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Tonights the big night!!!!!!!

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theabortionator
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I really don't know if I've given this too much thought or not enough thought or maybe the right amount of thought, fuck idk. But tonight after dinner I'm planning to propose to my gf. I'm freaking the fuckout right now. Anyone got any advice on how to stay cool and not totally blow it. I'm so fucking nervous like I know I got this or at least hoping I do but this is huge theres no redo. That what scares me. Sorry about all the rambling and shit I hope you night goes well too ns.
Feb 14 2012 2:38PM
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0123456789
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wtf wheres my invite?! whoyou marrying also?
May 11 2012 9:46PM
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B.Aussie
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Mine came in the mail. Yours didn't? Oh man that's awkward.
May 11 2012 10:00PM
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0123456789
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im gonna go cry now.
May 11 2012 10:03PM
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Timmy.
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lol
Congrats!! i take it she doesnt want kids?
May 11 2012 10:06PM
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miroz
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Wait Ashley's going? I'll go if Ashley goes.
May 11 2012 10:07PM
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Poems
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This is where I'd give you advice, except I've been single since I popped out of my mom's pussy. So, uh, make sure you're engaged before urine enters the rectum and flows through the sphincters.
May 11 2012 10:13PM
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KEVTRON
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This has got to be the best thing I have ever read on newschoolers to this date.
May 12 2012 1:56AM
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SteezyasPie
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you have quite possibly the coolest fiance ever. just saying, most people wouldn't be cool with NSer's they've never met at their wedding
May 12 2012 2:27AM
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theabortionator
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Day after the wedding party august 10th, snow ridge ski area turin ny
Jul 2 2012 4:27PM
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mrbillgates
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TO THE TOP! Entertainment bump - how'd it go OP? Did you abort her once you peed in her butt?
Jun 19 2014 12:23AM
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acualywasdolan
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Op im offended you didnt invite me
Jun 19 2014 2:42AM
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SFB
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mrbillgatesTO THE TOP! Entertainment bump - how'd it go OP? Did you abort her once you peed in her butt?


that wasnt funny, u suck
Jun 19 2014 10:24AM
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Jeebus.
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mrbillgatesTO THE TOP! Entertainment bump - how'd it go OP? Did you abort her once you peed in her butt?


Jun 19 2014 10:27AM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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mrbillgatesTO THE TOP! Entertainment bump - how'd it go OP? Did you abort her once you peed in her butt?


OP's fiance died from the AIDS he gave her.
Jun 19 2014 10:50AM
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AT-AT
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These attempts at funny are terrible.
Jun 19 2014 11:54AM
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Lucas
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still together?
Jun 19 2014 12:04PM
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theabortionator
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gRAPEFRUITOP's fiance died from the AIDS he gave her.

Fuck off
Lucasstill together?


Till the last snowflake melts do us part
Jun 19 2014 12:57PM
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