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Lansfield
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i have reoccuring dreams of zombie attacks. Anyone else have weird ass dreams?
Feb 9 2012 9:31PM
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GeneralT
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i dug a cave in minecraft and inside the cave my girlfriend had a model shoot. then i went to highschool and was in the talent show. last night was a weird one.
Feb 9 2012 9:33PM
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EricaMN.
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i dreamed i was fingering some chick's butthole.

i woke up and my hand smelled like shit...
Feb 9 2012 9:34PM
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Montville57
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I used to have reoccurring dreams of some guy chasing me through the yard and no matter how hard I screamed no sound came out and no body came to help me lol shits sketchy as fuck
Feb 9 2012 9:34PM
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84891jnf92048
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I have the weirdest fucking dreams. Some of them are just out of control strange, and some of them are ultra realistic, and seeded deeply in reality, and really fuck with my head.
Feb 9 2012 9:35PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I am a very good dreamer. I always have really vivid dreams and can lucid dream whenever I want. It's dope as yola. I have been having recurring dreams recently on ufo's and plane crashes. I don't know why.
Feb 9 2012 9:36PM
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.SHAGGY.
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I have some weird ass dreams can't think about them right off the top of my head though :P
Feb 9 2012 9:48PM
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JzD.
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I'm really small in the corner of my room like 2 inches tall, a bunch of see through squares and a really weird feeling like your body fell asleep like your leg sometimes does. Idfk what's wrong with me, creepy dream though haha
Feb 9 2012 9:55PM
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ChocolateMilk.
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Learn to lucid dream.
Feb 9 2012 9:55PM
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e_strapp
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do want to learn.
Feb 9 2012 9:59PM
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crazysincethe80s
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It's so fucking sick I used to be able to but unfortunately lost the ability to. it's like the best fucking high
Feb 9 2012 9:59PM
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j.saaaarela
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I had to invade the Trump tower to pull a heist on Donald Trump's private chocolate pudding stash. He chased me out then fired his security guards. It was the chillest.
Feb 9 2012 10:00PM
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JzD.
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Those are the worst...
Feb 9 2012 10:00PM
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Montville57
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I used to do it when I was younger but I lost the ability and it blows but I remember one time I knew I was in my dream and I just thought "do a flip"... I continued to flip 16 times lol
Feb 9 2012 10:03PM
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anashyo
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ive just had so many i cant even begin.
Feb 9 2012 10:03PM
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Amadeus.
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I once had a dream about threads on newschoolers. It was crazy. They were talking.
Feb 9 2012 10:04PM
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andybob
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Inception.

Feb 9 2012 10:09PM
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poptarts4life
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I use to have dinosaur nightmares all the time. It's funny now because for the last few years every nightmare I get I turn the tables on it. For example i've been attacked by dinos at the start and ended up killing them in hunts by the end. I recently had a zombie nightmare that was like lord of the rings battle style and it was glorious.
Feb 9 2012 10:14PM
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HitTheJim
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http://g.images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/14355094.jpg[img]
Feb 9 2012 10:15PM
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HitTheJim
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First ever attempt at meme generator...

Feb 9 2012 10:18PM
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HitTheJim
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Meant to quote this on the meme, triple post, failed embed, and missed quote. time for bed.

Feb 9 2012 10:19PM
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Lansfield
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We got time
Feb 9 2012 10:21PM
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ChocolateMilk.
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Is it just me or do girls have waaay more weird dreams than guys do.
Feb 9 2012 10:22PM
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Birddogmurray
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If you want to learn, what I do is poke my hand every once in a while in real life, I know it sounds weird but in a dream if you do it, your hands are one of the most hard things to identify, they always look so messed up. if you focus and try to put your finger through your palm you will eventually learn to teach yourself that you're in a dream.... if any of that makes sense
Feb 9 2012 10:26PM
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.Ian.
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I have the weirdest dreams.
When I was like 10 I had a dream that I kicked Bowsers ass (from mario). I swung him around by the tail off the little platform thing. It was sweet, except I still remember I was terrified of Bowser for a few days after. I think I used to play too much Nintendo 64.

