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A call for help

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InfernoHits
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Alright, so I have been with this girl who I love very much for over a year now(I'm 17). Everything has been great, but we havent even done oral and shit like that. I love being with her but come on who doesn't like getting a little extra, ya know? Problem is I haven't found out how to break it to her, I don't wanna be a dick about it and I don't know of any nice way of doing this, any suggestions?
Sep 22 2004 5:53PM
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ski8990
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say these words: look bitch if I dont get no head ima wet my bed! so get down low and fuckin suck it or else I'll drown you in a bucket.
that one works every time



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Sep 22 2004 5:55PM
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InfernoHits
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hahaha now I would do that... but the entire point of me asking was to not be a dick, I mean I could think of tons of ways to break this to her in a mean way
Sep 22 2004 5:56PM
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ECfreeski3
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just really smoothly and...romantically go down on her, and then she'll return the favor. easy.
or wen ure making out, just put ur hand on her head and push down slowly.
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Sep 22 2004 5:57PM
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ECfreeski3
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it will be alot easier to do it to her first, is the point.
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Sep 22 2004 5:59PM
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rugbydave
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talk about it with her dude. Bring it up, talk about how she feels towards sex, etc. Dialogue is key, otherwise you're just blindly asking for something you shoulda been getting from the get-go


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Sep 22 2004 5:59PM
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InfernoHits
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the weird thing is we talk about it, like once we had like 'dry-sex' I dunno we were making out and rubbing against each other etc... and then we were like laying down and she was like... the sex is going to be amazing... and she always tlaks about it, but just doesnt act

Sep 22 2004 6:09PM
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InfernoHits
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ok... to be completely honest, she hasn't even really touched 'me' but I have her... so it makes the situation much harder

Sep 22 2004 6:11PM
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rugbydave
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next time you're making out start undressing her, see what she says


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Sep 22 2004 6:18PM
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InfernoHits
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I've seen her naked before and shit, and we make out when shes naked, but it always amount to me doing stuff to her, with nothing in return

Sep 22 2004 6:19PM
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rugbydave
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then just go to stick it in dude! no need to say anything


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Sep 22 2004 6:24PM
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asac
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if i didn't get head after a week i'd be like 'fuck this.'





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Sep 22 2004 6:25PM
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rugbydave
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^sex on 3rd date is a general rule as far as I'm concerned, 1st is better though


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Sep 22 2004 6:26PM
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InfernoHits
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that was my theory, untill I still have nothing to show for the 430th date..
Sep 22 2004 6:29PM
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ECfreeski3
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aah man thats tough if she's always naked and u do shit to her...maybe she's cock shy.
ya your only bet now is next time she's naked, get naked too, and just go with it
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Sep 22 2004 6:36PM
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InfernoHits
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its not easy though!
Sep 22 2004 6:38PM
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ECfreeski3
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doesnt sound it, esp if u dont wanna fuck the relationship up...but ure obviously gonna have to take some action if she hasnt naturally returned the favor. most likely she's just cockshy
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Sep 22 2004 6:50PM
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InfernoHits
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I might resort to cockslapping her
Sep 22 2004 7:06PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Dude if she means something to you, who cares. Your not in love with her if your considering ending it becuase your not getting any. Wait for it, it will come.





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Sep 22 2004 7:27PM
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InfernoHits
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I never once said I wanted to end it, I love her, its just nice to be 'relieved' every once in a while
Sep 22 2004 7:50PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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show her this post and she might lose respect for you and dump you herself? you must leanr not to ask real questions here
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Sep 22 2004 7:52PM
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cj
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fukkn tell her that, be lyk, mmmk so i go down on you, wheres the lov bak?.


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Sep 22 2004 7:53PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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tell her youre 1337
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 22 2004 7:56PM
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