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Gapers pissing us off..... whats ur story

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270on420out
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yesterday i found a little natraul jump on the trail. me and my friends were hiking it and a gaper CLOSED the jump down by kicking it with her boot then throwing gravel all over the landing.

Thats my story tell me yours
Feb 6 2012 3:49PM
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Hypno_Cat
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So this story involves a small 3 year old child and his fucktard gaper dad,

I was lapping the mini park because the big park was closed due to ice, First feature is a small 10 foot box, I 270 on and land switch out,
The little three year old proceeds to ski into the landing and I ski into him, His dad proceeds to Scream at me for skiing into his kid, the conversation went like this

Dad: "WHAT THE HELL, WATCH THE LANDING WHEN YOU SKI BACKWARDS, SKIING BACKWARD IS ILLEGAL!

me: this isn't the matrix, I cant just fucking dodge your kid, and skiing switch is perfectly legal, and why the hell was your kid in the landing?

Dad: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE CUNT

me: you shouldn't say that in front of your kid

Dad : YOU'RE A DOUCHE! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, I AM CALLING SKI PARTOL ON YOU

me: go ahead you fucking retard!

Park crew proceeds to tell the dad the leave, he tries to follow me all the way to the lift, I flip him the bird and afterbang it into the sunset
Jun 1 2013 11:31PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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My resort does this stupid sunday mass thing, i saw them in the lodge there when i was getting something.
Jun 2 2013 10:46PM
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Easy-E
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Hahahaha way to keep your cool
Jun 2 2013 10:53PM
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Skewb
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haha those werent mormons. They arent allowed to ski on Sundays. Probs some gaping Catholics! lol
Jun 3 2013 11:51AM
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UnhookSpas
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They closed the jumps and said Iwas bad

Jun 3 2013 12:44PM
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Dnash360
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In my first year of skiing park, I couldn't grasp the whole "park etiquette" thing yet. I was standing at the top of a stair set with three rails debating weather I could manage to ski down the wooden stairs. I was totally oblivious to what anyone else was doing and that's the biggest problem with gapers in the park. Anyway, two guys that had been hot lapping and filming all day skied up to the stair set and at this point I was standing directly on the takeoff for the rail in the middle. The guy being flimed crashed into me and I tumbled down the stairs. He skied down the stairs, screamed at me for a mintue or two and continued lapping with his friend. Having that happen to me makes me a bit more hesitant to lose it at gapers because I know they don't know any better. Still annoying as hell though
Jun 3 2013 2:18PM
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Brule.
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This. Epic win.
Jun 3 2013 3:32PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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are you fucking stupid, they have a mass so they can go skiing. You don't even live in utah, so you shouldnt know.
Jun 3 2013 11:34PM
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life_is_hood
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This gaper came out of nowhere from above us and almost hit me and clipped my friend. He got up and said "ever like heard of like downhill skier like you dipshits". Had to hold my friend back from killing that fucker.
Jun 4 2013 1:38AM
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werd.
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+K to whoever fucking deciphers this shit
Jun 4 2013 2:02PM
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werd.
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+K to whoever figures out what he was trying to say
Jun 4 2013 2:03PM
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haggis_hunter
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Pain I know all too well, I worked in the alps off and on this winter (Three V and Alpe Du hez with student groups) 1st week in VT = no issue to much powder to go near a piste. Second week in VT and spring in ADH, fuck me ADH was by far the worst for the gapper ski clan mostly with stupid things stuck on their helmets too, when I was guarding the gate to the entry of the super G run in ADH a whole family with animal ears stuck to their helmets kept trying to come in, they did not understand that 1 the piste is closed, 2 on a super G we have people topping 90+mph with ease so you would kill someone.
Jun 4 2013 5:29PM
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cameron_taylor
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Last season my dad was skiing in a straight line down a very wide, pretty flat blue down to the bottom of the resort. An instructor leading a ski school skied cut straight across from behind him, over the front of his skis, with a 10-strong line of 5 and 6 year olds following him. The instructor then proceeded to turn around and shout at my dad for "not watching what was behind him." Luckily me, my dad and the ski school had just come out into a steeper red leading into a narrow junction. I overtook the ski school and basically forced the instructor down the left junction by cutting him off rather than letting him take the right junction he appeared to be aiming for. My dad looked over at him staring at me, gave him the finger and we skied off down the right junction.
Jun 6 2013 10:49AM
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