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Quite possibly the best thing I have ever Cooked!

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Lé.Skiing
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Supplies...  filming youtube video...  Shits goin down.. candied bacon pizza...  posting youtube video link after done...  anyone else as stoked as I am?

Supplies:
3lbs of bacon
Mickey of JD
6 pack of beer
maple syrup
cinnamon
brown sugar
fruit roll up
fruit by the foot
Spiderman fruit flavored snacks
Pizza pan
Parchment paper... 

Also super stoked on candied bacon pizza...
Feb 15 2012 2:10AM
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Lolocaust.
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first, omg fucking so nomonnomonomonomonom
Feb 15 2012 2:11AM
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rudager
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I was going to protest "WHERE'S THR VEGGIES!" but then I remembered its a pizza
Feb 15 2012 2:16AM
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BrewskiJr
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Hah this.


There isn't even any dough.. or cheese.. Its not a pizza. It just looks like you're high as shit and wanna eat and drink a bunch of shitty food (minus the bacon and gummy snacks.)
Feb 15 2012 2:18AM
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Mr.Turtle
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and is that Jack also? his stomach is so doomed
Feb 15 2012 2:21AM
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Lé.Skiing
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did a rough calorie count... total pizza is going to roughly be 8373 calories...  hmmm  wished it was more....
Feb 15 2012 2:24AM
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thenightman
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Probably the most random combination of food i have ever seen....yet i am intrigued.
Feb 15 2012 3:05AM
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Lé.Skiing
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first layer... little over a pound of bacon
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Feb 15 2012 3:14AM
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las.
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What a heinous concoction, threads for result
Feb 15 2012 3:39AM
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Lé.Skiing
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mmmm  bacon weave
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Feb 15 2012 3:49AM
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Lé.Skiing
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right now I'm having smellgasms.. over this food
Feb 15 2012 4:18AM
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kungfusteeze
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Epic Meal Time, well... the keystone is going a bit far. it sounds horrid combined with everything else. i pray for you dawg haha.
Feb 15 2012 4:36AM
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dex.
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Feb 15 2012 4:38AM
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Lé.Skiing
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Keystone is for drinking while cooking... and also some of the JD... 
also you cant tell me this first layer of candied bacon weave doesn't look fucking delicious....
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also second layer is in oven... this is basically the same thing I did with the first layer...
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Feb 15 2012 5:05AM
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Krizzle
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Nom nom nom. So amazing
Feb 15 2012 6:29AM
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Lé.Skiing
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I am making a video for youtube as I cook this meal too.... should be uploaded if not rather soon sometime tomorrow.... but honestly this fucking meal smells soooo god damn good!!!!!!
Feb 15 2012 6:48AM
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Lé.Skiing
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what 3lb's of candied bacon pizza looks like....
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Feb 15 2012 7:19AM
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Lé.Skiing
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Dear god have mercy on us all.....  FUCK THIS IS SOOO GOD DAMN GOOOOOOD!!!!
Feb 15 2012 8:04AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i'd imagine so! too bad it looks like something that came out of an anus ....
Feb 15 2012 8:06AM
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Lé.Skiing
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for got to post this I was sooo stoked of how good it tastes....

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Feb 15 2012 8:09AM
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Mike-O
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What the fuck?

What food group would you categorize this dish in?
Feb 15 2012 8:10AM
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introvert
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Stop trying to be like those youtube ppl
Feb 15 2012 8:10AM
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Lé.Skiing
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whateve meat and candy is in...  Honestly... I think I just orgasmed in my mouth Hard
Feb 15 2012 8:11AM
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Lavieille
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I might make something like this for my gourmet foods class, looks delicious!
Feb 15 2012 8:29AM
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Lé.Skiing
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I have honestly never said OMG over a food dish as many times as I have over this....  Still amazed at how god damned good this tastes...  its like an orgasm in your mouth.
Feb 15 2012 8:37AM
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Blurst
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looks absolutely foul
Feb 15 2012 8:44AM
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BrewskiJr
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This.

