I’ve said it before, but whoever designed our bodies wasn’t keeping in mind all the dope shit we wanted to do with them! -TJ
Mind my potty mouth -Compton, gets me everytime
"I love how they can't speak english so they have to communicate in Wutang."
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"
Snarf Snarf, What are we going to do, Snarf Snarf
"i put both feet in front of me and grind the rail on my nutsack" -nebula, on how to hit a rail
"My uncle Roy shared a beer with me. I drank it, and I was so excited I fell alseep. I must have tossed and turned something fierce because when I woke up my pants were off. Never saw much of uncle Roy after that. Turns out we weren't even related."-TheFap
"Fuck you, son. I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin tie you to a bed post wit ya ass cheeks spread out and set a hanger on da stove and let dat shit sit there for like 40 minutes and stick it in yo ass real slow like TSSSS" - Theron.
Leave. Just leave. You are literally so fucking stupid I want to punch myself in the face repeatedly. People on the internet usually don't bother me in the slightest, but for some reason every single time you post I want to fucking murder baby animals. For the sake of my sanity, and the rest of NS, leave and never come back, or just fucking kill yourself. Fuck- Ar6Rider to Kang
Mike Rogge: "Why do you think the best skiers in the world come from the east coast?"
Tom Wallisch: "We've ski'd the worst so the best comes easy."
"On the way down - it's awesome." - CR Johnson
"Well, if Rimjobber were to insert dildos up your bum for every terrible thread that you have made, he would have shoved up so many that they would start to come up your trachea. But as they got closer to coming out your mouth, Rimjobber would have ran out. But when he went to the dildo store, they would be fresh out of dildos and he would have to remove one though you mouth and re insert it in your bum to continue the punishment, thus resembling a stack-able pencil." - JakeSmith