I always have this one dream though. I'll go into Best Buy and go into the TV section, but it's literally pitch black. All of a sudden some "serial killer" guy with a machete and blood on him, comes out and chases me around the store. I get that feeling where you want to run faster, but you can't and fall. I hate it, and I've had the same dream about 4 times now. It sucks.
Feb 9 2012 10:32PM
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Lansfield
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Iv heard science things about stuff. Other than that idk
Feb 9 2012 10:34PM
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Mr.Luke
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ni**a you gay
Feb 9 2012 10:35PM
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Steve-Brown
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i'll say nigga, but i'm black soo it's all good (the real black too!) but i made a damn dream notebook.
i have 70pg's of dreams...
Feb 9 2012 10:36PM
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CheddarJack
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I'm so trying that. Thank you
Feb 9 2012 10:37PM
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Afeld
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My top 2 dreams:

I am not sure which one is the dream and which one happened. I woke up, sat up, turned off my alarm and went back to sleep. Then I woke up, sat up, turned off my alarm and went back to sleep. When I woke up again later, my alarm was off. To this day I don't know which one actually happened.

In this dream I graduated Harvard Law at 26. My dream cuts forward two years as there is an opening for the Senate. I run and win the seat. The my dream skips around during my terms. One skips is me testifying against the committee that using floor time to discuss my relationship with a supermodel is not appropriate for the American people. Another skip, is me throwing a huge party on the senate floor with all the senator and smoking a J with the President Pro Tempore. By the end of the party I was blacking out and then I woke up.
Feb 9 2012 10:42PM
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Ski_Alot
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i had a friend who had a reoccuring dream about being raped by a 500 pound 7 foot 5 black man...
Feb 9 2012 10:44PM
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Saintlysteeze
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I have lucid dreamed a couple times, most of the time I just wake up right away. But one time I did it and noticed I was in my backyard. So I decided to go into town completely naked, then proceeded to enter my hair cuttery that had turned into a diner with the girls tits out. I kept on trying to grab them but they wouldnt let me. It pissed me the fuck off... then I woke up and was even more pissed. And the best dreams are the ones with girl you really wanna fuck, but I never get action with but am hard as a rock when I wake up. Alright IM done, little weird how horny I am
Feb 9 2012 10:47PM
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Saintlysteeze
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this, horrible. except for me its like these nazi's with sirens going off. And when I try to run its like Im in complete slow motion.
Feb 9 2012 10:49PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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I have dreamed about leprechauns jumping of big multicolored rabbits with horse legs for the past 4 days.
Feb 9 2012 10:50PM
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Saintlysteeze
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has anyone been on like the brink of falling asleep and you end up just passing out and its like youre in a dream, but your not. you can tell your not conscious and you can tell that you just fell asleep. but its not lucid at all. Its like you're trapped inside your mind. you feel like you can't do anything about it. Everything is black, you just feel trapped and hopeless. You are trying to break free from it and wake up but it just seems that you can't, for some reason you're mind wont wake up and you just feel like your about to die. But then you finally wake up, its like you were never really asleep, but just trapped inside your mind and couldn't get out. Sorry if I can't explain it well. but it has happened to me twice I believe in the last couple weeks or so and I have no idea what it is. Can anyone explain? its freaky as hell, and everyone time I wake up, IM so glad Im alive
Feb 10 2012 12:00AM
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DurrrLapz
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I had the gnarliest dream about playing hide and go seek with a T-Rex but he couldnt find me so I came out of hiding and he raged really hard a bit off my arm but it didnt hurt at all and then with my other arm I grabbed a sword and ran up his tail and stabbed him the eye but I accidentally fell into his mouth and ended up in a cave full of diamonds. As I started picking up the diamonds sum leprechauns came and started to beat the shit out of my but then I found the sword I had and I killed them all.
Feb 10 2012 12:08AM
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PigBenis
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i had a fucked up lucid dream once, i knew i was dreaming but i couldn't do any of the cool shit like you usually can. so i ended up living two really condensed days and it was awesome because i tried all the shit i wouldn't usually do in real life
Feb 10 2012 1:24AM
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Tree60
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My friend had a sorta lucid dream, where he knew he was dreaming, but every time he tried to do something (fly, make something appear) the only thing that would happen is that a futon would appear next to him.
Feb 10 2012 1:30AM
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ripper_shredder
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Weird skiing dreams are always cool haha. I've had it where i would be hitting a jump, doing a rodeo or something, and just overshooting by like 100ft. As soon as a left the lip of the jump, I turned on the afterburners and there was no end in sight. haha when I eventually landed, i eat complete shit. The landing made my legs jerk and it woke me up.
Feb 10 2012 1:47AM
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EricaMN.
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on a serious note, if you want to have some fucked up (and amazing) dreams, play this on a loop while you go to sleep...


