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Chirps

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Stamkos1992
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what are some creative chirps/insults in hockey?
Feb 4 2012 11:50AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
dickhead
Feb 4 2012 11:54AM
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Stamkos1992
Posts: 55 - Karma: 11
was looking for something a little more creative...right idea though ahah
Feb 4 2012 11:57AM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
stop saying chirps
Feb 4 2012 12:07PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
"your mom was fun last night"
Feb 4 2012 12:08PM
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B4NE1
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"You shoot like an American!!"
Feb 4 2012 12:15PM
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ski93
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 83
"your post count's too low to make a thread that's taken seriously"
Feb 4 2012 12:18PM
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Anti_Steeze
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 81
when lining up for a face off against the opposition if they say anything to you, simply reply, "_______ does your coach know you're out here?"

...works every time
Feb 4 2012 12:25PM
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Spinoza
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"You can't even think of your own chirps"
Feb 4 2012 12:48PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
chirp? like a bird?
Feb 4 2012 12:57PM
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REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
scaly waggle
Feb 4 2012 1:04PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
Posts: 700 - Karma: 248
http://twitter.com/#!/hockeychirps101

"hey buddy u get scratched more then a mosquito bite"
"hey buddy my right nut dangles better then u"
"hey goalie u should switch to geico so u can save more"
"your like the titanic, good till u hit the ice"
Used towards the duster that has no hands. "it must be hard to eat with no hands"
I've seen better hands on a digital clock
If a player has a full visor on his helmet "buddy roll down your window I can't hear what your saying"
I've seen more ice in my drink then you have all year
hey buddy, you play like a tampon.. once a period
buddy get out of here i am allergic to dust
Feb 4 2012 1:09PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
Simple yet effective,
You shoot like Scott Gomez.

digomezscore.com
Feb 4 2012 1:37PM
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Bumblesteeze
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didgomezscore.com
Feb 4 2012 1:38PM
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Blurst
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works especially in the quebec area
Feb 4 2012 1:41PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
I'm starting to feel bad for him, despite him getting his 7 million dollar paycheck. If he doesn't score today, he's going to be humiliated by his own fans tomorrow as the game will mark his 1 year scoring drought.

Either way, he will always be my favourite Mexican from Alaska..
Feb 4 2012 2:00PM
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beowulf
Posts: 893 - Karma: 164
just call them jabroni's
Feb 4 2012 2:01PM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
"Your flow is dusty" or just dusty.

Feb 4 2012 2:12PM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
hahaha that actually sounds amazing
Feb 4 2012 2:51PM
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Stamkos1992
Posts: 55 - Karma: 11
maybe I'll just sit on my computer all day and post almost 1000 times on a skiing website so I can get your approval !!!! thanks man!!
Feb 4 2012 3:05PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
wait twitter.... like birds?
Feb 4 2012 3:19PM
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3dressedupasa9
Posts: 445 - Karma: 113
your mom makes bad kraft dinner
Feb 4 2012 4:03PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Haha, that's pretty clever.
Feb 4 2012 4:05PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
simply look at the roster and pick a kid to pick on the whole game. god i miss highschool hockey

Feb 4 2012 4:15PM
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PigBenis
Posts: 182 - Karma: 99
does your coach know you got on the ice?
Feb 4 2012 4:22PM
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PigBenis
Posts: 182 - Karma: 99
fffuuuuccckkkk
Feb 4 2012 4:23PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
Ill take my skate and cut you br0
Feb 4 2012 5:12PM
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