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Just got Tee Peed, need revenge, IDEAS?

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Jakx~
Posts: 653 - Karma: 503
This week a couple of guys who are all good friends kept asking me where I live. Someone how they found and tee peed me last night.

Now I'm calling on the abundant knowledge of NS for some good ideas on getting them back. Any suggestions you have legal or not will be greatly appreciated.

So far my ideas are tee peeing their houses, and if I can find a car boot buy one of those. Or else come up with a jerry rig to stop his car that wont damage it. Anything else you guys I would love it!
Feb 18 2012 11:43AM
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TwinTipCities
Posts: 197 - Karma: 10
1.Make a giant snow penis penetrating the trunk of their car.
2.Fill the trunk with glue and/or semen, just glue if all that semen isn't available to you.
3.Smash all the windows and headlights and key it.
You could do this to their house too, through the back door!

Feb 22 2012 10:03PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
hire a mexican gang to go to their house dressed as waiters and cooks and camera men and that they are on a blind food tasting test. once all of them are blindfolded the mexicans gang rape the shit out of them and pee in their butts. then you come in and shit on their floor and call them names.
Feb 22 2012 10:42PM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
http://troll.me/images/joseph-ducreux/you-sir-are-too-late.jpg
Feb 23 2012 6:29AM
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RickAstley
Posts: 953 - Karma: 32
holy shit
Feb 23 2012 8:08AM
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jawnswagg3r
Posts: 105 - Karma: 13
/thread.

please just glue garbage cans at the end of their driveway and fill them with cheap sand or salt
Feb 23 2012 8:21AM
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abathinggrape
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 236
find open window, get hose, flood house
Feb 23 2012 8:51AM
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tall_pants
Posts: 663 - Karma: 446

1. get bag

2. poop in it

3. light it on fire

4. drive to house and throw it in

5???????

6. profit

Feb 23 2012 10:23AM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 164
loosten all of the lug nuts on his car wheels,  he should make it a couple of kilometers till one of those bad boys falls off.
Feb 23 2012 11:30AM
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Shabbathehut
Posts: 94 - Karma: 14

instead of being dumb and lighting your poop on fire why not poop in bag and put in cars.

Click for larger image

This is me. Thats my poop and im about to put it in my friends shed

Feb 23 2012 11:45AM
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GingerEiel
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
obtain fish / hot dog.
slice in half.
Infiltrate perpetrator's vehicle.
sneakily hide the sliced food under seats.
wait a few weeks.
it's about to smell raunchy.


Feb 23 2012 2:04PM
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