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to recap my shitty ass night

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kyle_w
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ok so im the receiver for the football team, i went out for a pass, and the ball cought me on the tip of the finger, my lil finger is broken, its got a lump, and its crooked, then i headed off to an element skateboards demo, skated with the team a while, and got autographs, then comes the product toss, i had a deck in my hands, and some black kid tackled me stole my shoe, hat, and the deck, not to mention he broke my ankle when he landed on it, so now i have 1 shoe, no hat, and 2 broken bones, how much shittier does it get?




I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda
Sep 22 2004 8:34PM
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InfernoHits
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wow, that sucks a lot
Sep 22 2004 8:35PM
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skibabe2569
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bummer man



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Sep 22 2004 8:36PM
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sconnyFC
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contact elements and tell them the story, i bet they would hook you up for sure, just for the agony of it all.








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Sep 22 2004 8:37PM
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NBCskier
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worst night ever
Sep 22 2004 8:38PM
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freeze_pooter
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^goodcall
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Sep 22 2004 8:38PM
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kyle_w
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o dude they know, the team manager saw it, and terry kennedy gave me his deck, so its cool, 'compton ass terry' is soo cool




I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda
Sep 22 2004 8:38PM
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asac
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that sucks bigtime.





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Sep 22 2004 8:44PM
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ShitSlam4
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I bet your football team has more than 2 recievers.
Sep 22 2004 8:50PM
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selfportrait
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damn those black kids.

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Sep 22 2004 8:51PM
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kyle_w
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yeah we have more than 2 receivers, but me and my other receiver are the best in the county




I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda
Sep 22 2004 9:13PM
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cj
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kan u still nazi march?


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Sep 22 2004 9:15PM
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kyle_w
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^haha, not with the crutches, but i can raise the left hand at a 45 degree angle




I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda
Sep 22 2004 9:25PM
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Craigskis
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^^ CJ, that's aweful...

My night was way worst, i can't even talk about it online, but my buddies in jail now...
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Sep 22 2004 9:31PM
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Joe.
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unless he was really into skating...the black kid probably was gonna go sell it on ebay for cash for new rims or something




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Sep 22 2004 9:33PM
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kyle_w
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^ no man the fucker had air force ones on and a fro pick he was a total poser




I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda
Sep 22 2004 9:35PM
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DAMICO
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how was the demo besides that...

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Sep 22 2004 9:40PM
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devine
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it could have been worse if u were in prison where all that woulda happened and ur shit would flow easier



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Sep 22 2004 10:07PM
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k2yeags
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i feel your pain with the crutches broke my ankle on the 2nd day of soccer season and now have a plate and 6 screwes in it.

are you having surgery



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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

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Sep 22 2004 11:40PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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shoulda taken off the shoe you still ahd and beat him with it
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Sep 23 2004 12:26AM
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ScratchCobra66
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you have i love meghan in your sig.





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Sep 23 2004 6:11AM
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d-loc
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drink our milk man



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Sep 23 2004 7:37AM
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PFD
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Make sure It's Goat^
Sep 23 2004 9:50AM
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Norred
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im sure there's a good reason why you didn't knock the nigger's teeth out, so lets hear it.



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Sep 23 2004 12:15PM
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jtski
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theres no good reason why i dont knock your teeth out you fucking clown



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Sep 23 2004 12:22PM
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TheWorst
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i was going to say 'stop whining no one gives a shit you worthless piece of crap' but that actually really does suck man
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Sep 23 2004 2:27PM
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T.L.
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who the fuck steals one shoe


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Sep 23 2004 2:31PM
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kyle_w
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^ i know, only reason i didnt kill him is i couldnt catch the niggers ass, and my friend got his bord stole too, on the www.elementskatboards.com site theres a pic of terry kennedy in a van with his foot propped up, im in the background with the brown shirt, and the pic with jake rupp throwing a board into the crowd is when i got mobbed




I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda
Sep 23 2004 3:08PM
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kyle_w
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o and by the way it was fredrick maryland, day 6





I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda
Sep 23 2004 3:13PM
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rk1080
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your friends should have kicked the fuckin shit outta that kid for takin your stuff.
Sep 23 2004 3:25PM
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rightcoastskier
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that blows man

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Sep 23 2004 3:31PM
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aggro_sk8
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^^didnt you read, A. he broke his ankle B. the kid was too fast
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Sep 23 2004 3:34PM
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wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Sep 23 2004 4:26PM
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skipimp_
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at least the black dude didnt rape you.



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Sep 23 2004 4:33PM
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kyle_w
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i should have ran his ass over in the expedition if i woulda found him





I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda
Sep 23 2004 4:40PM
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TheWorst
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damn nig
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