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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
I want to live in a van with a memory foam mattress and an N64 and a beautiful woman who will shred the winters and send the summers. I want a barbecue attachment. I want a hammock attachment. I want a balcony attachment. I want some bros to drink cheap vodka with around a fire. I want a job that makes people fall in love with the outdoors. I want to fall asleep on a crash pad for a week. I want to make kickass sandwiches everyday. I want waffles for breakfast everyday. I want a van cat. I want to be friends with all of the cool people. I want to learn Spanish. I want to smoke a pipe everyday and still be able to run 5 minute miles. I want a van goldfish. I want to be able to ski behind my van wherever and whenever I want. I want to be able to urban ski wherever I want. I want to run from the cops, don't get caught, and not hurt anybody. I want a rope swing attachment. I want to smoke with politicians. I want to rollerblade in 80s clothes more often.

Right now I'm being extremely bored at college. Why are you not living your dream?
Feb 28 2012 2:30AM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
because making money is allowing me to pursue some of my dreams. you cant have it all, life is a compromise.
Feb 28 2012 2:33AM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
Pretty much. I mean, I'm an editor and writer for a newspaper now. I'll always contribute to society. It just might not be in a cubicle. No hate here. Just thoughts and dreams.
Feb 28 2012 2:42AM
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Static
Posts: 8483 - Karma: 4,030
van fish would probably freeze. I want the van life too, working towards it now, got two condos to rent out so far, one or two more and I can stop working and live off the passive income.
Feb 28 2012 2:48AM
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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,743
Hang on dude. I'll make some phone calls for you.
Feb 28 2012 2:48AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
I want another dog, i want the girl im talking too(largest variable in this equation). I want to start my job at TCPUD and work my way up to that salary with my completed education.  I want a ski boat and a sail boat, a sled and dirtbike in my woodshop garage and  i want my kids. im on that path. BOOYAH.  LIFE IS WHAT YOU CREATE.
Feb 28 2012 2:51AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
I want to be in my 20's living with with a girlfriend. Have a condo at my home mountain. Have a house on top of Knox mountain. (this house http://www.janehoffman.com/real-estate-listing/4004/795-highpointe-drive-kelowna-bc) Own a Audi Q7, Audi A8L W12, Subaru Impreza WRX STI, Ford f-350 (Not lifted like all the douches in my city have their trucks). Own a wakeboard boat. And go to FIFA in 2014.

And most important, with the copious amounts of money I'd need for all of this, I'd still probably have copious amounts of money, I'd buy my parents a new house, new cars, send them on trips, basically give them whatever they want.

And I'd also fly all my relatives from Poland and Greece here for a few months.
Feb 28 2012 3:04AM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
I would love a work that I love to do (kinda looking for it atm), something I could spend the summers with, while in winters I would move to the mountains, where I would own a small house with the liftstation directly next to me and all my friends chilling with me there :D might not even be too hard to achieve as I think of it now
Feb 28 2012 3:11AM
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sowstochd
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 59
over new years break after a boozy night in NYC a couple friends and i stumbled around manhattan demanding that random passerbys confess their dreams and wishes to us. From what i can remember...
A chinese guy who worked at a convenience store and spoke spanish told us he wanted 10 million dollars, some others were...I wish everything were made of chocolate, i wish for boobs everywhere, i wish i didnt have to worry about money, i dream of being a physicist (by an egyptian street food man),i dream of world peace, i wish that one of you have a cigarette lighter, i wish everyone would just be happy, i wish i could take care of my friends and family, i dream of a world where money doesn't exist, and i wish that everyone elses dreams come true.
Feb 28 2012 4:11AM
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mikk
Posts: 451 - Karma: 107
Probably the life where I have done my university degree and getting a job that I enjoy!
Moving in some cozy apartment or a small house near the mountains.

I have my girlfriend, and my best friend living next to me. We have a dog, garage with a workroom and a sled inside also bikes,powder and park skis, waterskis.

After a day on the mountains we come back to go to sauna and relax on the living room with my friends next to the fireplace. Enyoing good meal and some beers.

I dont have to worry about bank loan, or where my kids are because I dont have them yet! I want to be free and to work my ass of just to pay some loans or be part of Estonia where no one doesnot know anything about skiing.So most of the time I spend here, NS! All they know is fucking work work work and more work.

It may sound bitter, but I have two months just to finish my Uni and move to Canada. Away the questions like: what are doing for next? why dont u get a job form 9 to 5? why are u skiing?
I need what I need.



Like Will Wesson said: Growing up is overrated.

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Feb 28 2012 4:37AM
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RickAstley
Posts: 953 - Karma: 32
inb4 banhammer?
Feb 28 2012 10:19AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
being with a beautiful, happy woman who loves me as much as i love her.
having the means to do the things we want without any limitations.
living in a safe, friendly neighborhood in a city where there are lots of opportunities for us and our children.
being physically and mentally healthy for our entire lives with no tragedies among our loved ones.
having a career that keeps me motivated, productive, and gives me and my family a lot of security.

that's really all i can think of that would make me grow old a genuinely happy person feeling like things couldn't be more perfect.
Feb 28 2012 10:33AM
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