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Drunk skiing?

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skithesouth
Posts: 145 - Karma: 8
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My 2009 Elan Partisans have a bottle opener in the bottom of the right ski. I have never seen or heard of any other skis that have this. Anybody know why I have this.
Feb 22 2012 12:09PM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
So you can open bottles with your ski.
Feb 22 2012 12:10PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
/endthread
Feb 22 2012 12:11PM
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meowmo
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probably just to advertise a good time not really a practical use of the ski
Feb 22 2012 12:12PM
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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
the first time i ever skied i was straight shit faced. it did not go well.
Feb 22 2012 12:14PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
My slalom skis have GIANT bottle openers in the tips...
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Feb 22 2012 1:37PM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,564
Elan is a European brand everyone drinks whilst they ski in europe. Most people will have 4/5 drinks throughout from 10 onwards untill closing at 4. I've been skiing all over Europe since I was about 11 and I noticed this was quite common amoung recreation skiers
Feb 22 2012 1:41PM
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stoned_sorcerer
Posts: 659 - Karma: 72
Haha, i immediately thought of these skis when i read the OP.
Feb 22 2012 3:15PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
shit i wanna try this, idk why i never thought of it, i would throw all kinds of new shit... thank you and k+ to everyone in this thread
Feb 22 2012 3:19PM
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stoned_sorcerer
Posts: 659 - Karma: 72
That's a huge generalization. Altho people problly do drink more in europe than they do in US(on and off the hill).
Feb 22 2012 3:20PM
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Casey
Posts: 7784 - Karma: 23,463
I drink basically every time I put on skis. But im an alcoholic, so it makes sense
Feb 22 2012 3:25PM
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wootang
Posts: 284 - Karma: 404
inb4 first ever pop-top grab. involves setting spin, pulling corona out of pocket, opening bottle on tip of ski (similar to truck driver), taking swig, stomping landing.
Feb 22 2012 3:29PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
elan skis are so tight.

but during the spring its nice to get a buzz going while skiing. not suggesting someone go out and try it, its all a matter of preference. its like a trade off though. you lose the fear factor, but you cant throw down as good as normal. ya know.
Feb 22 2012 3:36PM
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Huck_Norris
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Wait, you mean there are people out there who don't ski shithoused? 

That's just sad. 

Feb 22 2012 3:39PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
I always carry a flask on me when I ski. Keeps you loose. And at my local mountain I take a break every hour and go to the car to have a beer or two. Makes skiing more enjoyable ;)
Feb 22 2012 3:45PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
first time i was offered a beer was by a guy who was skiing around with a 12 pack and a flask tucked inside his powder suit. and he was wearing two different skis.
Feb 22 2012 3:50PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
A few drinks really loosen me up when I ski, but if I get drunk it's not fun at all.
Feb 22 2012 3:53PM
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skithesouth
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http://www.ski-depot.com/images/elan09/873530.jpg
these r my skis, look at the bottom right tail
Feb 22 2012 4:06PM
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MLeone
Posts: 725 - Karma: 72
my helmet has a bottle opener:)
Feb 22 2012 5:08PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
seems like a terrible fucking idea
Feb 22 2012 5:13PM
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skithesouth
Posts: 145 - Karma: 8
only if you have skis without a bottle opener
Feb 22 2012 6:04PM
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QuinnBestwick
Posts: 693 - Karma: 751

my mountain gave me a bottle opener as a prize after a comp so yes drink and ski

Feb 22 2012 6:35PM
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MADDECENT
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ITs because skiing drunk makes you go way harder
Apr 6 2012 1:20AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
I have already witnessed this done in a 360 tail grab. beer basically shot out like a volcano on the landing though.

same guy did a nose block, opened the beer without spilling and skied away like a boss while chugging the beer.
Apr 6 2012 2:01AM
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Davy.Crockett
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thats what bottle openers are for...
Apr 6 2012 2:32AM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
yeah beer makes you cold tho... shnapps are sick. weed and hydrocodone are the best tho
Apr 6 2012 2:51AM
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Crossfade
Posts: 743 - Karma: 24
wORD.  bUT A BOTTLE OPENER IS GREAT FOR A TUNING SESH WITH THE HOMIES IN YOUR GARAGE.
Apr 6 2012 2:52AM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
people in europe ski on everything
Apr 6 2012 3:15AM
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Crossfade
Posts: 743 - Karma: 24

cAPS lOCK, whatanoob...

Apr 6 2012 4:21AM
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KravtZ
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hydrocodons man? cmon bro. i could understand smoking if thats your thing and drinking as welll. Hydrocodons? that i just way to far, there is no way you get fucked up enough in a good wayt o enjoy a day skiing.
Apr 6 2012 7:29AM
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stoned_sorcerer
Posts: 659 - Karma: 72
Schnaps make u cold as well. Every alcohol does, just gives a false sense of warmth. Doesn't really matter if u dress warm tho.
Apr 6 2012 5:06PM
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Smuffy
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its fun.

but only if youre of age,
Apr 6 2012 5:13PM
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stoned_sorcerer
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It's even more fun if ur not of age.
Apr 6 2012 5:37PM
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KillaSteeze
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[IMG]ski-depot.com/images/elan09/873530.jpg[/IMG]

heres the pic u tryed to embed
Apr 6 2012 7:10PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Hahaha +k for the laughs. But drinking and skiing is fun every now and then. I try not to make a habit out of it though.
Apr 6 2012 8:18PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
What don't they have bottle openers in nowadays man....... Even my belt has a bottle opener.
Apr 6 2012 8:33PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
Those are so clutch for when you forgot a bottle opener.
Apr 7 2012 12:56AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
skiing drunk is just about the best way to do it. yeap.
Apr 7 2012 1:11AM
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TheClap.
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skiing drunk kills

MADS
Apr 7 2012 1:13AM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
fail!
Apr 7 2012 1:17AM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
da fuck, thats the first time thats ever happened to me, plus op failed so i dont care haha
Apr 7 2012 2:11AM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
Read this then looked at how many posts you had and is said addict hahahaha
Apr 7 2012 9:40AM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
drunk skiing is totally legit. 
Apr 7 2012 11:20AM
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spliff.Life
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Apr 7 2012 11:47AM
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Static
Posts: 8491 - Karma: 4,059
there's really never a need for a real bottle opener, just use a lighter or a hard surface. I do like the novelty value of having one in your skis tho
Apr 7 2012 3:16PM
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Nachobandit
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Drunk skiing isnt a problem at all. Its hungover skiing thats the killer
Apr 8 2012 11:27PM
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*kF_pauLo-
Posts: 445 - Karma: 305
And that made me waste 2 days of skiing last week. I'm dumb.
Apr 10 2012 6:28AM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
dude, drunk skiing can work! my friend got super drunk and couldnt do shit at first, then when he sobered up a little we went to the park. the only tricks he could do up to this point was 3's on small jumps. by the end of the day he landed a 5 on a big jump ha ha

Apr 10 2012 7:19AM
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Oldmann1584
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 95
gaper day?
Apr 10 2012 8:26AM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
meh, i open bottles on my skis anyway. just set it on the edge and hit the top
Apr 10 2012 10:36AM
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B.Aussie
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Alcohol keeps you warm on a cold day.
Apr 11 2012 4:25PM
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