is a kind of booze your parents usually mix instead of drinking straight.
Feb 29 2012 4:34PM
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maximiliaan
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omg you really fucked it big this time!
Feb 29 2012 5:08PM
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p-nutt
Posts: 274 - Karma: 16
ahhh this sucks but just confess man trust me its only gonna get worse
Feb 29 2012 5:12PM
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Montville57
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Tell the truth or you get cerebral palsy, die, and got to hell.
Feb 29 2012 5:18PM
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japanada
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Haha, cause Im sure soooooo many other people went into the garage and were rummaging around. Teens..
Feb 29 2012 5:21PM
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RickAstley
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haha just tell them it's not even a big deal
Feb 29 2012 5:23PM
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Blurst
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Exactly lol

They obviously know that its you.
Feb 29 2012 5:24PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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they already knew you took it when they asked, its not that hard to tell when someone is lying so now they know that too. anyway denial of wrongdoing is a pretty natural initial reaction so as long as you admit it sometime soon I think you should be ok. itsnearly impossible to respect someone who you know is a liar if their respect means anything to you or not is your call
Feb 29 2012 5:24PM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
OP you stole it wrong in the first place

You should have taken a bottle of Jack, broken the top off (leave the seal intact), poured the contents into an empty bottle, smashed the (now empty) bottle of Jack where you found it, soaked the floor in water and then 'fragrance it' with a splatter of Jack.

Then leave a note apologising for breaking it.

They aren't going to charge you for it after doing a day of labour then are they. And if they do, well you bought a bottle of Jack, big deal.

As played, confess and apologise, Karma will shine on you
Feb 29 2012 6:39PM
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KravtZ
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this is so bad. Filling up a botttle with water? I would be so fucking pissed if i opened a bottle to have watered down shit. Better off stolen
Feb 29 2012 6:41PM
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Saac
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yuck!!! ewwwwwwwwwwwww alcohol! 
Feb 29 2012 6:45PM
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BlackCupid
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Take a third of it. Water down the rest. Put it back. Tell your mom you saw her boyfriend doing LSD.
Feb 29 2012 6:46PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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just be like

"yeah, I got it. It's in my blood system."
Feb 29 2012 6:47PM
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Shza.
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Drink the entire bottle and then come up with the solution.
Feb 29 2012 6:48PM
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PopsicleStand
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haha good thread.
Feb 29 2012 6:50PM
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TheDude
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That's brilliant actually..

Op how old are you because age is definitely a factor in this type of thing, also parents of leniency for consumption. If this is a "only slightly fucked" sort of thing, tell the ttruth, apologize for lying, and pay for the handle.

If its gunna be a year ruiner, how suggest getting a new handle and hiding it in a similar spot and trying the misplaced card.

Feb 29 2012 6:51PM
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bdarb207
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Come clean they know it was ypu
Feb 29 2012 6:51PM
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Bam-Saker
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come clean...maybe they will be chill about it and want a drink with you
Feb 29 2012 6:53PM
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Lucas
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They obvi know just admit it
Feb 29 2012 6:56PM
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Cahal
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admit it or youl regret it
Feb 29 2012 7:05PM
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chicken
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exactly but if it's cheap booze for mixing they probably will not notice. you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference between 1oz and 2/3oz of whiskey in a whiskey coke. especially because you never really measure it when you make it at home. It's not like I was watering down 10year old scotch.

trust me I got away with this shit for years until I was like 16-17 and started getting friends who could just buy me beer. Same goes for stealing a random beer here and there and hiding it under your bed. Within a month you have a six pack which at that age was all you needed for a long night out. The hardest part was getting the beer cold again.

man I can't believe this was all 7 years ago!
Feb 29 2012 7:19PM
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Captain_Slow
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good idea...
Feb 29 2012 7:26PM
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broto
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could just say that you broke it on accident and didn't want them to find out so you took the evidence. if you really want to be guilt free, smash the bottle with the jack still in it and show them the pieces. if not, show them the pieces after pouring it into a seperate container, and don't break the seal.
Feb 29 2012 7:32PM
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Mr_Bump
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in before OP comes back on saying

"guyyssu its afa;ll good beacusea i justt drasnk thew hole lot and aconfessed now im grounded"
Feb 29 2012 7:43PM
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THCfilmz
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"YES MOM I DID, ITS BETTER THEN STEELING HIS CRACK, WHICH I ALSO FOUND"
Feb 29 2012 7:43PM
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BlackCupid
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omg so old
Feb 29 2012 7:47PM
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Sno.
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say you took it with the intent of replacing it before they got back. say you're sorry and that the reason you denied it was because you didn't have the means to replace it yet and you were embarassed.

Then say you really don't want to go behind ther backs again, and would appreciate it if they'd just buy you alcohol from here on out.

Feb 29 2012 7:48PM
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roddy116
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lolwut?
Feb 29 2012 8:23PM
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GypsyLovin
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Just confess bro! It wont be as big of a deal as you think... unless your like 12 then your mom MAY be upset.... But really it shouldnt be too bad.
Feb 29 2012 8:52PM
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Pklink04
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+K
Feb 29 2012 8:59PM
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plaplapla
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haha most likely
Feb 29 2012 9:03PM
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-AP-
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They practically already know it was you. If it was like 3 months later and there were other suspects I'd say deny. But you pretty much gotta admit to it
Feb 29 2012 9:53PM
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LAME.
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Adding to my point, Why didnt you confess and say you did. There's 5 bottles of jacks in a fucking garbage can, sounds like there up for grabs to me.
Feb 29 2012 10:10PM
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Spinoza
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you have to confess. 
its not even a question,   it was obviously you and if this guy is gonna be a part of your life you gotta be upfront.   if he is cool he'll be alright and accept your apology,    but if you dont tell the truth he'll hold it against you.
just man up
Feb 29 2012 10:18PM
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