somebody did this to me last week, i had just cracked a can of Dew and was gonna chuck it at his car since i he cut across 2358 lanes to get to the puddle and me, but Dew is too delicious so i leaned back and enjoyed the spray instead, and thought later how funny it would be to quickly rip off as much clothing as i could, then stand there after he passes rubbing my naked body and licking my lips, dripping dirty slush, disgusting him in the way only a horny naked stranger can.
I do that too. Must be why girls chase me with flavored condoms, sandwiches, and lube daily. -papa_lanks
There are two types of people: those that do stuff, and those that watch them do it.
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"