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Accelerated Reader answers?

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gnaring_keystone
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Does anyone have answers to any accelerated reader tests? my school makes us take those tests for reading goals. Any answers would be great!
Feb 9 2012 12:09AM
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B-runge
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hahahahahahahaha
Feb 9 2012 12:10AM
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.AR6rider.
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Youngest NS user confirmed! Don't you stop taking those tests in 5th grade? I know I did.
Feb 9 2012 12:10AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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How did you get past your mom's parental block on NS young child?
Feb 9 2012 12:13AM
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gnaring_keystone
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Im in english 12 and they still make us take them
Feb 9 2012 12:13AM
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@skiinmitch
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prove it.
Feb 9 2012 12:15AM
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TheBlueMtSkier
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Feb 9 2012 12:17AM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
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Ya I went to his school last year and they have to take them all through high school. Hes legit 17!
Feb 9 2012 12:17AM
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.AR6rider.
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Then he probably shouldn't have any trouble reading the 25 page long children's books in the accelerated reader program.
Feb 9 2012 12:21AM
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gnaring_keystone
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haha. there not baby books, there actually legit books u have to read
Feb 9 2012 12:24AM
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@skiinmitch
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reading books isnt that bad. once you find a book that you like its hard not to read it.
Feb 9 2012 12:25AM
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BlackCupid
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Which book do you need?
Feb 9 2012 12:25AM
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Aidan-G
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A legit book would be something like vonnegut or eliot. AR books are a joke
Feb 9 2012 12:26AM
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pbandj
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and i give you

http://www.sparknotes.com/
Feb 9 2012 12:26AM
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TheBlueMtSkier
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Fuck reading, amirite?
Feb 9 2012 12:26AM
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MountainManDan
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Just read the sparknotes on the book and you should be good.
Feb 9 2012 12:28AM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
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Thats the problem... They've been makin them take those test for so fucking long they've run out of Captain Underpants to read so the only books left are the advanced, shit books like Artamène.
Feb 9 2012 12:29AM
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Master_Debater
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Take the 20 minutes out of your extremely busy day, to ACTUALLY READ A BOOK. You can do it on the ski bus, or the chair lift, or anywhere else. Then you wouldn't have to ask for the answers and you might actually learn something.
Feb 9 2012 12:33AM
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gnaring_keystone
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any book would be good, doesnt really matter
Feb 9 2012 12:33AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I used to love captain underpants such a great book series. Dave Pilkey is one of the best children's book writers ever. dogzilla and cat kong. Captain underpants. the halloweiner. the dumb bunnies. Fucking classics.
Feb 9 2012 12:34AM
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gnaring_keystone
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bump
Feb 9 2012 10:59PM
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[evan]
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You are a retard.
Feb 9 2012 11:01PM
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Aidan-G
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Feb 9 2012 11:02PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
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Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Feb 9 2012 11:04PM
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Aidan-G
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i believe you mean some people are just stupid
Feb 9 2012 11:05PM
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Em2bella234
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Read the books! Bam all the answers you will need!
Jun 3 2019 2:33PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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Em2bella234Read the books! Bam all the answers you will need!

Read the post date bam or maybe your a bot
Jun 4 2019 11:00AM
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OregonDead
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_IRRELEVANT_Read the post date bam or maybe your a bot


Thread got bumped by a bot and that post is already deleted.
Jun 4 2019 12:00PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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OregonDeadThread got bumped by a bot and that post is already deleted.

Ok makes sense
Jun 4 2019 3:28PM
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Em2bella234
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Well kids today are eating tide pods soooo.....lol I wonder if that kid passed his class?!?! +7 maybe in college asking for answers to tests in courses he didn’t pay for?
Jun 4 2019 9:28PM
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