I have an idea for everyone that everyone may or may not have already already done.
Get unsuspecting victim to smell said fart
or just if you have any funny fart stories in general post them here.
I know sometimes its not even a challenge to get strangers to smell your farts however it is funny.
I sometimes cut farts all day when I'm helping customers. Best time to do it is when its super busy cuase then people who smell it are like "Who the hell just cut one!"
Story of something my dad did that kinda gave me the idea for this thread.
He was in a store walking down the candle aisle and just let one go. apparently it was pretty bad so he walked away and into the next aisle to hear what people would say. and immediately as he got to the next aisle he heard some ladies talking like "whats that smell." They then proceeded to discuss on how good it smelled and they were trying to discover which candle was the source of its smell. Little did they know its source wasn't a candle but my fathers rectum.
I have myself done things similar..
one ex girlfriend I had(and this might be one of the many reasons we are not together.. lol) and I would go shopping on occasion together. I always had this urge to fart right next to her if I knew it was going to be silent and seen another person coming down the aisle. So I would fart right next to her and then be like oh I just need to go run grab something from a different aisle.
Walk away Leaving my fart behind. As I have been told she has had a few dirty looks by some people as they waked by and couldnt figure out till she smelled a fart. Most of the time she would make the connection it was me. Sometimes she would be like "this guy was walking by me and cut one right near me!" I then begin to laugh so hard because I can't contain the laughter. Then is usually proceeded of her shock which is followed by a "IT WAS YOU!?!?!!"
So anyone else have any good fart stories they can add?