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extravert
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So I was jumping, landed backseat, and got shin bang. Nothing too weird except that when I go up stairs I can't support weight with my right leg. I can walk perfectly fine, but when I put weight on that leg on stairs, it gives out. Anyone know what causes this and how long it takes to go away?
Feb 25 2012 2:18AM
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,475
You prob sprained your knee...

RICE it for the next couple of days, if you see no improvement in like idk 4 days or id make an appt with a real doctor.
Feb 25 2012 2:35AM
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k-rob
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you have herpes.
Feb 25 2012 2:37AM
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dex.
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came in here to say this.

but i think you are just being a pussy. rub some dirt on it
Feb 25 2012 2:45AM
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Skiing.Nz
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You have gained an extra chromosome when you got shinbang. You are now downsyndrome.
Feb 25 2012 3:33AM
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SketchySwiss
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^ ahah

not sure with you're description but you might have shin splints!?
Feb 25 2012 5:22AM
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Ski_Alot
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its aids of course
Feb 25 2012 5:29AM
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Ski_Alot
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actually i revise my analysis... you have entere an important part of a women's life, you have entere menopause...
Feb 25 2012 5:34AM
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I_Am_Mod
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my diagnosis would be congo-fever ...
Feb 25 2012 6:11AM
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HeadyTopper
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I lost a cousin a few years back to similar symptoms. Still haven't found her.
Feb 25 2012 8:10AM
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gyarados
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 397
does your "D" key not work or something?
Feb 25 2012 10:58AM
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Dr.NS
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youre boned
Feb 25 2012 11:01AM
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I_Am_Mod
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/end thread ...
Feb 25 2012 11:08AM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
Eastern Equine Encephalitis or EEE
Feb 25 2012 11:10AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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youre probably turning gay
Feb 25 2012 11:14AM
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Canadaski
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HA HA
Feb 25 2012 11:31AM
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elemeno89
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have you been to the dentist recently?
Feb 25 2012 11:32AM
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Larry.Lawnmower.
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When your shin came into contact with your boot a very interesting thing happened. You see ski boots are a natural breeding ground for bats, so when your shin came into contact with the boot some bat sperm was transferred to your skin. And since everyone knows that there are bat embryos in your shin you're gonna be a proud father of 3-5 bats. Congratulations!
Feb 25 2012 11:32AM
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cheaaaaaa
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its the black lung
Feb 25 2012 11:34AM
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FBGM
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Feb 25 2012 11:38AM
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cheaaaaaa
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... or you may have bruised you cartilage/ meniscus
Feb 25 2012 11:38AM
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GORILLA.
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erectile disfunction.


Feb 25 2012 12:29PM
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terrible_skier
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It sounds like it might be yeast infection. sorry bro
Feb 25 2012 12:34PM
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ForeverYung
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AIDS, YOU HAVE AIDS
Feb 25 2012 12:50PM
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extravert
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update: my shins have stopped hurting.
My doctor said it was mad cow.
Feb 25 2012 5:33PM
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yuck
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one time I couldnt walk on my right leg either, my doctor told me it was Alzheimer's. I think. It's a little hazy.
Feb 25 2012 7:05PM
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GayWolf420
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It's lupus.
Feb 25 2012 7:06PM
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[evan]
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you have testicular cancer. Sorry doodman
Feb 25 2012 7:11PM
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HamFaceGirl
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someones in 8th grade bio...
Feb 25 2012 7:21PM
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Lansfield
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did someone pee in your butt recently? that usually gives alot of unknown and weird symptoms.
Feb 25 2012 7:31PM
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[evan]
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8th grade is pysics not bio

bio us 7th grade
Feb 25 2012 7:34PM
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NinetyFour
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Deffinatley this. He has a limp leg.
Feb 25 2012 7:47PM
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JordanButtfart
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Most likely you have had an erection that lasted for more than four hours in your lifetime.
Feb 25 2012 7:55PM
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ChuckTesta
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ignore these idiots you have clearly just had your first miscarriage which could intern lead to aids herpes or even gonorrhea
Feb 25 2012 8:00PM
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hot.pocket
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You have AIDS, I'm not only sure, I'm HIV positive.


Feb 25 2012 8:34PM
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sirschralpalot.
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its most likely a form of breast cancer.
Feb 25 2012 8:40PM
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Steeze_Minister
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I'm sorry but I don't think you will ever be able to walk again
Feb 25 2012 8:43PM
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El.Guapo
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you also have aids. sorry for the child
Feb 25 2012 8:44PM
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Anathema
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mercury poisoning
Feb 25 2012 8:46PM
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El.Guapo
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like jar squater but with a thermometer
Feb 25 2012 8:50PM
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E.C.
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i see it
Feb 25 2012 8:52PM
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El.Guapo
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wanna know how i know your gay?
Feb 25 2012 8:55PM
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Ski_Alot
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come on man, HIV is the disease, aids is just an effect... dont you remeber health class?
Feb 25 2012 9:12PM
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El.Guapo
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the gay gene?
Feb 25 2012 9:14PM
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Steeze_Minister
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I would give you 3 maybe 4 days left to live
Feb 25 2012 11:09PM
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BlakeG
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Is there a burning sensation when you pee?
Feb 25 2012 11:13PM
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StreetsOfRage
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PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT
Feb 25 2012 11:17PM
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wreck.yoself
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take some percs and you wont have to worry about stairs, you'll just end up floating up them
Feb 25 2012 11:20PM
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El.Guapo
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yes?
Feb 25 2012 11:30PM
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StreetsOfRage
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herro mai nammeee is petter choa.
Feb 25 2012 11:48PM
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