That looks absolutely disgusting. Not appetizing one bit. Yeah bacon is righteous and gummies are great but come on man you really dont need to ruin them both. I have a feeling you stopped with the pictures cause you realized how bad it tastes.
Feb 15 2012 8:48AM
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Lé.Skiing
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no dude it honestly tastes sooo god damn good its just rich as hell with sugar and protein...  keeep in mind the whole pizza is close to 9000 calorie.. lol
Feb 15 2012 8:53AM
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Blurst
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Gother of Mod. Have fun with the worst indigestion/shit you have ever experienced.
Feb 15 2012 9:03AM
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snwbrdmilf
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How is that a pizza? Its a bunch of shit thrown together, none of it representing pizza. And you ruined bacon. Also, sugar coma much? This is just bad all around and I can't imagine that its actually any good. But, props for creativity? haha
Feb 15 2012 9:10AM
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KravtZ
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creativity? you fucking kiddingme. This 12 year old kid just copied epic meal time made a bacon weave shit and put some gross crap on top of it. If your going to put in that kind of effort cooking, make something decent.
Feb 15 2012 9:16AM
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B-runge
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i probably wouldnt even eat that if i was baked

looks filthy

fruit rollups and bacons should not be in the same bite
Feb 15 2012 9:24AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Why are you yelling at me? You can't deny all creativity points just because its a bunch of crap. Different view points buddy. Some are saying it looks delicious, others are saying it looks nasty. Chill out.
Feb 15 2012 9:31AM
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bakedpow
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Looks like you're going to be raging on someones toilet later...
Feb 15 2012 9:47AM
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theabortionator
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this



and

meth/thread
Feb 15 2012 9:52AM
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ChocolateMilk.
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The fuck is going on am I being trolled because that looks awfull got stoked on the bacon but then you fucked it up with that candy.
Feb 15 2012 9:52AM
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El.Guapo
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i made a cake once, 3 boxes of cake, 24 twinkies, jar of jetpuff, jar of peanutbutter, 4 jars of icing, 12 poptarts, quart of puddind and a fuckload of sprinkles. it was 48,000 calories
Feb 15 2012 9:55AM
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Willard
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Death wish
Feb 15 2012 11:00AM
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Dmarc
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gross.
Feb 15 2012 11:10AM
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CluckaChuck
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i got drunk with epic meal time/ claim.
Feb 15 2012 11:14AM
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DERS.
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yeah i would probably eat that if i was as stoned/drunk as you are.
Feb 15 2012 11:30AM
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Puns
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progression.
Feb 15 2012 11:56AM
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Lé.Skiing
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you can all say its terrible but honestly was sooo goood never ate it all.. people from my work wanted it.. and the theme of the "pizza" was supposed to be candy...  calling me a 12 year old...  seriously?  cause you know every 12 year old can just walk into a liquor store and buy JD and beer...  yah that works :/
Feb 15 2012 12:19PM
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Mr.Turtle
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have you taken a shit yet?
Feb 15 2012 12:23PM
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Lé.Skiing
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I literally just woke up hung over... lol I got myself pretty drunk while making the pizza thing... 
Feb 15 2012 12:28PM
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*monsterskier*
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this

i hope your body doesn't hate you for that
Feb 15 2012 12:28PM
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squibble
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my mouth just got really wet, but i dont know if i could handle all that bacon
Feb 15 2012 1:16PM
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Lé.Skiing
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honestly its like bacon on a maple doughnut...  with at least 3X the amount of bacon an 5X the sugar...  you honestly cant nock it till you try it... people at my work are actually quite stoked.. I'll find out maybe I'm just suuuper stoked on something I made but...  there is a lot of bacon...

(I realize my sentences are broken up I'm honestly too hung over to care)
Feb 15 2012 1:31PM
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.Blake.
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I always find it weird that everything epic meal time makes looks good to me for some reason
Feb 15 2012 1:35PM
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DubV134
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id try a using little less weed next time you try to cook
Feb 15 2012 1:45PM
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Lé.Skiing
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funny thing is I haven't smoked weed in about 2 months.. lol so its not a factor.. hahaha
Feb 15 2012 2:16PM
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