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Excuses

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S.Xue
Posts: 101 - Karma: 14
What are some good and funny excuses for skipping work/school to go skiing?
Feb 28 2012 4:17PM
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A^frame
Posts: 297 - Karma: 297
Under the Weather.
Feb 28 2012 4:18PM
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111
Ring them up, til them you have the shits.... They will never question you.
Feb 28 2012 4:24PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
1. sexual harassment
2. get fired
3. go skiing everyday
Feb 28 2012 4:28PM
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Nikkekoivisto
Posts: 602 - Karma: 1,233
1 Say you have to go to a doctor.
2 Dentist. (works like crack)
3 if you have android/iphone/blackberry phone, download fakephone app and during class you activate it and it will do fake ring. then you say somebody called me and i have to go (invent ur own story for this)
4 say u was sick

Win



Feb 28 2012 4:32PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
use earth calender to find a worldly holiday call in and say you must take the day off bc for ex today Andalusia Day in spain and your mothers side is very cultural and she would be so disappointed if you couldnt show up for the family celebration
Feb 28 2012 4:56PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
NO EXCUSES. GO RIDE ERRDAY
Feb 28 2012 6:37PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Tell them you don't like school and just don't go
Feb 28 2012 6:46PM
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J_MAC
Posts: 572 - Karma: 127
cheater you cant come on NS so you can win that shit IM ON TO YOU BOY!!!
hahaha jkjk this is the best idea i hope you win man
Feb 28 2012 8:03PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
tel em you have SWS(Skiing Withdrawl Syndrome)

and the only cure is to ski

symptoms may include:
excessive watching of ski videos
logging onto NS for too long
when you get stoked you yell "yezzir B!
curb jibbing
naked snow dances

Feb 28 2012 8:25PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
Explosive diahrea
Feb 28 2012 8:40PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
aids
Feb 28 2012 9:49PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
where can I get officially diagnosed?
Feb 28 2012 9:52PM
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