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I can answer any question in the world

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Flying~Squirrel
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go
Feb 4 2012 10:06PM
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Aidan-G
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Why did T-Hall post pictures of his wang online?
Feb 4 2012 10:07PM
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ryano
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how does womens logic work?
Feb 4 2012 10:07PM
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DW.
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Hopefully this works better than last time
Feb 4 2012 10:08PM
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Mr.Turtle
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why do otters make me hard?
Feb 4 2012 10:08PM
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BlakeG
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why?

thats is my question

Feb 4 2012 10:08PM
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FLBP
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...Why not?
Feb 4 2012 10:08PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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because he wanted to prove his size
Feb 4 2012 10:09PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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the same way cooking spagetti work. throw it at a wall and if it sticks its good.
Feb 4 2012 10:09PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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because you have mild autism. my friend from highschool watched otter porn and he turned out to be slightly autistic.
Feb 4 2012 10:10PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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because.

that is my answer
Feb 4 2012 10:11PM
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Aidan-G
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Is that a proven fact? Autism=Otters make you hard?
Feb 4 2012 10:11PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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...Because.
Feb 4 2012 10:12PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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no, it is not proven
Feb 4 2012 10:12PM
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Mr.Turtle
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off to Web MD to confirm my diagnosis
Feb 4 2012 10:12PM
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OssargYormada
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Why did my pet dragon run away?
Feb 4 2012 10:14PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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dragons arent social creatures, they like to be alone most of the time. get a fish.
Feb 4 2012 10:15PM
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soulskier
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me too, but can you answer any question in the world correctly?
Feb 4 2012 10:16PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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only some of them
Feb 4 2012 10:16PM
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FerrisBueller
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how does bio-mechanical electrophoresis in dna modulation work to get a result of discontinuity of cancer cells, but without the unapplication of infertile normal dna?
Feb 4 2012 10:16PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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because all our jobs are being outsourced to india and china
Feb 4 2012 10:19PM
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harveydowns
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if there are 32 trillion stars in the universe, and i wear an xl t shirt, whats the capital city of Mars? solve for x.
Feb 4 2012 10:21PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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"solve for x" isnt a question, and i dont take orders kindly, so fuck you and your stupid fucking question
Feb 4 2012 10:23PM
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harveydowns
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how many wings do flying squirrels have?

let me answer for you, NONE, THEY ARE FAILURES.
Feb 4 2012 10:24PM
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dreadyboy
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What is my favourite colour?
Feb 4 2012 10:24PM
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ryano
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but you just said it wasnt a question.
Feb 4 2012 10:26PM
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JzD.
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What are the next powerball winning numbers.





Thanks in advance
Feb 4 2012 10:44PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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probably pink since you spell it "favourite" and "colour"
Feb 4 2012 10:49PM
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FLBP
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Feb 4 2012 10:50PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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6-7-3-42-18-33
Feb 4 2012 10:50PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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it depends on a lot of different things
Feb 4 2012 10:51PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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we arent failures, just misnomers.
Feb 4 2012 10:52PM
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JzD.
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When I win ill buy that island they were talking about and you can have your own castle on it
Feb 4 2012 10:55PM
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blackmamba.
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Why do women lead men on only to put them in the friend zone?
Feb 4 2012 10:55PM
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dreadyboy
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Nah it's yellow, and I'm from Canada so those are the right ways.
Feb 4 2012 10:59PM
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CalebT
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what is pi?
Feb 4 2012 10:59PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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how do i get rid of my herpes?
Feb 4 2012 11:00PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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because the spaghetti didnt stick
Feb 4 2012 11:02PM
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whoa-dere
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what will my poop be like tonight?
Feb 4 2012 11:03PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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an irrational number used to calculate the dimensions of circles, among other things
Feb 4 2012 11:03PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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give it to someone else
Feb 4 2012 11:04PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Feb 4 2012 11:04PM
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ScubaSteveFather
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Find the equation of the tangent plane to the surface f(x,y)=ln(4x^2−y^2) at the point(1,1).

Feb 4 2012 11:07PM
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Dwarftosser1
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What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Feb 4 2012 11:07PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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copy paste fail
Feb 4 2012 11:11PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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depends, is it an african swallow or a european swallow?
Feb 4 2012 11:13PM
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Freshbakedbread
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Where can I get a custom turtle drawn for me?
Feb 4 2012 11:15PM
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EricaMN.
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what happens when pinoccio says "my nose is about to grow"
Feb 4 2012 11:21PM
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platform8
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how do we know what we see acctualy exists? is there a god? how was the universe created?
Feb 4 2012 11:21PM
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.frenchy
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Why did i get first post on page 2?
Feb 4 2012 11:23PM
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