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Toilet Paper Vs. Wet Wipes

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shane.t
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Which do you prefer? Wet Wipes are easier on my bum

Feb 22 2012 12:00AM
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Anathema
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toilet paper for the big chunks, wet wipes for the last bit. i wrap that wet wipe around my index finger and shove it up into no mans land and swish it around until brown leaves town.
Feb 22 2012 12:03AM
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OssargYormada
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Lol wtf? Who uses wet wipes

Feb 22 2012 12:04AM
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TheDers
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who doesnt use wet wipes
Feb 22 2012 12:05AM
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Steve-Brown
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beautiful description
haah

i stopped usin wetwipes at age....7
soo yah.
Feb 22 2012 12:05AM
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zzzzzzzzzzzz
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Feb 22 2012 12:13AM
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zzzzzzzzzzzz
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FUUUUUU!!!!
Feb 22 2012 12:13AM
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NakedNoodle
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Wet wipes work better but they don't flush well and could cause a toilet clog
Feb 22 2012 12:16AM
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californiagrown
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i need all the absorbancy i can get.

i feel like wet wipes would just add more liquid back there and help to spread it around. kinda like skipping the sweating part and going straight to the swass.




Feb 22 2012 12:18AM
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Flacko
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someone please tell me what a wet pipe is
Feb 22 2012 12:20AM
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shane.t
Posts: 729 - Karma: 364
Some people here are Pro Wet Wipes and Pro TP, TP smears it around(for me) but Wet Wipes clog the toilet hardcore
Feb 22 2012 12:23AM
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Lolocaust.
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Feb 22 2012 1:32AM
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987321654hgfd
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Gotta use the wet wipes first then finish off with some TP. Plus wet wipes are awesome when I can't get a shower. Face, pits, nuts in that order and you're ready to go.
Feb 22 2012 8:27AM
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kevmac
Posts: 347 - Karma: 1,172
when your sitting on the jon and the toilet papers gone be a man use your hand
Feb 22 2012 8:37AM
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Ski_Alot
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this is a great thread
Feb 22 2012 8:48AM
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Dan.
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What is this, a thread for peasants? Bidet, for the win.
Feb 22 2012 2:25PM
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pmo1210
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Wet wipes are only for special occasions, such as holidays/weddings/birthdays. TP the rest of the time. Lower impact as well.
Feb 22 2012 2:40PM
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kevmac
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i always just go poop before i take a shower so i just wash my ass in the shower
Feb 22 2012 2:42PM
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ryano
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Feb 22 2012 2:43PM
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Mr_Bump
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some of the little punks on here probably still shit in diapers

no pink names here, pink names dont shit
Feb 22 2012 2:46PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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I always manage to time my shits perfectly with shower time.

Pre shower I remove the big chunks with toilet paper then smooth it down with wet wipes.In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser.

Feels good man.
Feb 22 2012 2:53PM
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kevmac
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i do the same thing

Feb 22 2012 9:34PM
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