Feb 10 2012 1:55AM
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Squeenerd
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i've been hearing all this talk on lucid dreaming. Lately i have been falling asleep, but i'll be in a state of mind where i conciously know that i am asleep. I'm not actually dreaming, but i am consciously aware of what is going on around me. Like i can clearly hear what is going on in my house and even the classroom. But i know that my body is asleep. is it lucid dreaming?
Feb 10 2012 2:28PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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got shot in the head but died really slowly, like i was bleeding out. i started feeling really tired but i know if i fall asleep ill die, so i try not to fall asleep. but i know ive only got a few minutes anyways, so i start thinking about what the last thing i want to say is, and i look back on my life and try to decide if ive done enough to die happily, but i cant make up my mind. since theres a big hole in my brian i figure my brain function will get worse and worse as time goes on until im dead, so i decide to try and keep it functioning by saying things in spanish and doing math problems and stuff like that. at after a few minutes every thing is getting foggier. i cant recall what i wanted my last words to be, and i think maybe trying to keep my brain functioning quickly is going to kill me faster, but i sort of let that thought pass and keep thinking the smartest thoughts i can. eventually im simply lying on the ground, saying "D is Dog" over and over again, and then i start feeling really tired. i close my eyes and instantly my hands and feet go numb. slowly the numbness creeps up my arms and legs, and it feels warm and cozy, like a blanket is being pulled over me. the warm, numb feeling begins to pass through my shoulders, face, and lower torso. at that point it feels different, like everything is turning into warm, wet noodles and spreading across the floor. my eyes are shut and i cant move, and the feeling comes right around the center of my chest, and right as it flows through my heart i wake up in bed, sweating profusely.

fucking weird dream
Feb 10 2012 2:43PM
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JzD.
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^^ yeah that warm sensation isn't in your dream...sorry
Feb 10 2012 6:39PM
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nikkib.
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da fuck
Feb 10 2012 6:46PM
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MountainManDan
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I had one that I got arrested for projectile vomiting all over my room, so then I had to run up and down main street with a ham as punishment.
Feb 10 2012 6:49PM
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Anathema
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i dont always dream, but when i do, i'm saving lives and nailing princesses
Feb 10 2012 6:55PM
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ChocolateMilk.
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Do you stay like this all night?
Feb 10 2012 7:26PM
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scientist
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to be legit Lucid dreaming, you gotta be in REM sleep, the stage of sleep at which dreams occur. Normally in this sleep, the logical part of your brain is off, which is why these dreams seem real even under the most bizzare circumstances. Lucid dreaming is the ability to activate that logical processing and understand that you are dreaming, yet stay calm enough to stay asleep.

I get to that zone you were talking about quite often, when you feel paralyzed and fully physically asleep, but you mind is still relatively sharp
Feb 10 2012 7:43PM
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k-fred
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hahaha idk why but i lost hard!
Feb 10 2012 7:45PM
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.Ian.
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I'm trying this as I'm falling asleep right now. I'll report back how it goes in the morning.

I don't dream much normally, so I might not get any results, but we'll see!
Feb 12 2012 3:25AM
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shea.
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My dream the other night...

So to start i was in a plane flying across this city/country side. At first i was like lul wut? because i thought everything on the ground was suuuper smaller than it should have been, but at the same time it wasn't that small. Sort of like it was really small but we must have been flying like 10ft off the ground so it shouldn't have been so small. Then when we landed i was on a ferry and someone was explaining to me that this was a really small "second world" almost. And that once you step onto the ferry from the airport you start getting smaller till you reach the city. Weird shit ensued but by the end of it I found myself working/managing a weed dispensary. but more like and actual shop that sold weed, not soley for medicinal purposes. I think we sold other types of halluconagens too (eg. Mushrooms). I remember this because we were trying to track down this skunk whos spray makes you trip balls. So we tracked one down and while trying to catch it it sprayed us and we all tripped balls for ages (that part of the dream was fucked up and i don't rememeber it. The last thing i remember was this chick smelling my hand cause it smelled like weed then immediatly started to have sex with me. /end dream.
Feb 12 2012 3:36AM
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